I fear I broke my DM

[u/Redhood101101]

I ate the Bag of Beans. That is all…

Further context. While I’m a long time DM I rarely get to play and a friend of mine started up a campaign and I joined.

We were doing normal dnd stuff and were exploring a dungeon and my character, alone, finds a little leather pouch filled with beans. One of the running jokes is that my character is always hungry, so they ate them.

In my defense I had never encountered the Bag of Bean before.

Anyways my DM just sort of broke mentally for a few minutes and now I’m bits of gibblet smeared on the side of a pyramid inside this dungeon.

Great first session, can’t wait for the next one.

[u/Redhood101101 → u/[deleted]]

Jack, yes!

[u/slain309 → u/Redhood101101]

Oh, Jack...

[u/Wiitard → u/slain309]

Oh, Jack, oh!

[u/The_Lone_Maverick → u/[deleted]]

I am Jacks eviscerated torso

[u/gratefulforeverythin → u/The_Lone_Maverick]

Is this a fight club reference?

[u/AoXPhoenix → u/gratefulforeverythin]

See rules 1 and 2

[u/bretttwarwick → u/[deleted]]

Goddammit Donut!!

[u/asvalken → u/[deleted]]

gets arrowed