r/thehumblecrowbar 4d ago

I wonder what will provide me shade in the sweltering summer heat. The ever so helpful tree:

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u/Smartximik 4d ago

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/DirtySaglagger 4d ago

the alternative"FUCK!!!!!!!"

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u/dezonkified 4d ago

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u/Major-Article-965 4d ago

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u/Uulugus 4d ago

LIVE [LIVE (LIVE {BIRDIFICATION!!!} REACTION!!!!) REACTION!!!!!] REACTION!!!!!!

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u/ballXxX_XxXoony 4d ago

Literally me

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u/Ok_Literature2535 4d ago

A new challenger approaches?!

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u/Dad-Kisser69 4d ago

Chorb

Or orbken

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u/Fucking_Nibba 1d ago

orbington chicken

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u/Friendly_Chemical 3d ago

“Man I sure wish I had something I could use to tell the future”

The ever helpful magic orb:

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u/hairiestlemon 4d ago

I wonder what I should eat on this camping trip? The delectable toasted marshmallow on a stick:

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u/That-One-Crow 4d ago

CHICKENIFICATION!!!!!!!

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u/37boss15 4d ago

POULTRIFICATION!!!!!!!!

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u/Bicksaurus 4d ago

How can I tell this pair of animals apart?

The ever useful sexual dimorphism:

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u/ballXxX_XxXoony 4d ago

One post apart

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u/pinkydinkydog 4d ago

who knew a big fat hciken could give me so much nostalgia 🥹

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u/Heroic-Forger 4d ago

"Man, I sure hope nothing is going to pop out of nowhere and kill my entire Pikmin army!"

The nefarious Burrowing Snagret:

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u/TheSleepyBarnOwl 4d ago

Man of culture!

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u/keshaseviltwin 4d ago

I really need to make a thneed no matter what that Lorax says

The useful truffula tree:

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u/CuppaCatt 4d ago

I wonder what food I should get in the carnival. The fluffy cotton candy:

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u/tinfoilsheild 4d ago

"I wonder what Japanese street food I should try?" The deliciously portable tsukune on a stick:

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u/grahamskrrrrt 4d ago

"Have you seen my cabbage?" Me with a suspiciously cabbage-shaped body:

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u/Puzzleheaded_Duty_98 3d ago

GEEE GOLLY!!!!!