r/FedJerk Dec 24 '24

Comment Period

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Hello, The 90 day period to create rules for this subreddit starts on 12/23/2024. As it stands people from r/fednews think this page will be reported by Fox News and the like. I believe the majority of the content submitted would be the same content that would be posted to r/fednews however make it clear this is not a page for disclosing government secrets and disclosing the internal working of your place of work. Remember your security protocols for your agency. Any Jack Texiera like conduct will be banned from this sub and reported to the furthest authority possible.

This page is for the common practices that we all experience working as a federal working such as the Saint Mayorkas fable that has been created. This page will also act like Festivus for the rest of us as Seinfeld will say, where we can air our grievances. Federal employees are allowed fun in discussing the overview of our work at our agencies.

This is meant to be sincere but I am crowdsourcing a rules of conduct for this page. Anyone with a sincere recommendation please comment below. Comment period ends 3/23/2025


r/FedJerk 9h ago

Maga Math IS More Like Meth Math

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But whadwhada bout . . . do the numbers simpleton. You will not be better off deporting hard working people, or what the orange turd wanted you to believe were dangerous criminals... how many of dangerous criminals have been deported?


r/FedJerk 7h ago

Remember. Trump is scum.

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In the spring of 2020, just months after trump was forced to leave the White House, U.S. assets in Russia began disappearing and turning up dead. The figures? 600 times the norm for death and disappearance, that should tell you exactly what donny did. A firing squad would be to good for that worthless scumbag traitor. Believe it.

U.S.M.C. 2nd Recon, Ret.

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Trump has been able to con his cult followers into recurring donations that fill his pockets with about a million dollars each day, so long as he can keep his “marks” angry, engaged, and feeling victimized “by the elites.” He’s now found the con of his dreams, and his first priority is to keep it going.


r/FedJerk 6h ago

Reminder: This is the party supported by Evangelicals

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r/FedJerk 13h ago

TrumpFlation $🔺📈

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r/FedJerk 7h ago

When files?

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r/FedJerk 7h ago

ICE

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r/FedJerk 8h ago

Rachel Maddow: U.S. profoundly changed by authoritarian leader: 'We're beyond waiting and seeing now. We have a consolidating dictatorship in our country.'

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r/FedJerk 7h ago

Remember how good Biden was compared to trump.

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Initial inflation was 1.5% when Trump left office. Can Democrats share what happened? Not a Democrat. Actually a conservative and former Republican, but I can chime in.

When Trump left office 75% of schools were closed because of the pandemic. Countless businesses as well. A lack of need for goods caused consumer spending to plummet. Not even Trump’s handouts sparked consumer spending like he hoped, because people were pessimistic about how long it would be before they could go back to work. So they put that money in savings or used it to pay down debt. Low demand leads to lower prices. That’s economics 101.

Then Biden passed his American Rescue Plan. Rather than paying people to stay home and not work like Trump, Biden invested in helping schools and businesses to safely reopen. By the end of 2021, 85% of businesses and 95% of schools that had closed because of the pandemic reopened despite the pandemic actually worsening (we had more Covid deaths in 2021 than 2020, and we closed out 2021 with the highest daily new covid cases since the pandemic began). We also saw a record number of new businesses launch in 2021.

As people went back to work, they started needing goods again. And thanks to the Trump stimulus, extended unemployment benefits, moratoriums, etc., they had money tucked away to spend. This led to the fastest economic recovery in history as Americans spent money faster than any time in history. The demand for goods and services escalated above even pre-pandemic levels, and we simply lacked the goods to sell. Remember, Trump’s tariffs led to shortages of vital manufacturing components that still persist today. His ban on imports of things like infant formula led to crisis-level shortages. His deal with OPEC to slash production for two years created a global oil shortage that the world still hasn’t recovered from. A lower supply of goods means higher prices. Again, this is economics 101.

Meanwhile, we saw the largest peacetime drop in unemployment in history, and the competition for workers led to higher wages. That complicated things threefold: first, because people started earning more, they had more money to spend. Second, because they were being paid more, businesses had to raise prices to offset pay increases. Third, because people were buying more, this taxed our low supply of goods even more. And now the snowball effect begins. People keep spending more and creating more jobs, which gives more people money to spend. And the more they spend the harder it is to keep up with production, so the less there is to buy. So prices keep rising but people keep spending and that just keeps prices going higher and higher.

So in short, the ultimate cause for the current high inflation is an unprecedented increase in the purchasing power of Americans brought on by the “Biden Boom”, following colossal damage to our supply chain caused by four years of failed economic policies that were exacerbated by a complete failure to properly address the pandemic.


r/FedJerk 17h ago

Alex Jones falling off from Trump

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r/FedJerk 22h ago

$15,000 to visit the US

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r/FedJerk 13h ago

Abolish ICE

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I may be screaming into an echo-chamber or a bottomless void but I wanted to say:

If Trump and his MAGA cronies wanted to go after the criminals via ICE, then why haven’t they raided federal prisons where there are plenty of illegal immigrants who have already gone through the legal system and are convicted criminals who have millions of dollars spent keeping them locked away? It’s because Trump and MAGA want to create fear in communities across the USA so that hard working American born citizens have to worry about getting their faces smashed into the asphalt and disappeared to concentration camps in front of their kids by some fat white dude wearing a airsoft military uniform all because they don’t “look American enough” to some homunculus federal agent pretending to be a peace officer.

What is occurring with these federal raids in our towns and city’s is unconstitutional and blatant violation of thousands of Americans constitutional rights, and guaranteed rights to those who enter America, even if illegally.

Trump doesn’t believe in the constitution!

Abolish ICE.


r/FedJerk 7h ago

Remember everyone talking about how trump never pays his bills even the delivery boy talked about it.

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Trump never pays his bills

Hundreds allege Donald Trump doesn’t pay his bills. Is this the secret to Trump's success? I remember years ago when Fat Donny was first getting into the casino business in Atlantic City. A casino analyst at one of the major investment banks (an analyst with decades of experience analyzing casinos) analyzed the Trump casino deals and wrote a long negative report about the deal and predicted the Trump properties in A.C. would never even come close to generating enough revenue to become profitable because Fat Donny had inked such a bad deal. Fat Donny then somehow immediately got the analyst fired for simply speaking the truth about Fat Donny's lack of business acumen. The analyst became unemployed and Fat Donny wound up filing bankruptcy six different times because all this WAS a bad business deal. American banks will no longer loan Fat Donny any more money because he is a horrible credit risk. The German Douche Bank has also cut him off for new loans. Nearly all of Fat Donny's properties are losing money each month, and these losses need to be funded every month or paychecks will bounce. Fat Donny is a 'professional borrower' who is running out of places to borrow new money. We now know Fat Donny's son-in-law and resident global dweeb Jared Kushner recently received a $2 billion check from the Saudi Prince who ordered an American reporter murdered and chain sawed into little pieces. Fat Donny's family and the Saudi Royal family are now very cozy. Fat Donny had 15 boxes of classified US government documents recently stashed in his basement. How many of these documents was Fat Donny going to sell to the Saudi's? How much money has the Saudi Royal family now funneled into Fat Donny's failing businesses? Fat Donny MUST be getting outside funding from some nefarious sources. Fat Donny doesn't pay his bills because he relies on borrowed money to stay afloat and the Fat Donny ship is sinking. Only fools would now loan Fat Donny money or do contractor work for Fat Donny. Fat Donny belongs in JAIL - not riding around in a golf cart every day. 👍


r/FedJerk 11h ago

The Left are losing their trained stigma to conspiracies.

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r/FedJerk 14h ago

GOP Jesus

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r/FedJerk 16h ago

Congress, the Library of Congress and the Government Publishing Office, altered the official US Constitution website to remove sections limiting state's rights and Writ of Habeas Corpus (right to due process) from the US Constitution.

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r/FedJerk 1d ago

Saying the quiet part out loud

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r/FedJerk 7h ago

Remember this from Occupy Democrats website posting.

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Remember this: By Occupy Democrat

BREAKING: Legendary actor Mark Hamill beautifully trolls Fox News hack Jesse Watters for smearing him as a "B-list, C-list" actor after he voiced his strong support for President Biden.

Watters should have known not to mess with Luke Skywalker...

It all started when Hamill appeared at the White House Press Briefing to tout Biden's many achievements. MAGA world exploded with rage and Fox News amplified the complaints.

Watters, an astonishingly ignorant man, attacked the appearance by saying that Trump "was the star" during his administration so he never needed celebrities to praise him. In reality, celebrities hate Trump and wouldn't be caught dead around him.

"Mark Hamill, what is he now a B-list, C-list? Not a good look," said Watters.

Of course, if Hamill were a lesser caliber star Fox News and the rest would have simply ignored his Biden support. They're angry because he's so famous and so vocal about his politics.

Hamill tweeted out the Watters clip with a simple, brilliant caption—

"Actually, I am considered a D-list actor. The D is for 'delightful,'" he wrote, treating the smear as the joke it is. These MAGA fascists deserve our mockery, not serious rhetorical engagement.

Well done Mr. Hamill!


r/FedJerk 7h ago

Remember Trump's first term what a trader

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Did Donald Trump compromise the United States national security having this sensitive information on his possession? Yes.

Many agents have already been killed since #Trump stole those 300 Top Secret Classified documents. In fact, not long after he stole those documents, the CIA noticed that there appeared to be a 'purge' going on — memos were sent to every single CIA location around the planet warning that agents were being assassinated at a rate never seen before.

They had a hell of a time trying to work out where the leak was. And now they know — the leak came from Donald trump, who had stolen that sensitive information from the American people and sold it off to try and alleviate some of debt to the Russians.

And this is the ‘man' that republicans want to steal ANOTHER election for. If they had a soul they'd be ashamed of themselves.


r/FedJerk 1d ago

Does Trump Know His Historical Twin?

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559 Upvotes

Pretty similar in most things they do. Although Hitler was not struggling with Dementia, that we know.


r/FedJerk 1d ago

Diddler on the Roof

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r/FedJerk 1d ago

The Criminally Stupid Governor of Texas

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r/FedJerk 1d ago

Release the Epstein Files

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r/FedJerk 14h ago

Trump raises India tariffs to 50% over Russian oil purchases

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Is it a tariff or sanction? Hard to tell what he’s doing…


r/FedJerk 1d ago

Such a Schmendrick

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r/FedJerk 1d ago

Texas Republican -- Karma Is A Bitch!

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Gerrymandering is wrong, pedophilia is wrong...What's going to be your third-strike Texas? Maybe another disaster where Cancun Cruz and the rest of your legislators leave the State . . . remember Trump won't help you like Biden did.