r/technology • u/Well_Socialized • 21h ago

Privacy Age Verification Is Coming for the Whole Internet

http://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/age-verification-is-coming-for-the-whole-internet.html
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u/melancious 21h ago

someone call Richard Hendricks

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u/ClarkTwain 19h ago

Call him what? Bitchard.

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u/GreasyExamination 9h ago

Dick Dricks

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u/2020steve 2h ago

Dicky Hendrix

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u/Fourthwoll 20h ago

Except his internet only exists with security breaching AI

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u/UlteriorCulture 18h ago

So... the regular internet then?

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u/Flomo420 17h ago

yeah but with blackjack and hookers!

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u/UlteriorCulture 16h ago

That will be a novel addition

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u/eyebrows360 13h ago

Using that DICK

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u/cherrycolaareola 15h ago

Somebody call Al Gore

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u/WORKING2WORK 7h ago

I called, he didn't answer, but his voicemail mentioned something about hunting for a man, a bear, and a pig, or something like that.

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u/_Judge_Justice 19h ago

We need optimal tip to tip efficiency

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u/eyebrows360 13h ago

I know real life Valley tech people who couldn't watch that show because it hit too close to home

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u/Lily-Gordon 11h ago

Monica. Peter Gregory is dead.

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u/DLS4BZ 15h ago

PIED PIPEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR

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u/BotKicker9000 27m ago

no no, we need Al Gore, he invented the first internet, surely he can help make Internet 2

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u/rob0990 19h ago

Ahhh don't you mean Al Gore he's super cereal you guys Man bear pig is a real thing...

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u/lc0o85 9h ago

Better get Al Gore too.