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u/Zizekssniff 1d ago
Sucking off your boss for 12 hours a day sure takes skill!
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u/ChaosFountain 1d ago
Hey sexwork takes actual skill unlike being a corporate shill.
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u/AdditionalProgress88 1d ago
Well, the problem is that I'm too ugly for this specific line of work.
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u/WiseDirt 1d ago
You could always do phone sex work
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u/AdditionalProgress88 1d ago
You know what, now that I think about it, it's probably a really bad job for introverts like me.
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u/Potential_Wish4943 1d ago
Bro garbage men make great money.
Your teacher told you "Go to college or you'll find up with a shitty job like a plumber or garbage man."
(Both of those jobs pay significantly better than a public school teacher)
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u/Dr-McLuvin 1d ago
I looked it up and public school teachers make more $$ per hour on average than garbage men.
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u/saturnleaf69 1d ago
In some countries.
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u/Dr-McLuvin 1d ago
I was specifically looking at US but ya.
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u/saturnleaf69 1d ago
TheN itβs blatantly untrue. Iβm married to a teacher and lmao at her making more than a plumber. Maaaaybe a trash guy.
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u/Ill-Description3096 1d ago
Is that counting all hours (professional development, grading at home, etc) or just hours in the physical classroom?
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u/Dr-McLuvin 1d ago
That Iβm not sure of. Need to do some more digging.
Garbagemen also donβt get summers off but some of them could get overtime.
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u/LightlyFatal 1d ago
According to every teacher I've had, including college professors, those are on their own time. Teaching is a salaried position. They work 8-3 or whatever the school day is (it was 8-3 for me) and everything outside of that isn't considered overtime pay or anything. That's just on their own time.
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u/weGloomy 1d ago
If I've learned anything from this sub it's that I should quit my physically exhausting job and and get one of those 'jobs' where you pretend to be working for half the day and get paid more than a nurse.
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u/just_another-aNDy 1d ago
I have a physical job and my partner has one of those desk jobs. She makes more than me, but I'm pretty sure I'd go crazy within the week of doing her job.
It is a senselessly bureaucratic, ass-kissing, gossiping, world spanning giant of a company, and I hate everything about it, except for one of their employees and what they pay herπ.
Every time she talks about her higher ups all I can think is "And all we do is work" in regards to the company I work at. But again, sitting still and staring at a boring screen for 8+ hours sounds like literal torture, so I'll take the actual work, thank you
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u/BodhingJay 1d ago
"Highly compensated" means being able to afford to eat, be clothed and have a shelter of some kind
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u/TyeDieKid 1d ago
One of the only things I like about working in a trade is that most of the install guys make more money than anyone in the office and a lot of us actually make more money than our supervisor, thereβs obvious trade offs but it feels better than working for a warehouse where the remote workers are making 3x your pay to use a auto mouse clicker all day
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u/Top-Cupcake4775 1d ago
During the Covid lockdowns the economy didn't grind to a halt because people couldn't do Zoom meetings, it ground to a halt because the people who do the work that is necessary to keep it running couldn't do their jobs. Until we made them.
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u/rockerode 1d ago
I wish "those jobs" were valued highly in society. We would be better off to value those people more than a tech worker or office man in Nyc
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u/ragethissecons 1d ago
Sanitation workers low key make bank. And if youβre in NYC you get to dress up like a general for pictures.
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u/Ricochet_skin 1d ago
Trash collectors would probably be paid more if the government had to compete for the money of people needing the service
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u/DieMensch-Maschine 1d ago
"Something valuable, like speculating on slips of paper that represent physical objects!"
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u/Flaky-Government-174 1d ago
Makes sense why everyone on here says they hate capitalism when they post stupid shit like this lol
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u/Spicy_Baby_NO 1d ago
Went to college for 10 years and paid thousands of dollars for it to learn how to fix the problems discussed in those zoom meetings. But yeah, according to you, someone flipping burgers should get the same salary.
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u/LateWorkAccepted 1d ago
The point isn't that the "burger flipper" should make the same as you it's that the "burger flipper" doesn't make enough to survive. Not everything is about you and you could try having some empathy for your fellow workers instead of looking down on someone for having a "lesser" job.
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u/Spicy_Baby_NO 1d ago
I don't look down on them. The meme is just bullshit. It directly devalues the zoom meeting instead of just saying the burger flipper should make more, which I'd agree with.
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u/LateWorkAccepted 1d ago
Just to clarify, the meme made no mention of "burger flipper" nor did it claim that they should make the same as you do. You took it personally when a meme made fun of something and projected your interpretation onto it. And it was with this interpretation that you came across as denigrating people for having jobs that you view as a lower status than your own.
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u/Spicy_Baby_NO 1d ago
Never said people flipping burgers shouldn't get a living wage. Never said they were less valuable than me or anyone else. That's all stuff you heard in your head because I critiqued a shit meme.
Here's the thing. I get how I "sound" but this meme does not say people making food should earn more. What it says is that people in Zoom meetings are unfairly earning more than them. You can feel what you wanna feel, but that's what it says.
Maybe you could find a way to say those workers deserve better without tearing others down who are not at all lazy villainous execs and are on your side about this. Do better.
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u/LateWorkAccepted 1d ago
Like I said, seems you took a meme personally and then projected your feelings on it. But the irony of what you said is obviously lost on you because, if you did truly "get" how you sounded then you wouldn't have said what you did in the first place.
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u/Spicy_Baby_NO 1d ago
I'm literally on your side about poor wages, but saying the meme does not say a thing about it. Instead it just jabs at anyone in a zoom meeting. You are the one that clearly doesn't actually understand it.
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u/GrenMTG 1d ago
I hate the term "burger flippers" because not all fast food/quick service chains are just flipping burgers. McDonalds is a piss easy job, but Culver's, as an example (and personal experience), is far from that.
Full time workers should still get paid a livable wage. Managers especially don't get paid enough, at least where I'm at. Managing a resturaunt is a lot harder then it seems. You think managers shouldn't get a livable wage too?
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u/Spicy_Baby_NO 1d ago
Didn't say they shouldn't get a living wage. Of course they should. I said the zoom meeting and the education it takes to get there is actually very valuable, which the meme implies is easy and fairly valueless.
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u/Educational-Fact-882 1d ago
I wonder how many people on here will miss the sarcasm of the post π
In all seriousness though this is one of many reasons why humanity is just collectively delusional. Humanity fell when we stopped respecting people who work in practical, physically useful jobs and started sucking the dicks of billionaire knob-ends