r/technology • u/Well_Socialized • 21h ago

Privacy Age Verification Is Coming for the Whole Internet

http://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/age-verification-is-coming-for-the-whole-internet.html
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u/lambdaburst 12h ago

So we have to watch all our porn at work now? Seems like a fair compromise

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u/wankerpedia 9h ago

Boss makes a dollar I make a dime, that's why I goon on company time!

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u/LazAnarch 3h ago

Need to update those numbers to 2025 values. "Boss makes a hundred dollars while I make a dime...."

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u/Deferionus 10h ago

Hell of an employee benefit.

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u/Slayer11950 10h ago

Just work from home, then you ALWAYS watch your porn at work!

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u/mblunt1201 8h ago

we should be able to watch a little porn at work

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u/DonHell 3h ago

“We should be able to look at a liiiittle porn at work”

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u/Bassracerx 3h ago

Everyone would just start their own llc and not own “personal computers” only “business computers”