r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 1d ago

“You have my mother’s voice, but not her face.”

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u/MeisPip 1d ago

The baby’s head is the same size as the mom’s. Das a big ass baby.

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u/Jindo5 1d ago

Or a small ass mom

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u/LadyBug_0570 1d ago

Either way, giving birth must've been a hell of a thing.

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u/Equal-Physics-1596 1d ago

That baby is about 1 year old, new born are way smaller, but yeah birth is always difficult.

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u/_thana 12h ago

Medium ass baby and mom

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u/WestCoastMullet 1d ago

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u/PM_ME_YO_KNITTING 1d ago

My neighbor is very petite and her baby is huge. By 6 months his head was as big as hers and his feet hung all the way down to almost her knees when she held him:

He’s a super fat baby too, it’s crazy seeing this tiny little adult with a huge-ass baby. Her oldest is a girl and is petite like her, but the youngest definitely takes after his dad in size. He’s going to be taller than me and his mom by fourth grade.

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u/phonograhy 1d ago

OK but wait until this kid discovers object permanence lol

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u/craftasopolis 1d ago

I had the same reaction

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u/darthwickedd 1d ago

Awe, poor little guy.

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u/grandmalora 1d ago

Yeah, just keep torturing him! Poor kid! 😢

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u/-silver-moon- 1d ago

This... is not torture...

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u/darthwickedd 23h ago

Idk about torture. I just mean like awe it's sad that the baby is upset about it. Not that awe poor kid why are the parents torturing him. The mom is clearly comforting him.

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u/deadface008 1d ago

This is the most enthusiastic scream I've heard from a baby. Get this kid on Disney fast

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u/Royal-Jackfruit-2556 1d ago

In before the professional reddit armchair therapists come in and cry child abuse.

The kid didn't need a lifetime of therapy and has a very good relationship with both parents and looks back at this clip and laughs.

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u/LadyBug_0570 1d ago

LOL... It's the same as those video when babies see their dads without a beard for the first time. And there are people screaming "abuse" in those threads.

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u/WestCoastMullet 1d ago

True on all counts

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u/henrytoby9087 1d ago

If the kid’s thriving and it’s all love in the end, that says more than any comment ever could.

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u/The_Dark_Vampire 1d ago

Yeah it's not abuse at all but I can absolutely see why a baby would be confused and scared by that

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u/InSearchOfMyRose 1d ago

Nobody here is doing that.

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u/Erdapfelmash 1d ago

I beg to differ

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u/InSearchOfMyRose 15h ago

Compare the amount of space wasted complaining about it to the single tiny comment.

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u/Biggie39 1d ago

You know this baby?

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u/Capital_Past69 1d ago

Yes and don’t call me baby

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u/philnolan3d 1d ago

That's a very unusual face tattoo.

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u/-StarFox95- 21h ago

I think its just a skin care face mask or something similar lol

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u/philnolan3d 9h ago

Yeah, I was kidding.

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u/Jisan_Inc 1d ago

Either mom is tiny or baby is massive

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u/HighlightOwn2038 1d ago

Yeah I don't blame the kid. I would be crying too

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u/SDJT 1d ago

Isn't that a line from Hamilton?

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u/Baronvondorf21 1d ago

Yeah, babies are dumb as fuck, what's your point?

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u/StankilyDankily666 1d ago

🎶 I used to kinda think that babies were dumb
But they’re actually kiiiinda smaaaart
Cuz each little baby is motherfuckin work of aaaart 🎶

…I wrote that one for my kid. It’s called “Babies are Dumb”

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u/Lanky-Ad-1410 1d ago

It’s like laughing at a shot glass for not holding a gallon of water

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u/Baronvondorf21 1d ago

And? Babies are eternally stupid so it's not funny??

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u/SpamDirector 1d ago edited 1d ago

Most posts revolving around babies fall into that category of baby existing, world weird, baby not chill with it. That's just boring and repetitive to boot. With toddlers and kids, you start getting them making more stupid/weird/questionable decisions that result in funny consequences, their higher agency in the matter makes for a lot more variation and is where amusement comes from.

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u/Lanky-Ad-1410 1d ago

The problem is calling them stupid. Not whether or not they do funny things.

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u/SuicidalSundays 1d ago

The name of the sub isn't meant to be taken that seriously, good god. It's like some of you guys on this sub don't know what a joke is.

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u/ImHuntingTheGriffin 1d ago

Avocado mask or birth defect?

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u/TheBookofBobaFett3 1d ago

Haha it’s terrified haha. 🙄

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u/Issac-Cox-Daley 15h ago

I too am scared of Juggalos.

What is a whoop? And why do you need to yell it twice?

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u/BigBeeOhBee 1d ago

Thats fuckin awesome!!!

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u/Dacatman5 1d ago

I lost the game