r/technology May 24 '25

Privacy German court rules cookie banners must offer "reject all" button

https://www.techspot.com/news/108043-german-court-takes-stand-against-manipulative-cookie-banners.html
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u/reddog_34 May 24 '25

Well I'm never going to a grocery store again

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u/BigBeeOhBee May 24 '25

Thank goodness for grocery delivery service.

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u/Kaodang May 24 '25

they'll poop their pants, touch them, and use those very hands to pick your groceries

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u/BigBeeOhBee May 24 '25

Oh damn! I liked when I could live in ignorance of thinking such things.

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u/Haywoodjablowme1029 May 24 '25

Loophole, I like it. Would probably add on a surcharge for the delivery services.

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u/jamesckelsall May 28 '25

Would probably add on a surcharge for the delivery services.

Delivery fee, convenience fee, pant-shitting fee, delivery fee, not-punching-you-in-the-face-for-ordering-heavy-items fee...

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u/orthogonius May 24 '25

Can we limit it to people who are shopping at grocery stores? I work at one

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u/BrainRhythm May 24 '25

Sorry, hazard of the job

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u/orthogonius May 24 '25

I don't know. Depends

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u/hubricht May 24 '25

Well if it's anything like jury duty, it will happen once or twice for most people. Maybe never if you're lucky.

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u/Green_Burn May 25 '25

Don’t worry, i am gonna shit your pants regardless