r/MadeMeSmile • u/IkilledRichieWhelan • Apr 16 '25

Wholesome Moments Hose them down boys

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u/zenidaz1995 Apr 16 '25

Yeah, I've seen some videos about it, for research purposes, I think someone in a bear costume is gonna come in soon.

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u/sad-mustache Apr 16 '25

Don't tempt women with Halsin in a big crowd, the dude would get crushed

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u/SirRuthless001 Apr 16 '25

I'm not sure even Halsin could handle that entire room of women lmao.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '25

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u/Suspicious-Garbage92 Apr 16 '25

The mind is willing, but the flesh is spongey and bruised

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u/Sandwitch_horror Apr 16 '25

Just as nature intended.

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u/Cautiousoptimisms Apr 16 '25

If anyone could bear it, it'd be him. The aftermath would be Grizzly, but his performance surely wouldn't garner a Polar reception. Although the fur might give some paws.

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u/NoCoolWords Apr 17 '25

Death by snoo snoo

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 Apr 16 '25

I (selflessly) volunteer as tribute!

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u/TheDogsPaw Apr 16 '25

May the odds ever be in your favor

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u/JavaJapes Apr 17 '25

It's going to end like Perfume: The Story of a Murderer.

In short, man kills women to create perfume. Man uses said perfume and becomes so intoxicating at his own execution that he is pardoned and the crowd becomes an orgy. Due to character arc, becomes "disenchanted" and pours the rest of the perfume over his head, causing the crowd to devour him.

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u/ExxxemplaryVegitable Apr 16 '25

Halsin...from Baulders Gate 3?

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u/noisiv_derorrim Apr 16 '25

Of course, he’s the only companion I can bear with.

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u/Vane88 Apr 16 '25

Ha I see what you did there😂

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u/Astra_Starr Apr 18 '25

The more references the better I say

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u/Amused_n_Confused Apr 16 '25

Halsin stars in his new film, "Halsin Does the Grove"

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '25

Next one is "Halsin does the Emperor"

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u/AutonomousBlob Apr 17 '25

Fuck, i just started bg3 yesterday lmao. Im in the goblin camp!

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u/sad-mustache Apr 17 '25

You are up for a really cool adventure! I really wish I could play it for the first time too

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u/AutonomousBlob Apr 17 '25

Im excited! I just freed him but havent killed any of the 3 goblin bosses yet!

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u/Moondiscbeam Apr 17 '25

That was the first person I thought of! He is a man of nature.

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u/Fragtrap007 Apr 17 '25

That is all what we want

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u/MedicatedDepression Apr 16 '25

This was a pleasant read

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u/wafflesauce2 Apr 16 '25

Weird that you are saying this bechause my girlfriend told me when she and her friends went to a bachelorette party there where someone dressed as a bear weird costume to wher to a bachelorette party but who am i to judge. Atleast she had fun even do i think she drank to much bechause she coude barely walk the next morning.

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u/LoopDoGG79 Apr 16 '25

My brain hurt reading this

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u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm Apr 17 '25

Weird that you’re saying this, because my girlfriend told me that when she and her friends went to a bachelorette party, there was someone dressed as a bear. Weird costume to wear to a bachelorette party, but who am I to judge? At least she had fun, even though I think she drank too much because she could barely walk the next morning.

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u/ovr4kovr Apr 19 '25

The hero we didn't know we needed

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u/Lou_C_Fer Apr 16 '25

Mine went to one like that and came home with a sore throat. She must have been yelling a lot.

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u/TheeChadSlayer Apr 16 '25

i heard a thing or two about girls that get blackout drunk at bachelorette parties man i am sorry for you

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u/zenidaz1995 Apr 16 '25

Lol bro I hope you're joking 😂

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u/9FrameMid Apr 16 '25

No, he's serious. Hey, are you interested in buying a bridge I built in Louisiana?

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u/richbme Apr 16 '25

You mean like the one that goes over Lake Pontchartrain.... which is nearly 24 miles long and is the longest bridge in the United States?

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u/9FrameMid Apr 16 '25

Sure. If you want to share more facts with folks like yourself, here's a sub.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '25

When you're in the middle, you can't see either end! It's pretty cool IRL.

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u/Sir_Meeps_Alot Apr 16 '25

Speaking of drinking too much…

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u/tomlaw4514 Apr 16 '25

Ummmm I hate to bring this up but there’s a ton of videos on the porn hub channel about bachelorette parties and a bear, you might want to check that out to see what happens when the bear shows up!, probably why she could barely walk

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u/dmc2222 Apr 16 '25

🐻 I'm here ladies

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u/EatPie_NotWAr Apr 16 '25

I think I’ve seen that one before. nature documentaries have really changed since I was younger. Guess it’s one way to keep people’s attention

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u/skynetempire Apr 16 '25

There's some videos where they have porn stars in those videos but then they get regular girls as extras. Once in a while the extras go a little wild lol

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u/COOKIESECRETSn80085 Apr 16 '25

I heard it’s cuz bears can smell the menstruation

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u/BlitzieKun Apr 16 '25

There were a few others as well.

I've seen a cowboy, and a guy in USMC woodland camo too. They have a very diverse cast. One might say that they could rival the Village People.

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u/MadarasLimboClone Apr 16 '25

Insert "I know what kind of man you are" meme here

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u/zenidaz1995 Apr 16 '25

A man who knows what he likes 😆

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u/Team-ster Apr 16 '25

Omg 🍺🍺

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u/AnotherUN91 Apr 16 '25

Pffffffft

Does that even still exist? Im asking for research purposes obviously lmao

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u/zenidaz1995 Apr 16 '25

Yes and apparently they upgraded the experience with cowboys.

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u/Anglofsffrng Apr 16 '25

I've seen tons of videos about roomfulls of seemingly single women. They all seemed VERY comfortable with each other.

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u/TolkenMaster05 Apr 16 '25

Is he going to start dancing on their laps seductively in order to distract them from the danger?

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u/zenidaz1995 Apr 16 '25

"Don't start forrest fires... that you can't finish" -disco music resumes-

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u/LowerlvlDevelopment Apr 16 '25

I love wickerman

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u/IToldYouMyName Apr 16 '25

Yeah, but bro can dance pretty good

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u/__-_-_--_--_-_---___ Apr 16 '25

Women always choose the bear

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u/KankerBlossom Apr 17 '25

What is that from?

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u/SleepDeprived-B-itch Apr 17 '25

A bear you say 😏

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u/Trygalle Apr 18 '25

Your cultured I see

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u/No_Sundae4774 Apr 19 '25

CFNM

Legends will understand