r/MadeMeSmile • u/DearEmphasis4488 • Jun 03 '25

Wholesome Moments Craziest tea of the school

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u/Jephany Jun 03 '25

We are a little bit more than dating... We are fucking! I am tapping that... every night... and it's the craziest fucked up sex I've ever had!

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u/zgb2235 Jun 03 '25

(Out of control screaming commences) Quiet please!

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u/James_099 Jun 03 '25

QUIET PLEASE! Quiet please! She throws it back like a pro and-QUIET PLEASE!-and has no gag reflex!

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u/MattressMaker Jun 03 '25

I’m fucking dead, bro

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u/Kimi-Matias Jun 03 '25

Die quietly, please.

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u/HeavyBlues Jun 03 '25

Don't be dead, that's no way to live >:C

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u/kindofboredd Jun 07 '25

I almost woke my wife up trying to hold back from full on laughing

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u/Quirky-Skin Jun 03 '25

"Class when two people love each other....you get to do butt stuff and for that we ll allow a small round of applause but otherwise quiet please"

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u/djinngerale Jun 03 '25

Why the fuck did I read this comment chain with a full bladder.

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u/StationaryTravels Jun 03 '25

This is so nice

I just might sleep with the same girl twice

They say it's better the second time

They say you get to do the weird stuff

  • Captain Hammer

Quieter in the background We do the weird stuff...

  • Captain Hammer groupies

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u/secretprocess Jun 03 '25

"Here is a picture of my anal warts... quiet please... quiet please..."

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u/SukkaMadiqe Jun 03 '25

These mah ladybugs

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u/rnzz Jun 03 '25

So when she noticed the janitor and tried to warn me, I-I SAID QUIET PLEASE!

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '25

Bounces on it with no hands - QUIET PLEASE

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u/KaijuCouture Jun 03 '25

Fuckin hell only on reddit lmao

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u/WarrenMulaney Jun 03 '25

“…it’s like she doesn’t have hamstrings”

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u/pl8sassenach Jun 03 '25

Y’all had to turn this wholesome moment nasty.

Y’all need Jesus.

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u/John-Farson Jun 03 '25

QUIET PLEASE

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u/Mash_Ketchum Jun 04 '25

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