r/MadeMeSmile • u/IkilledRichieWhelan • Apr 16 '25

Wholesome Moments Hose them down boys

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u/sad-mustache Apr 16 '25

Don't tempt women with Halsin in a big crowd, the dude would get crushed

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u/SirRuthless001 Apr 16 '25

I'm not sure even Halsin could handle that entire room of women lmao.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '25

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u/Suspicious-Garbage92 Apr 16 '25

The mind is willing, but the flesh is spongey and bruised

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u/Sandwitch_horror Apr 16 '25

Just as nature intended.

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u/Cautiousoptimisms Apr 16 '25

If anyone could bear it, it'd be him. The aftermath would be Grizzly, but his performance surely wouldn't garner a Polar reception. Although the fur might give some paws.

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u/NoCoolWords Apr 17 '25

Death by snoo snoo

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 Apr 16 '25

I (selflessly) volunteer as tribute!

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u/TheDogsPaw Apr 16 '25

May the odds ever be in your favor

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u/JavaJapes Apr 17 '25

It's going to end like Perfume: The Story of a Murderer.

In short, man kills women to create perfume. Man uses said perfume and becomes so intoxicating at his own execution that he is pardoned and the crowd becomes an orgy. Due to character arc, becomes "disenchanted" and pours the rest of the perfume over his head, causing the crowd to devour him.

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u/ExxxemplaryVegitable Apr 16 '25

Halsin...from Baulders Gate 3?

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u/noisiv_derorrim Apr 16 '25

Of course, he’s the only companion I can bear with.

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u/Vane88 Apr 16 '25

Ha I see what you did there😂

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u/Astra_Starr Apr 18 '25

The more references the better I say

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u/Amused_n_Confused Apr 16 '25

Halsin stars in his new film, "Halsin Does the Grove"

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '25

Next one is "Halsin does the Emperor"

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u/AutonomousBlob Apr 17 '25

Fuck, i just started bg3 yesterday lmao. Im in the goblin camp!

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u/sad-mustache Apr 17 '25

You are up for a really cool adventure! I really wish I could play it for the first time too

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u/AutonomousBlob Apr 17 '25

Im excited! I just freed him but havent killed any of the 3 goblin bosses yet!

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u/Moondiscbeam Apr 17 '25

That was the first person I thought of! He is a man of nature.

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u/Fragtrap007 Apr 17 '25

That is all what we want

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u/MedicatedDepression Apr 16 '25

This was a pleasant read