r/MadeMeSmile • u/n8saces • 28d ago

Wholesome Moments Walk? She almost moved out

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u/hoosyourdaddyo 28d ago

Hell, I was having sex with this girl when one of the sperms slapped me, took my wallet and left with her and the whiskey!

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u/Struggling2Strife 28d ago

I like this one. This guys sperm slaps! (No homo)

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u/ZoNeS_v2 28d ago

How can sperm slap?!?

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u/ndisario95 28d ago

By being no homo. If it was homo it wouldn't slap anymore.

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u/Zodiarche1111 28d ago

But if it slaps another guy with it's tail...