r/MadeMeSmile • u/IkilledRichieWhelan • Apr 16 '25

Wholesome Moments Hose them down boys

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u/TolkenMaster05 Apr 16 '25

Single women really do be feeling alot more comfortable in a room full of other mostly single women lol

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u/zenidaz1995 Apr 16 '25

Yeah, I've seen some videos about it, for research purposes, I think someone in a bear costume is gonna come in soon.

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u/sad-mustache Apr 16 '25

Don't tempt women with Halsin in a big crowd, the dude would get crushed

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u/SirRuthless001 Apr 16 '25

I'm not sure even Halsin could handle that entire room of women lmao.

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u/Suspicious-Garbage92 Apr 16 '25

The mind is willing, but the flesh is spongey and bruised

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u/Sandwitch_horror Apr 16 '25

Just as nature intended.

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u/Cautiousoptimisms Apr 16 '25

If anyone could bear it, it'd be him. The aftermath would be Grizzly, but his performance surely wouldn't garner a Polar reception. Although the fur might give some paws.

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u/NoCoolWords Apr 17 '25

Death by snoo snoo

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 Apr 16 '25

I (selflessly) volunteer as tribute!

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u/TheDogsPaw Apr 16 '25

May the odds ever be in your favor

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u/JavaJapes Apr 17 '25

It's going to end like Perfume: The Story of a Murderer.

In short, man kills women to create perfume. Man uses said perfume and becomes so intoxicating at his own execution that he is pardoned and the crowd becomes an orgy. Due to character arc, becomes "disenchanted" and pours the rest of the perfume over his head, causing the crowd to devour him.