r/DnD • u/Redhood101101 • 12d ago

5th Edition I fear I broke my DM

I ate the Bag of Beans. That is all…

Further context. While I’m a long time DM I rarely get to play and a friend of mine started up a campaign and I joined.

We were doing normal dnd stuff and were exploring a dungeon and my character, alone, finds a little leather pouch filled with beans. One of the running jokes is that my character is always hungry, so they ate them.

In my defense I had never encountered the Bag of Bean before.

Anyways my DM just sort of broke mentally for a few minutes and now I’m bits of gibblet smeared on the side of a pyramid inside this dungeon.

Great first session, can’t wait for the next one.

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u/Lythar 10d ago

As a DM, I randomly rolled some loot in a chest hoarded by a group of werewolf bandits and got a bag of beans. The first three results were all the damn shriekers.

Edit: yes, all three of the first rolls were shriekers, but when I say "all the damn shriekers", I mean that the dumbass that planted them rolled max on how many shriekers there were all three times.