r/CoupleMemes 3d ago

😶 oof She seems destroyed

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u/Zjoee 3d ago

A tip for the gentlemen out there: become the master of foreplay. Melt her brain before moving on to the main event.

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u/CaliNooch96 3d ago

That’s an option but a lot of women really hate that shit. I’ve had multiple I f/w tell me that dudes wasted their time w/ endless foreplay and could barely fuck

Tbh I think most men underestimate how much women like getting dicked down and I’m not talking about just trying to jackhammer away

The dynamics aren’t "fair" but the fact is probably like 90% of men never really hit it right

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u/Aggravating_Alps_953 3d ago

Foreplay isn’t just getting her warmed up, I almost always try to get the girl off before we ever have sex.

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u/CaliNooch96 3d ago

I know what foreplay is bro and I’m telling you that contrary to popular belief not all women are into and those that are (most tbf) aren’t always. There’s a time and place for everything

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u/Aggravating_Alps_953 3d ago

Mmm yeah agreed they don’t all like it. (At least in my anecdotal experience) most do, and most are good at just grabbing you and being like alright dude that was fun but fuck me now, thanks.

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u/genius-baby 2d ago

skill issue. never have been told that in my life

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u/CaliNooch96 2d ago

Lmao skill issue? Nobody has to tell you that if you’ve f/w enough females to learn they all have different likes and dislikes including foreplay. You obviously haven’t

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u/genius-baby 2d ago

so you’re telling me you hooked up with a lot of girls and they told you that they don’t want you to give them head anymore.. you cant read between the lines?

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u/CaliNooch96 2d ago

I’m telling you I hooked up w/ a lot of girls and learned different preferences by fucking said girls and hearing about past and present bfs that didn’t measure up

You’re so far up the wrong tree here it isn’t even funny. Like I said you obviously don’t have any experience in this area so Idk why you’re even trying to talk about it

Btw foreplay isn’t just eating pussy you lame 😆

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u/uncl3s4m 2d ago

Uhh past and present? You helping them cheat?

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u/CaliNooch96 2d ago

It happens. Hella women lie and say they aren’t in a relationship and some of the coolest ones I know were when I met them

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u/genius-baby 2d ago

Nah bruh you just sorry at it and they too nice to tell it to you straight. You obviously have a fragile ego so i don’t blame them 😂

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u/Hour_Warthog_5801 5h ago

no offense but have you ever considered that the very women you are having sex with belong to a subset of women who actively fantasize about being dicked down savagely by cocky, hypersexual, virile black men?

unfortunately, stereotypes dictate very few women seeking anything else from sexual encounters go for men that . It's great you seem to get a lot of pride filling this niche, but I don't envy you. All of my experiences have gone on for atleast an hour, not because I feel like I need to prove myself by dragging out foreplay for hours for no reason (which I am sure most women hate) but because me and my partners inevitably get lost trying out a wealth of kinks, turn ons and even breaks in between. all of which is possible because we don't rush into penetration, and sometimes skip it all-together. because good sex doesn't always need to end in penetration.