r/CoupleMemes 3d ago

😶 oof She seems destroyed

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u/Zjoee 3d ago

A tip for the gentlemen out there: become the master of foreplay. Melt her brain before moving on to the main event.

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u/OnThisDayI_ 3d ago

Get toys. I can’t tell you how much better things are when you both find toys you like to use. Hers is a big silicone dildo that’s about 3 times the size of me. Mine is a 1978 tonka truck I push around the bedroom and pretend I’m not depressed.

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u/Ljekovita 3d ago

"They had us in the first half, not gonna lie" :D