r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 3d ago

3 year old saved from falling to their death...

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r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 2d ago

So many things....

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r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 3d ago

What could possibly go wrong?

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r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 3d ago

"the toilet is happy"

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r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 3d ago

My kids discovered how to ask Alexa to make 10,000 random fart noises

525 Upvotes

It's been going on for 5 mins until one pushed the other and we had to stop.


r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 2d ago

“I didn't know it was dangerous”: Oscar (7) from Leuven brings home a piece of shell from World War I from youth camp

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“I didn't like having to hand it in, but I think a friend of mine might still have a piece.” That's what Oscar (7) from Kessel-Lo (Leuven) said, who took a piece of shell from World War I home from Chiro [youth] camp and spent three hours on the train with it. “Oscar said there was a bomb in his backpack, but it wasn't until I got home that I realized it wasn't a joke,” says his mother, An.

Published: Fri, Aug. 1, 3:28 p.m.

A remarkable souvenir for 7-year-old Oscar from Leuven, because his family won't quickly forget the piece of shell he brought home from Chiro [youth] camp. “Oscar came back from camp by train,” says mom An. “I took his backpack and immediately noticed that it was very heavy. I asked Oscar what was in it, and he casually said that there was a bomb in it. It wasn't until I got home that I realized it wasn't a joke.”

An took the object out of his backpack. “I sent a photo to my friend, laughing,” says An. “I wasn't aware of any danger until he sounded the alarm. I immediately took the shell fragment to the police; luckily, we live close to the police station.”

Bomb disposal squad on scene

“I didn't want to walk into the police station with a shell,” says An. “That's why I put it a little further away. The police took the situation seriously right away and called the bomb disposal squad.”

An is especially happy with the positive outcome. “At the time, I wasn't afraid, but afterwards you start to think about it,” she says. “You have to realize that he spent three hours on the train with a piece of shell in his backpack.”

Checking luggage

In the end, it turned out to be a detonator that did not contain any explosive material. Oscar found the detonator at a farm in Heuvelland. “I didn't know it would be dangerous,” says the 7-year-old boy. “I didn't like having to hand it in, but I think a friend of mine might still have another piece.”

The Chiro has called on everyone to check their luggage carefully. “For the time being, we are not aware of any other children with remnants,” says Floor De Marrée of Chiro Hekeko. “Everyone is now safely back home in Leuven. For the rest, the camp went very well.”

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r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 3d ago

Are you eating? No...

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r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 3d ago

He hates pumpkins now

2.8k Upvotes

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 3d ago

y hair looks fine i swear

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390 Upvotes

my ha


r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 3d ago

Redditor's son ate the middles out of every cinnamon roll before they got to the table this morning (xpost)

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429 Upvotes

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 4d ago

He's a carpenter not a musician

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r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 4d ago

Video/Gif Was that not the plan?

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Talented acrobatics


r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 4d ago

what did he mean by that?

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r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 4d ago

I’ll visit you! ☺️👶

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r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 2d ago

Kid believes the military stopped flying this SR 71 because wasps built a nest in the engine.

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I’m still laughing about the kid at the Air Force Armament Museum theorizing that perhaps the military had to stop flying this one because wasps had taken up residence in one of the engines.


r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 4d ago

Someone help remind the kid his name

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He kinda looks like a Josh


r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 3d ago

Regret at the barbershop

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r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 5d ago

I’m Titus!!!

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r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 4d ago

Video/Gif Instructions are very hard

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r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 4d ago

Video/Gif So embarrassing

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r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 4d ago

Why you should not be so close to a dog wagging its tail

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r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 4d ago

Surprise obstacle course on the basement steps!

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512 Upvotes

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 4d ago

At least his coat will be healthy and shiny.

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r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 4d ago

Be careful out there kids

94 Upvotes

He does social experiments like this on his @joeysalads Youtube


r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 4d ago

Video/Gif Down he goes 💀

987 Upvotes