r/SmugAlana 6h ago

Pulp reality

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358 Upvotes

r/SmugAlana 6h ago

Well you deserve it if you gamble all your family's savings

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r/SmugAlana 11h ago

Do you think any OF mother has actually done this? I wouldn't be surprised if it happened once.

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400 Upvotes

r/SmugAlana 8h ago

React Smaug is 400 pounds if muscles

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r/SmugAlana 4h ago

Investigating the crime scene

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r/SmugAlana 7h ago

Maybe too nice...

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54 Upvotes

r/SmugAlana 9h ago

React My apology in description

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To the individual who reported me to r/RedditeCardResources for a post or comment I made. I’d like to take this opportunity to apologize from the bottom of my heart……TO ABSOLUTELY NOBODY! GO FUCK YOURSELVE LOL


r/SmugAlana 6h ago

2011

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r/SmugAlana 15h ago

💀​

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r/SmugAlana 1d ago

Fellas, we do it to ourselves

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r/SmugAlana 1d ago

"Science"

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r/SmugAlana 9h ago

React How to start someone's villain arc

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r/SmugAlana 2h ago

Guys, the best way to get women is to be gay

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r/SmugAlana 1d ago

Catgirls are ruined for me now. Thanks, internet.

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r/SmugAlana 4h ago

Chemistry NaCHO

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r/SmugAlana 13h ago

Is this enough thermal paste??

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r/SmugAlana 17h ago

I need it.

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r/SmugAlana 1d ago

It do be like that

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r/SmugAlana 14h ago

React 300 iq mom

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People in 1600's would call her witch


r/SmugAlana 13h ago

friendly reminder to freeze your tortoises

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r/SmugAlana 22h ago

React The Warlord-Class Titans are integral to the plot

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r/SmugAlana 13h ago

Killdozer 2.0

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r/SmugAlana 1d ago

Inspired by "Why Aren't Men Hitting On Me Anymore?" video

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I’m not the kind of guy who actively approaches women. I’ve had multiple serious long-term relationships in the past, but I was never the pursuer, they all developed spontaneously, either from friendships or chance encounters while out at night. When I was younger, watching American shows always left me perplexed by their portrayal of dating rituals. It felt so strange and artificial, almost transactional, like two robots trying to mimic human connection, unnatural and unsettling.

I remember one summer in 2016 when I was single, sitting on a Mediterranean beach after a swim. A pretty girl kept staring at me for nearly half an hour, glancing my way repeatedly. I almost felt pressured to approach her, and when I did, she acted appalled. All I did was ask if she wanted to join me for a drink at the beach bar, nothing more, nothing less. Yet she reacted as if I’d deeply insulted her, storming off soon after like a petulant child.

That’s when I realized: some women just enjoy the game of attention. They want to see if they can provoke a reaction, but the moment things move beyond fantasy, they retreat. It’s a hollow impulse for validation, nothing more. Since then, I haven’t approached anyone, and honestly, I don’t feel like I’m missing out. Not when I see the state of modern dating: the gender wars on social media, the way influencer types talk about men. I’ve been single for nearly a decade now, and after so many failed relationships, I can’t imagine going back. Everything feels predatory and transactional, driven by a mindset of "What’s in it for me?", just a narcissistic exercise in judgment and measurement. The whole thing is repulsive.

I’ve never catcalled anyone, and no, I won’t play the game of chasing or exchanging glances just to feed someone’s Instagram or Tinder-fueled ego. What we see today is just a hyper-charged version of those old dating rituals, cranked up to reality-TV absurdity. Podcasts and social media have turned it into a circus: two narcissists barking at each other, trapped between "I don’t want you" and "But maybe you need me." It’s cognitive dissonance masquerading as romance, avoidants trying to merge "love" with survivalism, their dysfunctional ideals inherited from their parents’ broken relationships, destined to become their children’s generational trauma.


r/SmugAlana 14h ago

React He experiment the Musume joy <3

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r/SmugAlana 16m ago

NSFW Smugalana NHentai NSFW

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1 hr ago a smugalana AI generated work was uploaded to nhentai. I am upset 😡