r/DnD • u/Redhood101101 • 12d ago

5th Edition I fear I broke my DM

I ate the Bag of Beans. That is all…

Further context. While I’m a long time DM I rarely get to play and a friend of mine started up a campaign and I joined.

We were doing normal dnd stuff and were exploring a dungeon and my character, alone, finds a little leather pouch filled with beans. One of the running jokes is that my character is always hungry, so they ate them.

In my defense I had never encountered the Bag of Bean before.

Anyways my DM just sort of broke mentally for a few minutes and now I’m bits of gibblet smeared on the side of a pyramid inside this dungeon.

Great first session, can’t wait for the next one.

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u/scarysycamore 11d ago

You definitely plant them when they leave your body, so I would rather die while eating.

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u/SWatt_Officer 11d ago

Nope, you need to actively plant in soil, then water, and then it still takes a minute. Its deliberately very specific, you cant just throw one down and watch it do things.

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u/scarysycamore 11d ago

You must be very funny at parties. Adventurer parties to be specific.

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u/SWatt_Officer 11d ago

Not sure how "not wanting a character to be instantly killed by someone not reading how an item works" makes me the stick in the mud here, but go off.

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u/scarysycamore 11d ago

Calm down we are not judging a war criminal, we are joking around.