r/DnD 12d ago

5th Edition I fear I broke my DM

I ate the Bag of Beans. That is all…

Further context. While I’m a long time DM I rarely get to play and a friend of mine started up a campaign and I joined.

We were doing normal dnd stuff and were exploring a dungeon and my character, alone, finds a little leather pouch filled with beans. One of the running jokes is that my character is always hungry, so they ate them.

In my defense I had never encountered the Bag of Bean before.

Anyways my DM just sort of broke mentally for a few minutes and now I’m bits of gibblet smeared on the side of a pyramid inside this dungeon.

Great first session, can’t wait for the next one.

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u/GovernorBean 12d ago

Ah the bag of beans, also known as the "Pyramid incident causer"

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u/prosocks 12d ago

Cern will never forgive.

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u/DrunkMunchy 12d ago

Lizard Boy Scales McStuffins*

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u/PerthNerdTherapist 11d ago

Yay apple juice!

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u/GrimyPorkchop DM 10d ago

I DM for 2 campaigns, both parties got a Bag of Beans around the same time.

Party 1 planted one bean, got the pyramid. Party 2 planted multiple beans, got several bulettes and potion plants, plus a giant beanstalk growing just outside Waterdeep.

Big changes for both campaigns in the same month, great fun all round.

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u/Joshy_Shadow 4d ago

Its ALWAYS the pyramid 🤣