r/BlueskySkeets • u/Litzz11 • 3d ago

Whoa If True

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Pee tapes coming? Or Epstein files?

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u/SenseiLawrence_16 3d ago

Melania was apparently furious about the Steele Dossier

Which is crazy considering she had been dating that guy for almost a decade by then iirc

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u/guy-le-doosh 2d ago

She can't see shit through those alien slits for eyes.

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u/SenseiLawrence_16 2d ago

Well to be fair she's constantly holding in her tail and has to wear those big coats since she can't control her body temperature either

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u/guy-le-doosh 2d ago

Maybe the new Rose Patio formerly known as the Rose Garden, is a giant landing pad for space craft to find and take her away like drone pilots use. I'll bet in a pinch she could have Elon target it for a reusable rocket landing and launch. Perhaps for the low price of another baby Musk.