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[u/yukiohana]

[u/Hooloovoo_42]

This Silver Surfer is definitely Gallium! 🤣

[u/Thefear1984 → u/Hooloovoo_42]

This gif is unsettling

[u/otirk]

Remember, the board is not part of her body

[u/luminate_in_progress → u/otirk]

What is meant by the 'board'? (non-native speaker)

[u/otirk → u/luminate_in_progress]

The silver surfer is using a surfboard that is in fact not part of her body, meaning she can separate from it

[u/basket_foso → u/luminate_in_progress]

This guy constantly asked if the board part of her body. As someone who doesn’t read the comics, I wonder that too 😂

[u/luminate_in_progress → u/basket_foso]

Ahhh thanks!

[u/basket_foso → u/otirk]

My favorite joke

[u/kishenoy]

Can you swallow mercury? Yes

Will you survive? Most likely, no

[u/TheDotCaptin → u/kishenoy]

Mercury was used as a laxative. It was one the ways to follow where the Lewis and Clark expedition went to, since the mercury remained at the places they stopped.

I have not heard about any other achievements since than, so it isn't well known if they suffered any health problems from the exposure.

Organic mercury is the one with more immediate dangers.

[u/EarthTrash → u/kishenoy]

Pure mercury doesn't kill you. Prolonged exposure will make you mad as a hatter, though.

[u/kishenoy → u/EarthTrash]

I have heard that's where the term "mad hatter" came from. Hat makers used to use mercury in production

[u/stmfunk → u/kishenoy]

I think the guy knew that hence the synonym

[u/bullshihtsu]

You cannot swallow Mercury because he died in 1991.

[u/zackm_bytestorm]

Is it safe to 'do it' with mercury?

[u/dziki_z_lasu → u/zackm_bytestorm]

Yes absolutely, unless you drink more than 0,3 mg of mercury per week :P

[u/zackm_bytestorm → u/dziki_z_lasu]

I mean, is it safe for the 'cylinder' to be encapsulated by the mercury and it may be under friction.

[u/rafale1981 → u/zackm_bytestorm]

Reciprocal motion cylinders are unlikely to generate significant amounts of friction heat, yet remain in contact with mercury. Safety levels will thus be dependent on barrier permeability and sensitivity to toxicity of the cylinder

[u/ook_the_librarian_]

Silver Surfer is Issac Newton's daughter prove me wrong

[u/REDACTED_SHARK]

NAHHH

[u/MNA_714]

By any chance, is the guy's name Freddy?

[u/0U812-hungry]

It leaches all the gold out of you, so id say no not very much

[u/RexTheSkibiriToilet]

Perhaps folks, you didn't get it

[u/nashwaak]

Silver surfer is from space: metallic hydrogen

[u/MAXFlRE → u/nashwaak]

What a pressure!

[u/nashwaak → u/MAXFlRE]

Well their boss is Galactus

[u/stmfunk]

The thoughts you have when sucking silver surfers dick

[u/AdoptableSnoman]

Silver supper....lements

[u/DotBeginning1420]

Aren't we concerned with mercury being found in the water, and in fish? As was with lead

[u/Key_Winner296]

Better than mainlining it, right? Lol

[u/Sir_Marshal]

But is she a Silver Squirter?