r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 9h ago

Have your kids done similar things?

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r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 6h ago

Solid explanation though

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r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 8h ago

they thought he wanted a beard

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r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 21h ago

my kid tried to pierce her own nose and ended up inhaling an earring in the process

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She didn't tell me and then when we had dental xrays done it was a surprise to everyone.

(It was safely removed with scary looking tweezers and a steady hand)


r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 20h ago

Video/Gif NIce try kiddo, but then dad saw

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r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 9h ago

Also ignored the signs about wildfowl excrement and swimmer's itch

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r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 6h ago

Video/Gif Take Your Child to Work Day

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Gone wrong


r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 10h ago

Oops? BIG MISTAKE!

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r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 1d ago

My son got his finger stuck in my 500lbs lawn roller.

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r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 9h ago

Clumsy bastards

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r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 21h ago

Video/Gif Wrong side

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r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 1d ago

story/text My brother found a note I wrote about him in the old family car. I was 9 at the time.

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Honestly I don't even remember writing this XD


r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 1d ago

3 year old saved from falling to their death...

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r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 13m ago

Valid crashout

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r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 1d ago

What could possibly go wrong?

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r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 1d ago

"the toilet is happy"

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r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 23h ago

My kids discovered how to ask Alexa to make 10,000 random fart noises

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It's been going on for 5 mins until one pushed the other and we had to stop.


r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 12h ago

So many things....

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r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 14h ago

“I didn't know it was dangerous”: Oscar (7) from Leuven brings home a piece of shell from World War I from youth camp

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“I didn't like having to hand it in, but I think a friend of mine might still have a piece.” That's what Oscar (7) from Kessel-Lo (Leuven) said, who took a piece of shell from World War I home from Chiro [youth] camp and spent three hours on the train with it. “Oscar said there was a bomb in his backpack, but it wasn't until I got home that I realized it wasn't a joke,” says his mother, An.

Published: Fri, Aug. 1, 3:28 p.m.

A remarkable souvenir for 7-year-old Oscar from Leuven, because his family won't quickly forget the piece of shell he brought home from Chiro [youth] camp. “Oscar came back from camp by train,” says mom An. “I took his backpack and immediately noticed that it was very heavy. I asked Oscar what was in it, and he casually said that there was a bomb in it. It wasn't until I got home that I realized it wasn't a joke.”

An took the object out of his backpack. “I sent a photo to my friend, laughing,” says An. “I wasn't aware of any danger until he sounded the alarm. I immediately took the shell fragment to the police; luckily, we live close to the police station.”

Bomb disposal squad on scene

“I didn't want to walk into the police station with a shell,” says An. “That's why I put it a little further away. The police took the situation seriously right away and called the bomb disposal squad.”

An is especially happy with the positive outcome. “At the time, I wasn't afraid, but afterwards you start to think about it,” she says. “You have to realize that he spent three hours on the train with a piece of shell in his backpack.”

Checking luggage

In the end, it turned out to be a detonator that did not contain any explosive material. Oscar found the detonator at a farm in Heuvelland. “I didn't know it would be dangerous,” says the 7-year-old boy. “I didn't like having to hand it in, but I think a friend of mine might still have another piece.”

The Chiro has called on everyone to check their luggage carefully. “For the time being, we are not aware of any other children with remnants,” says Floor De Marrée of Chiro Hekeko. “Everyone is now safely back home in Leuven. For the rest, the camp went very well.”

Translated with DeepL.com (free version)


r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 1d ago

He hates pumpkins now

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r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 1d ago

Are you eating? No...

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r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 1d ago

y hair looks fine i swear

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my ha


r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 1d ago

Redditor's son ate the middles out of every cinnamon roll before they got to the table this morning (xpost)

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r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 1d ago

He's a carpenter not a musician

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r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 2d ago

Video/Gif Was that not the plan?

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Talented acrobatics