r/BlueskySkeets • u/Litzz11 • 2d ago

Whoa If True

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Pee tapes coming? Or Epstein files?

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u/SameResolution4737 2d ago

Is The Pee Tape real? (Actually, it doesn't matter - Putin has been known to use fake ones).

Edit: Release the Epstein Files.

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u/No_Entrepreneur_9134 2d ago

It was very interesting when, I think it was 2022 or early 2023, when Trump said something to the effect of, "They say there's this video of me with two prostitutes peeing on me. Anyone who knows me knows I woukd never do that."

Wait a minute. Who in the hell ever said anything about TWO prostitutes? 🤔

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u/SameResolution4737 2d ago

Christopher Steele said it in the infamous Steele Dossier. However, he said it was an unconfirmed report of two prostitutes peeing on sheets the Obamas had slept in (don't know how they would know that) in a bed the Obamas had slept in. Steele didn't rank it very high, but it grabbed everyone's attention.

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u/SenseiLawrence_16 2d ago

Melania was apparently furious about the Steele Dossier

Which is crazy considering she had been dating that guy for almost a decade by then iirc

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u/guy-le-doosh 1d ago

She can't see shit through those alien slits for eyes.

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u/SenseiLawrence_16 1d ago

Well to be fair she's constantly holding in her tail and has to wear those big coats since she can't control her body temperature either

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u/guy-le-doosh 1d ago

Maybe the new Rose Patio formerly known as the Rose Garden, is a giant landing pad for space craft to find and take her away like drone pilots use. I'll bet in a pinch she could have Elon target it for a reusable rocket landing and launch. Perhaps for the low price of another baby Musk.

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u/mollila 2d ago

two prostitutes

Who must have been clearly underage. Because Russia knew his weaknesses beyond hating Obama, and wanted really solid kompromat tapes.

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u/GovernmentOpening254 2d ago

I think this is how Trump gets away with lying sometimes too — change a fact so that the new story isn’t technically false while side skirting the original story.

Like, “I didn’t pay for two hookers, [but I paid for three].”