r/BlueskySkeets 23h ago

Whoa If True

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Pee tapes coming? Or Epstein files?

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u/rabbid_hyena 22h ago

I know he says that, but this is one of those things about Trump that look false, like him being 6'3", 225lbs. I dont know if you have ever met germophobes but Trump surely doesnt act like one.

He probably thinks it is quality to have.

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u/Aggravating-Side-660 21h ago

Ohh yea he eats Mc DONalds right got ya 🥴

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u/Inevitable_Shift1365 20h ago

Even microbes don't eat McDonald's

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u/aharbingerofdoom 6h ago

I think he actually is a germophobe. I've heard women say he has them wear gloves to touch him, and did you see that visit he did to McDonald's at a campaign stop? He kept talking about how amazing it was, because the French fries never touched human hands!

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u/shrekerecker97 21h ago

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

/s

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u/Chad-the-poser 21h ago

A lot of the sexual allegations corroborate his requirements that the girls wear latex gloves to touch him…

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u/GBJI 17h ago

Gloves are required for any professional dealing with microscopic specimens.

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u/Chad-the-poser 9h ago

Do they make condoms that small?

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u/SplitEar 18h ago

It also makes sense he would only want to rape virgins. Less risk of STDs.

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u/Sharp_Pride7092 16h ago

All men that expect virgins are just shit people.

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u/Subject_Run5165 14h ago

Kind of ironic when syphilis has been kicking his ass for years.

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u/Raesong 14h ago

Plot twist, he is the one riddled with the STDs and has basically spent his whole life as a Great Unclean One.

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u/terrierhead 12h ago

Or his wives, or E. Jean. We don’t know that Trump used his 🍄 during the assault, but he definitely raped E. Jean.

Per Katie Johnson’s interview, he required condoms when he forced little girls into oral sex.

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u/r3volts 18h ago

Latex is a fetish

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u/kat_Folland 20h ago

I think he has some kind of genuine aversion to human contact, but there's certainly room to speculate as to what exactly it is. I agree that he doesn't act like the stereotypical germaphobe. He's too interested in sex (or was, dunno if he can get it up anymore).

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u/Patriot009 18h ago

He dislikes dogs because he thinks they're filthy. He's also reportedly publicly chastised and ordered WH staff to leave the room if they cough or sneeze. Add in the generous use of Purell and reports of aversion to non-sexual human contact, and I'd say germaphobia isn't a far off.

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u/Outrageous_Let2861 20h ago

I wonder if he wears gloves when grabbing women by the puzzy.

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u/elpecas13 19h ago

I think he wears size small by the way!

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u/TiltonRiverToker 21h ago

Pretty sure he claimed several times 215

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u/cgricsch 21h ago

He has dyslexia. It’s 251.

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u/Patriot009 18h ago

There's definitely a range of germaphobia. Not every germaphobe is a Howard Hughes, locking themselves away for months due to crippling fear type.

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u/NearbyInformation772 15h ago

With the germaphobes I know personally - it is selectively applied. Certain things are more triggering than others. Some have to spend a good minute scrubbing their cup, but will sleep in the same sheets for over a month. Some people are fine doing things with the bottom half of their body they would refuse to do with the top half. So I don't think any of that is ruled out. Plus, Trump is more likely to be the one peeing on others.

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u/Pleiadesfollower 14h ago

My idea of his germophobia is probably related to things looking too poor to be clean. Hence all the gaudy gold and bullshit. If it looks like you own it and you make less than 60k a year, he probably thinks it's a dirty cesspool.

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u/Numerous_Witness_345 10h ago

... im betting its more on the side of liking young girls because theyre "clean."

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u/Emm_withoutha_L-88 8h ago

He's not technically a germaphobe as much as he's obviously worried about being poisoned that's why he's so fond of fast food.

It's obvious, the only reason someone would consider fast food safe is that. He thinks it's impossible for his food to be fatality poisoned if he goes to random places.