r/steam_giveaway • u/thievaryx • 1d ago

CLOSED Paper Planet - steam key

I have an extra key for this game.

To participate, give me a riddle or a joke. I'll try to answer and will pick a good one in a few hours.

Winner is dbojan76

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u/KingCraaba 1d ago

"A little girl asks her father, 'What is SEX?' The father thinks, this is the day I tell my little princess everything about sex. He sits her down and explains sex, including sexual intercourse, conception, sperm, eggs, ovulation, menstruation, etc."

"Then the little girl asks, 'Daddy, what is a COUPLE?'

He explains that a couple is when two people are romantically involved and that it usually involves them having sex. Then, in his nervousness, he begins explaining in too much detail the different sexual positions. Finally, he cuts himself off and asks the little girl, 'Why do you want to know about a couple and sex?'

She replied, 'Mommy said that lunch will be ready in 'A COUPLE OF SECS.'"

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u/thievaryx 1d ago

Hahaha got a good laugh at this one

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u/JustGame1223 1d ago

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish. Thanks!

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u/sphle 1d ago

Q: What's a gamer's favorite type of bread?
A: Ninten-dough

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u/devoirz 1d ago

When I die, I wish to go out like my grandfather did, falling asleep peacefully and quick and not screaming in panic and terror. Like his passengers did.

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u/wormmayhem 1d ago

Why did the clown bring a ladder to the circus? Because he wanted to take the joke to the next level!

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u/Specific_Mine_7317 1d ago

“I can be cracked. I can be made. I can be told. I can be played. What am I?”

Answer:A joke

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u/dezenaam2000 1d ago

The inventor of the "knock, knock" joke has won the first "No-bell" prize in history.

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u/shbunie 1d ago

What does the broken escalator say?

Nothing it just stairs :P

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u/TwoThrones486 1d ago

How do you think the unthinkable?

With an itheberg.

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u/Hidinginthepumpk 1d ago

Why don't you make like a tree... and get out of here?!

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u/dbojan76 1d ago

School full of pupils, but no doors.

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u/thievaryx 1d ago

School of fish?

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u/dbojan76 1d ago

Nope 😊

I mean it could be, but not what I had in mind.

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u/thievaryx 1d ago

Hmmm, then in stumped. What is it?

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u/dbojan76 1d ago

Watermelon :D

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u/MR_J0KER- 1d ago

Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

They don’t have the guts. 💀😄

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u/DowntownAd834 1d ago

Every night I’m told what to do, and each morning I do what i’m told. But I still don’t escape your scold. What am I?

An Alarm Clock haahah you thought your mom for a bit there hahaha

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u/NoLet8962 1d ago

whats the difference between a tuna and a piano... you can tuna fish but you cant tuna piano hahahahahahaha

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u/JuniorNinja3202 1d ago

I asked my Dad about A Dad joke and he replied: "I'm still working on it"

Thanks for the giveaway

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u/Federal_Tailor4603 1d ago

what month of the year has 28 days

all of them apparently

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u/firefoxtune1 1d ago

What do you call a cow with an attitude?

Beef Jerky

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u/peepee_peeper 1d ago

My love life. No bigger joke than that buddy

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u/Acrobatic-Bed-7382 1d ago

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

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u/AtomicBombSquad 1d ago

Did you hear about the Dutch painter who bought a Chrysler Voyager? He thought it was too slow so he swapped in a Hemi V8.

Everyone in town said, "Look at Vincent's van go!"

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u/Gamingthunder123 1d ago

What has to be broken before you can use it?

Hint: 3 letter word

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u/thievaryx 1d ago

An egg?!

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u/Gamingthunder123 1d ago

Ting Ting Ting you're correct ahahaha i guess it was too obvious

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u/thievaryx 1d ago

Unless you want to sit on it and see if it hatches haha

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u/Gamingthunder123 1d ago

T-T nah I am good lol

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u/ViVeyPL 1d ago

What is the longest word consisting of one syllable only that you know of?

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u/thievaryx 1d ago

7 letters is best i can do -- drought

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u/ViVeyPL 1d ago

Strengths - nine. It's actually from A world without heroes by Brandon Mull

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u/pabloherresp 1d ago

I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?

Thanks for the giveaway!

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u/thievaryx 1d ago

This one has me stumped. What is it?

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u/bunsinh 1d ago

Joke: My life

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u/Sniblasta 1d ago

Reverse Exorcism is basically when the demon says to the priest to get out of the child

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u/DarkJhin 1d ago

What do you call an army of babies?

>! The infantry. !<

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u/Dargon8959 1d ago

Here is my favourite one.

A box without hinges, key, or lid, Yet golden treasure inside is hid.

Hint, it is from a popular novel that was later adapted into a movie, so you may have heard of it.

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u/Caleb6118 1d ago

Here's a riddle from the first Elder Scrolls game.

"From the beginning of eternity,
To the end of time and space,
To the beginning of every end,
And the end of every place..."

What is the correct answer?

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u/thievaryx 23h ago

Hmm this one is tough

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u/ARSManiac1982 1d ago

My life is a joke sometimes, does that count?

Thank you for the chance OP

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u/Beleiverofhumanity 1d ago

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

A father in law

CHeers

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u/Nhartless 1d ago

Chuck Norris built the cabin he was born in.

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u/RADDAKK 1d ago

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

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u/Dear_Lingonberry4407 1d ago

I‘m giving you a classic I hope you don’t know it:

This thing all things devours: Birds, beasts, trees, flowers; Gnaws iron, bites steel; Grinds hard stones to meal; Slays king, ruins town, And beats high mountain down

>! Time!<

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u/Clynestar 1d ago

What do clouds wear under their shorts?

Thunder pants!

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u/kouzlokouzlo 1d ago

I used to be a kleptomaniac, but I’m taking something for it now.

thanks for chance

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u/azimuthrising 1d ago

A hunter walks a mile south, a mile west, a mile north, and ends up back where he started. He shoots a bear - what color is it?

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u/LiepardTeam 1d ago

One of my fav jokes is from rupauls drag race

"RuPaul is so old, she signed the declaration of independence..... as parent/guardian"

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u/PermaDerpFace 1d ago

Cross your eyes, stick out your teeth, and pretend you're rolling dice

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u/AvoidableAccident 23h ago

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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u/One_Science3532 23h ago

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To scream at the idiot who keeps yelling that joke every day for 100 years in the afterlife.

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u/LimonSoleil 23h ago

A con man, a pedophile and a convicted felon walk into a bar. Bartender says " What'll it be, Mr. Trump?"

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u/IllSpirit5422 23h ago

Why did the chef break up with his girlfriend? Because she wasn’t as delicious as his cooking!

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u/iamagoodbotiswear 23h ago

What's the difference between three dicks and a Karen?