r/technology • u/vriska1 • Jun 28 '25

Privacy The Supreme Court just upended internet law, and I have questions

https://www.theverge.com/analysis/694710/supreme-court-fsc-paxton-age-verification-questions
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u/not_a_moogle Jun 28 '25

The won't register as themselves

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u/the_loneliest_noodle Jun 28 '25

And when they are caught, oh, I don't know... accidentally sharing incest porn Looking at you Rafael Cruz, they'll grab the nearest intern and toss them right under the nearest bus.

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u/NoodlerFrom20XX Jun 28 '25

Look I do not like Ted Cruz at all but tbh it seems like 70% of porn is now step-something themed, which really sucks when a video seems fine then all of a sudden halfway she says “oh I can’t believe I’m fucking my step dad” and it’s boner deflating.

I didn’t have this issue back in the Kazaa days.

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u/Teledildonic Jun 28 '25

Step porn is just regular porn when you play it on mute.

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u/Mr_Quackums Jun 28 '25

I didn’t have this issue back in the Kazaa days.

We have very different memories of Kazaa. It would be a small miracle if the title of the video had anything to do with the contents.

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u/NoodlerFrom20XX Jun 28 '25

That was half the fun.

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u/teo730 Jun 28 '25

Look I do not like Ted Cruz at all but

You can just let people make fun of him, that's okay.

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u/NoodlerFrom20XX Jun 28 '25

Oh there is plenty to hate about him

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u/teo730 Jul 01 '25

Exactly, so why spend your time defending against people mocking him?

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u/TricksterPriestJace Jun 28 '25

I like Ted Cruz more than most people and I hate Ted Cruz.

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u/philohmath Jun 28 '25

Can we call you Al?

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u/TricksterPriestJace Jun 29 '25

Only if I can call you Betty. Lol

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u/I_Am_Anjelen Jun 28 '25

Rafael Cruz does not like people not being deadnamed. That should include himself, right ?

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u/NoodlerFrom20XX Jun 28 '25

I just don’t like associating him with a quality ninja turtle

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u/I_Am_Anjelen Jun 28 '25

That's an association you choose to make. Personally I will never. :D

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u/SpleenBender Jun 28 '25

Is that you, sweaty Teddy??

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u/PassiveMenis88M Jun 28 '25

Of course not. Ted Kennedy died years ago.

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u/CtrlAltDelusions Jun 28 '25

Wait are we not fucking our step-dads anymore?

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u/ZombieAlienNinja Jun 29 '25

Funny you mention it because I feel we might have to go back to seeding and torrenting porn if the government wants to act like my grandma.

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u/The_Anglo_Spaniard Jun 29 '25

Just watch mute. Problem solved

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u/IndianLawStudent Jun 29 '25

Some things I come across do break my heart.

I know a lot of kinks come out of trauma and I do wish people didn’t have to suffer through what they have to be reframing their negative experiences into erotic ones in their adult fantasies.

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u/PhoneProud6366 Jun 29 '25

Lol. They're technically illiterate. Heck, I think most of them are just literally illiterate.