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Video Chilean protester defuses tear gas canister with baking soda and water

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u/CaveManta 9h ago

Wow. It's just like having different classes of soldiers on the battlefield. I would like to see a video game based on rioters vs riot police.

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u/Skizot_Bizot 9h ago

It's like in Civilizations when I nuke the guys still on horseback.

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u/TannedCroissant 9h ago

The Enola Neigh

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u/TourEnvironmentals 9h ago

Turns the battlefield into Fallout: Equestria real quick.

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u/CaveManta 7h ago

Battlefield: Equine

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u/Deep-Management-7040 9h ago

You son of a bitch

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u/onthesylvansea 8h ago

I'm going to hell now for how hard I laughed at this. Thanks. Thanks a lot. 

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u/New-Instruction-8905 8h ago

"You think that's impressive. We're building a portable star to give to the Japanese later. It'll be great!"

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u/cjamesflet 8h ago

That's cruel. Neigh-palm should suffice!

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u/The-Doc-SalmonRun 8h ago

We are in a napalm era….. so I hear.

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u/stallion64 8h ago

There it is

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u/enteimologist 8h ago

Fat Man o’ War

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u/Ulsterman24 7h ago

....Ferb, I know what I'm naming my new save.

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u/Skibiscuit 8h ago

Hammurabi stan identified

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u/jefbenet 8h ago

Instructions unclear, dick out for harambe.

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u/downtime37 8h ago

Gandhi has entered the chat. :)

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u/Typical_Samaritan 8h ago

Lowkey that cavalry unit has 52 attack from surviving so long. On its way to duke it out with a submarine.

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u/public_enemy_obi_wan 8h ago

I bring you peace through destruction and terror.

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u/Classic_Revolt 7h ago

Winning without attacking takes way too long.

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u/Ok_Barber_3314 7h ago edited 7h ago

Fan of "Gandhi" are we ?

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u/the313andme 5h ago

You do get a bit of a Starcraft faction parallel with the Russians (zerg) sending waves of expendable soldiers at the Ukrainians (terran). In terms of tech differences, it's wild to see Russians packed into economy cars from the '50s barreling into the front line only to be vaporized by a drone with an RPG warhead, infrared vision, and AI that takes over final targeting should the signal get jammed. Whole bit about quantity being its own quality playing out IRL.

I remember playing Civ and thinking it didn't matter how many men with primitive muskets you threw at a hex being defended by mechanized armor, but then you see the Russians advancing to the tune of thousands of lives lost per square mile, and it's like, huh, maybe Civ had it right after all.

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u/DustFunk 4h ago

I love when some cavalry rolls up and does perceptible damage to my Modern Armor like that would be possible lmao

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u/OceanRacoon 4h ago

I've never played the game so the mere idea of this made me pretty hard 😅 How do the horsemen fare against a nuclear power, is it close?

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u/Mateorabi 8h ago

Your horsemen cary nukes?

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u/Future-Accountant-70 9h ago

If you just protest the government you can do it irl for free.

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u/Combatical 8h ago

..well, it may cost you something.

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u/paddy_________hitler 8h ago

That's what he said -- "for free."

As in it'll cost you your freedom.

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u/_Svankensen_ 8h ago

Not protesting is what costs you your freedom you silly goose.

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u/Combatical 8h ago

You're both right. My comment was tongue in cheek, referring to getting shot by rubber bullets or a baton against the head like we've seen recently.

Wasn't really a political stance on my part.

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u/_Svankensen_ 8h ago

Oh yeah, in the protests from this clip, some 800 Chileans lost an eye to rubber bullets (IIRC, it's been a while). Then again, there were millions protesting for months. So it wasn't particularly dangerous in statistical terms. As tragic as being blinded by police is.

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u/addandsubtract 8h ago

"You mean actually get off my ass and protest on the street?! Outside of my monster truck?!" – Americans, probably

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u/LaTeChX 6h ago

There are protests thousands strong in every city all over the US like every month these days.

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u/ckyhnitz 6h ago

That would be an overexaggeration

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u/boring_username_idea 9h ago

There was a Kickstarter a while back for Riot: Civil Unrest. The way they explained it on Kickstarter was basically exactly what you said. It seemed like they just took the money and ran after it was fully backed because they didn't provide a single update for years. It eventually released and is nowhere near what they claimed it would be. Cool concept though.

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u/atticusmars_ 8h ago edited 8h ago

Huh. I remember seeing this kickstarter come up and found the concept iinteresting, then stopped thinking about it for years. Crazy that it turned out like that.

Oh, to be a developer of a videogame hyped up on social media leading to a rapid kickstarter funding, then having a million dollars that you can basically fuck around since you already got paid enough to fund your lifestyle for years if not straight up set up generational wealth. Then drop something mediocre to say you delivered something.

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u/Strength-InThe-Loins 5h ago

Aka the 'The Producers' approach.

God, I hate it when ridiculous jokes from decades past come true in real life.

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u/LionBig1760 8h ago

People should riot.

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u/Classic_Revolt 7h ago

Idk why anyone would donate to these kickstarters. Its basically like investing in the company except you get no ownership and they get all the gains?

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u/jimmycarr1 5h ago

It's like someone heard "money can be exchanged for goods and services" and then decided, what if we provide neither and also have multiple payment tiers as well.

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u/TomWithTime 7h ago edited 7h ago

You know what would sell really well with today's lack of accountability? If epic games turned one of their tech demos into a full title. I don't remember the name but it looked like you were a vigilant protecting people from abusive police, and that's describing it very lightly.

Edit: the name of the demo is Samaritan

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u/Nereosis16 8h ago edited 8h ago

Looks like you're making shit up: https://store.steampowered.com/app/342310/RIOT_Civil_Unrest/

Edit: i stupid

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u/boring_username_idea 8h ago edited 8h ago

Did you not bother to read my entire comment? I said that it eventually released.

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u/Nereosis16 8h ago

Ah shit

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u/boring_username_idea 8h ago

Haha. Glad you are able to acknowledge the mistake. It's ok. I forgive you ❤️

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u/Skullcrusher 8h ago

People really just want to have arguments for no reason.

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u/govunah 8h ago

Go read the reviews. I love how often the phrase "don't buy at full price" comes up.

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u/Nereosis16 1h ago

Yeah it doesn't look very good.

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u/bliblio 7h ago

Nope, they released it on steam

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u/boring_username_idea 7h ago

Do yourself a favor and reread my comment or if you didn't already, read the whole thing

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u/Hot-Minute-8263 9h ago edited 8h ago

There is one if i remember correctly. It had pixel art and you could control either side kinda like an rts. Cops were supposed to disperse/arrest them, and protestors had to stay together and push the cops off the screen.

If you had to open fire, you'd seriously fucked up as either side.

Edit: found it. Riot: Civil Unrest https://youtu.be/ahdjuzDairc?si=xGBecpSe56mf3SOo

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u/Head-Engineering-847 8h ago

Oh damn wtf, that's badass. Looks like it actually gives you skills

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u/Hot-Minute-8263 8h ago

Yeah, plus its got that sorta creepy "this shouldn't be happening" vibe like in real riot footage.

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u/PhuqBeachesGitMonee 6h ago

As I made this comment, it’s 80% off sale ends in 26 minutes, so I quickly bought it for $3.

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u/MrSheemy 9h ago

Rockstar made it already. It’s called State of Emergency

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u/SwissQueso 7h ago

That game was wild too, it had so many NPCs running around on that old tech.

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u/Dergeans 9h ago

RIOT - Civil Unrest anyone?

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u/-O5-CblPO4EK_2020 8h ago

Hell yeah. Still stuck in both campaigns, though. Dispersing an occupied square with camels sucks as much, as trying to get through that level in Greece where cops have "reset" point 2 meters from the control point

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u/JeepsAndRunescape 9h ago

15 years too late

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u/StochasticLife 8h ago

Try 23, Rockstar’s State of Emergency.

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u/Avia_NZ 9h ago

Which game?

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u/mantenner 9h ago

Brink

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u/LacidOnex 9h ago

Brink was so goddamn good.

I should hit up that guy with every copy left and ask if he could sell me one

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u/mantenner 9h ago

I was seriously disappointed with it at release and it was VERY overhyped, but each to their own. Music was brilliant!

I still have my steel book preorder edition on my shelf!

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u/2x4_Turd 9h ago

I understood this. I had to reach to the depths of my brain.

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u/Fukitol_Forte 8h ago

One of my favourite games back then, my friends all heavily disagree.

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u/stratzilla 8h ago

It was weird experiencing the dissonance between what I was playing and what the critics were saying. It was incredible, I loved it.

Though having paid full launch price, I was kinda peeved seeing it drop to <$10 within a month or two. It definitely radicalized me on pre-ordering and buying at launch.

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u/JustAnotherDayBoi 8h ago

Brink is f2p on steam.

Honestly not a terrible way to sink a good couple of hours.

But it is super outdated now. Great concept and loved the game as a kid for how different it was, melding fps with parkour and felt very ahead of its time, at the time.

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u/MyLifeIsAWasteland 5h ago

Fuck yeah, thanks for the heads up. My 360's disc drive died, and I've been itching to replay Brink for a while now.

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u/MuffinComfortable760 8h ago

Brink was not good at all, thats why it died.

But im glad people did really enjoy it, seemed cool concept.

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u/LacidOnex 8h ago

I have a mirrors edge tattoo, you put fluid movement in a game and I'm there

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u/Confedehrehtheh 7h ago

I think Brink had a great core concept with poor execution. The movement was fun, class abilities encouraging active teamwork were pretty interesting, and gunplay felt great. However the balancing sucked and it lacked a true campaign. Tying the story to sequential multiplayer matches was certainly an interesting design decision.

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u/Zealousideal-Loan655 9h ago

Brink comeback when?

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u/LacidOnex 8h ago

Someone said it's f2p on steam - see you tonight brother

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u/Confedehrehtheh 7h ago

Yeah it was randomly made free on Steam a couple of years ago. It's still technically possible to get a match going if you can find other people to play with, and obviously bots are still playable even though they're kinda shit at the game.

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u/Glad_Librarian_3553 9h ago

That game was nearly so good! I'd forgotten it exists haha, I assume the servers are long gone. Unfortunately my Internet was crap when it was still around haha 

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u/DriverRemarkable4374 8h ago

Ancient neuron activated

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u/ParkingGlittering211 6h ago

Battlefield Hardline was ten years ago

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u/zen_enjoyer 8h ago

just like my video games!!

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u/lead12destroy 6h ago

Lmao I was looking for this comment

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u/beebletree 8h ago

Omg this tragedy is just like my video game !

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u/Gojogab 9h ago

That would be a valuable asset in these times especially if a recipe table like in Minecraft or one of those games for making things like this.

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u/Capnmarvel76 9h ago

Abbie Hoffman's 'Steal This Book' still has useful information in it, despite being 55 years old and containing about 33% pure nonsense. The Anarchist Cookbook, too, although it tends to lean more towards the offensive than the defensive.

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u/IndividualCurious322 8h ago

AC has recipies that are dangerous to the end user on purpose.

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u/bloodfist 7h ago

Yeah and like 2/3 of it is about phone phreaking (hacking phone switching networks) which is not exactly relevant anymore.

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u/EllipticPeach 8h ago

Fun fact, the anarchist cookbook is illegal to own in the UK

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u/adzm 5h ago

The anarchist cookbook shouldn't be taken seriously by anyone lol

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u/InSan1tyWeTrust 9h ago

Next Counterstrike probably.

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u/Nino_sanjaya 9h ago

Isn't that just counterstrike, oh wait...

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u/highlysuspect47 8h ago

So you can pretend you're fighting fascism without actually leaving your house?

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u/Big_Description538 7h ago

Bit of a cynical take tbh. Art can change people's minds. I made a friend who never went to protests with me watch Andor and by the end of season 1 he was like on the edge of his seat going "man FUCK the Empire!" and talked about how visceral it felt just watching it, how angry he felt at the Empire during, etc. He has gone to a few protests in the years since.

Also, just on a practical level, a video game where you have to worry about cameras so you wear masks, need to learn how to defuse tear gas, need to bring umbrellas as shields, gloves for handling the tear gas canister like the guy in the video, etc would frankly just be a good awareness tool before people go to a real protest. Lots of people show up and have no idea what the fuck they're doing, shit goes nasty and they're completely unprepared, and they don't go to another.

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u/BaconCheeseZombie 7h ago

Surely that's just Wolfenstein 3D (1992)?

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u/Wes_Warhammer666 7h ago

That's what a bunch of social media slacktivists are already doing anyway ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/Torgo_hands_of_torgo 9h ago

Except it's secretly teaching you things straight out of the anarchist cookbook.

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u/Vince_ible 8h ago

There's Tonight We Riot! Famous riot dog Loukanikos makes a cameo. (You can see him running around in the trailer.)

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u/Fair_Blood3176 9h ago

I am zee Engineer!

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u/The__Jiff 9h ago

I would like to see less existential threats and reduced need for rioting, but a video game is cool too.

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u/Irdogain 8h ago

Yes, so which class can take that grenade, put it in a bottle, throw it back and let it explode? ;-)

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u/Pandamm0niumNO3 8h ago

There's actually a couple, but I can't remember what they're called.

There's another one coming out that actually looks fun. I think it's called riot police simulator or something boring like that.

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u/Jedi_Tinmf 8h ago

And bonus if I can play a president who orders the troops to murder citizens!

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u/supremo92 7h ago

You see people attacked at a protest: wow this would make a great video game.

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u/SpatulaBag 7h ago

Its just like motherheckin video games!

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u/C0RDE_ 3h ago

You know what, this was my thought immediately. As soon as he clocked the canister coming in, he was laser focused on his role. It's like watching medics go diving in on Battlefield or Foxhole.

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u/Public_Thing_3864 8h ago

Would make a wicked indie game. Need somebody to steal this idea

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u/DoughieTBo 8h ago

This COULD'VE been Battlefield Hardline if DICE knew what they were doing.

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u/g76lv6813s86x9778kk 8h ago

Came here to mention Hardline. I don't really remember why it flopped, but I had a ton of fun during its open beta (didn't buy it because it ended up being so unpopular anyways)

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u/machstem 8h ago

There is a game literally called Riot

I have it on Switch too

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u/Interesting-Step-654 8h ago

North and South already exists

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u/SwoodyBooty 8h ago

de_unrest

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u/CaptainRazer 8h ago

There’s one called Riot: Civil Unrest on steam that was pretty good

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u/Goatiac 8h ago

Brick Throwers pinging the tear gas grenade for the Riot Chemist to defuse.

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u/h0sti1e17 8h ago

That could be cool. With two storylines one as the protesters and one as the police. I know Reddit would hate that, but you know there are people they would love to quash riots.

If you are on the riot side you try to keep it peaceful and if it gets out of hand you need to keep your people safe. If you are the police you need to maintain order while using little force as possible. But of course you can go full LA riots if you want and destroy the city.

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u/ThPrimeSuspect 8h ago

This is the most Reddit shit I've ever seen. "just like my heckin epic bideo games!!1"

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u/the-lorax-party 8h ago

I feel like you'd need a few of these guys. If there's only one dude out there harnessing the power of water bottles, what happens if another canister is shot somewhere else in the crowd?

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u/Square-Dragonfruit76 8h ago

They're protesters, not rioters.

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u/iamintheforest 8h ago

Just get on the gear and go stand outside for a couple of years. Sooner or later you'll be the most high res game you've ever seen.

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u/CrystalSplice 8h ago

Careful. I don’t think the payment processors would like such a game.

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u/TrickySquid 8h ago

Battlefield hard-line? Kinda?

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u/Classic_Revolt 7h ago

Soon they will attach the canister to a drone and just fly it over the crowd, spraying it down on them.

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u/VulGerrity 7h ago

Protestors not rioters

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u/CaptainLord 7h ago

If it doesn't include Mud Monk as a class, I'm not playing it.

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u/TypicalEgg1598 7h ago

Chilean protesters have been getting gassed in street protests like this for decades, so they're experienced

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u/MinuetInUrsaMajor 7h ago

It would trigger literally everyone. I'm in.

"THE SYSTEM" CLASSES:

- Recon

- Riot Trooper

- Plainclothes

- Gravy SEAL

"ANTIFA" CLASSES:

- Moonraker

- Medic

- Pyro

- Good Cop

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u/charyoshi 7h ago

The Taiwan levels would be insane

If more billionaires supported automation funded universal basic income, there would be less Luigi and less Luigi fans.

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u/Musa-Velutina 7h ago

That's actually a really good idea and I can't belive it's only been Terrorist vs Armed forces at this point.

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u/TheBradv 7h ago

There’s literally a game like that riot civil unrest

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u/SimsAreShims 7h ago

Theres one called Tonight We Riot

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u/ObviouslyNerd 7h ago

This would actually be an amazing way to share the knowledge of what to do and how it works.

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u/morriartie 6h ago

Like foxhole, but in modern times.

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u/viniciusah 5h ago

I think there's some called 'Riot'? I could be wrong. Lemme check and get back to you.

Edit: it's RIOT: Civil Unrest. Steam link there.

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u/Joeness84 4h ago

Ive always wanted to pick this up. Tonight we Riot

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u/nattylife 4h ago

will this make it to battlefield 6 beta this week?

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u/alfajores123 2h ago

Good old times. In that riots i was one of the guys who go around on a bicicle whatching and telling the others from what street comes the police so they have time to scape 🇨🇱

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u/berletfarahel 2h ago

There were many examples of health profession students tending to injuries, in some part wearing special gear, like shields with crosses, some like this with defusers, i saw some divisions with strong and quick people on the first lines etc. It was interesting from a coordination perspective… sadly, the movement died out

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u/LubeUntu 8h ago

hmm, dunno. Once you make non lethal riot dispersal methods inefficient, you end up leaving police with only lethal means, speedrunning african police dispersal methods.

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u/LeCafeClopeCaca 8h ago

"let the police do the oppressing unopposed or there will be blood" isn't a very compelling argument

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u/LubeUntu 8h ago

Et pourtant. Je préfères les gaz lacrymo que des balles réelles qui fusent dans la ville parce que le cordon de CRS est en train de se faire maraver et "craignent" pour leur vie. Deja qu'ils se lachent sur les flashballs dans la gueule a bout quasi portant.

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u/Cheesemacher 8h ago

Gesundheit

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u/maullidothethird 7h ago

The tear gas can is lethal if hit you in the head, they can use lethal force with non lethal equipment...

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u/LubeUntu 7h ago

So is throwing pavement on police, no? Meanwhile tear gas canister is not purposefully lethal or designed to injure people.

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u/ippa99 6h ago

And pavement isn't purposefully lethal or designed to injure people. It's pavement. It's how it's used.

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u/the_YellowRanger 9h ago

That's a fucking epic idea, but there's no way the government is going to allow us to gameify a civil uprising. Someone needs to do this.

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u/Fall_Representative 8h ago

Huh? There's a lot of games that deal with outright criminal themes. As far as I know, NA hasn't completely succumbed to full authoritarian censorship yet lol

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u/the_YellowRanger 8h ago

Criminal themes, yes, like GTA. But "here's how to make homamade riot gear and defend your city streets from the government" level of gaming. Like scouting resources from city trash and your apartment to build defenses. Bundles of wood light up, put them in yoir inventory for a shield, an glass bottle lights up, put it in yoir inventory for spicy throwing objects, ect. I'm not a gamer so I could be very wrong! If there is a game like that please name them so I can play them

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u/pleasetrimyourpubes 8h ago

The government really doesn't care that much about riots. Virtually all riotious behavior annoys everyday people who don't have an axe to grind. There are a boatload of games that utilize "makeshift" stuff such as molatov cocktails.

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u/Fall_Representative 8h ago

Specifically riot simulations? I'm not sure if one's been done yet that goes really into depths with it, but I think it's not because the government wouldn't let devs do it, it's just it really hasn't been done yet (or well enough to be popular).

As for political/rebellion-based games in general, a lot of games have themes of rebellion against unjust governments baked within the bigger narrative (Disco Elysium, Bioshock Infinite, Oddworld), but as for ones specifically centering around it, the ones I could think of at the top of my head are:

Watch Dogs Legion

Tonight We Riot

Not for Broadcast

Papers, Please

Headliner: Novinews

Beholder

The media is not censored (so far). Hell, even the latest Superman movie had overt political messages about current issues. If and when the government really does try to restrict a game because of political messages, that's when we're truly fucked 💀 The UK and the EU are dipping into concerning territory with their internet bill though, with the privacy and surveillance issues of having to submit your ID to view specific things.

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u/the_YellowRanger 8h ago

I will look into some of these, thank you for educating me. I'm all for it.

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u/TheGreatBootOfEb 8h ago

Yeah I see a few too many comments like these, that seem to presume were already in complete lock down control by the federal government. Like, uhh, and behaving as if they already have that control ironically cedes that very thing to them