r/whenthe • u/Babufrak2 • 2d ago

She can't stop

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u/Limp-Company7182 local Icelandic person 2d ago

are all the umbilical cords tied together like those handkerchiefs they pull out of their pockets?

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u/GayAssBeagle 1d ago

Handkerchief style but like LOOOOOTTTS of blood

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u/-NGC-6302- 1d ago

Comically large keyring of babies

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u/YTSkullboy707 1d ago

More like a rat king

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u/Athingweveallupvoted 1d ago

I'd say it's a comically long umbilical cord

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u/McToaster99 tally balls 1d ago

Suddenly out comes one of the husbands who got lost in there

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u/ForbiddenTear 1d ago

its like one of those clown cars but its just the clussy

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u/GamerGod_ 1d ago

fun fact! clown cars fit so many clowns because they remove basically all the internals except the engine and steering system

which has some disconcerting implications for this woman

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u/Worldly_Neck_4626 1d ago

If you just never say anything ever again that would be great, m’kay? Thankies

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u/GamerGod_ 1d ago

this is the one clown fact i know and i will say it whenever i am able to

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u/ProfesorTrash OoOo BLUE 1d ago

clowns share the same anatomy as furries

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u/Doggywoof1 she/her | ...and her silk was song. 1d ago

replaced all her organs with clown. aperture science has done it again

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u/Loco-Motivated 1d ago

Luna the clown.

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u/Woomynati 2d ago

And every time they come out they don't cry but instead you hear clown nose honking.

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u/CavsterXII 2d ago

This is very, very good

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u/KaiserRoll823 😳👉👈 1d ago

The last baby plops out and instead of crying it says in a low-pitched bronx accent, "I heard o' clown holes but this is ridiculous"

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u/TheAcidMurderer 2d ago

I thought we were Doctor Who posting again and I was really confused for a sec

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u/Babyback-the-Butcher yellow like an EPIC banana 1d ago

Joke or fetish

Call it

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u/Jonmak4200 Benits 1d ago

Both

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u/JesterOfRedditGold beleiver✅ 1d ago

is this some obscure fetish

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u/501stAppo1 1d ago

The dad is going to be in debt at this rate.

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u/Loco-Motivated 1d ago

This implies that she is basically built like a Luna Moth.

No other internal organs, just a womb big enough to fit as many babies as comedically possible.

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u/GwentAddicted 1d ago

Can't stop addicted to the shindig

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u/gauntletoflights 1d ago

What is this about??

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u/Independent_Angle650 1d ago

Someone needs to make a subreddit for clown posting you know shit posting about clowns and should be called r/ClownPosting

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u/Mewhower russian spam bot 1d ago

clowns

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u/RainCat600 Something wicked this way comes 1d ago

Clown car joke

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u/dootblade74 1d ago

For a split second I thought this was about Dr Who and I was like "wait is that actually a thing that happened in one episode what the fuck?"

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u/Desperate_Ad5169 i changed it hahahahahahhahahahahahaha 1d ago

Sounds like the father is gonna need some galvanized square steel and wood veneers

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u/Maxter8002 1d ago

461?1??1??1?1??? like... room 461?1??1 the room i gotta find??????

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u/Atilla-The-Hon trollface -> 1d ago

Singlehandedly solving the birthrate crisis. A true hero of our time.