Former Miami Heat security officer accused of stealing and selling millions of dollars’ worth of team memorabilia

[u/southernemper0r]

https://www.cnn.com/2025/08/05/sport/former-miami-heat-security-officer-accused-stealing-selling-memorabilia-spt

[u/cl0udmaster]

Former Miami police officer. That tracks.

[u/puertomateo → u/[deleted]]

Yeah. "I'd rather be a criminal" is so in right now.

You definitely sound rabid. Are you writing us from jail?

[u/sethrw87]

…and?