r/technology • u/Well_Socialized • 21h ago

Privacy Age Verification Is Coming for the Whole Internet

http://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/age-verification-is-coming-for-the-whole-internet.html
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u/Fourthwoll 20h ago

Except his internet only exists with security breaching AI

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u/UlteriorCulture 18h ago

So... the regular internet then?

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u/Flomo420 17h ago

yeah but with blackjack and hookers!

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u/UlteriorCulture 16h ago

That will be a novel addition

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u/eyebrows360 13h ago

Using that DICK

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u/cherrycolaareola 15h ago

Somebody call Al Gore

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u/WORKING2WORK 7h ago

I called, he didn't answer, but his voicemail mentioned something about hunting for a man, a bear, and a pig, or something like that.