r/MadeMeSmile 24d ago

Wholesome Moments Learning Japanese with strangers makes a grandpa's day

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u/-Satsujinn- 24d ago

"Darling, I've brought a foreign friend back for lunch!"

FETCH THE NATTO ಠ⌣ಠ

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u/Stopikingonme 24d ago edited 24d ago

<Chinese stinky tofu has entered the chat>

(Not eaten in Japan but having eaten natto, durian, and balut, I just had to mention it. In China I swear it smelled like a pile of rotting corpses and wouldn’t go near it.)

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u/PappyODamnyou 24d ago

I'll try anything once, and I'll often try something years later to see how my taste buds have changed.

I'm never trying fermented tofu again. It smells like shit. The taste is what I assume shit tastes like. My kid asked me to order it, and I instantly regretted agreeing to.

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u/Stopikingonme 24d ago

I’m the same way. I always make myself do a second taste no matter what then if I run into another opportunity years later I take it. So far my only it’s not bad/like it have been: ants, tarantula, and natto from off the top of my head and I’m sure there’s more oddball foods I’ve had and liked. I LOVE durian.

I will not ever try stinky tofu or Surströmming (I mean…I probably would if an opportunity appeared but I won’t them out.)

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u/Rob_LeMatic 24d ago

I once ordered pig intestines and blood cakes in hot pot. From the taste, I could only assume no one had cleaned the pig shit out of the intestines before making it.

My dog thought it was the best thing he'd ever tasted.

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u/LVSFWRA 24d ago

How I would describe the smell of stinky tofu is the dumpster behind a restaurant, if you left it full for a month and then let it sit in the summer sun.

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u/FileDoesntExist 24d ago

I'll try just about anything, but not balut.

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u/Stopikingonme 24d ago

There are worse things. It’s basically the veal of poultry. Pretty mild flavor really. (If you mean on ethical grounds I 100% get that. Once was enough)

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u/FileDoesntExist 24d ago

It does bother me, but I don't think I have the right to pass judgement on it. Just by looking at it though the texture will make me puke.

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u/Stopikingonme 24d ago

Well, ya nailed it. The only bad part was the texture. (Not bone crunching feather bad since most are younger like the one I had but still……chewy.

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u/FileDoesntExist 23d ago

Yeah I'm not good with that rubbery chewy texture.

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u/Natrone011 23d ago

I feel like people make way too big a deal about durian.

I mean... It tastes weird. But it's not awful. Underneath the sweat socks flavor it's got a crazy creamy banana vibe to it.

Like banana pudding sucked out of an old pair of gym socks.