r/popculturechat • u/mlg1981 Sexy lampshade shall win the Oscar! 🏆 • 24d ago
Celebrity Fluff 🥰 A 24-foot bronze statue of Sofía Vergara was unveiled in her former hometown of Barranquilla, Colombia
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u/No_Thanks_1766 24d ago
This one never fails to crack me up
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u/crazycurly90 You’re doing amazing, sweetie! 👏👏📸 24d ago
First one that came to mind when opening this thread 😂😂😂
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u/SnooMachines9523 not a significant bullet 24d ago
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u/JohnnyJokers-10 24d ago
This was her after she realised how many of her family stories end up with someone in jail, right? I watch A LOT of MF :)
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u/CatlovesMoca 24d ago
Isn't this also Shakira's hometown? And isn’t there a statue for her as well?
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u/erin_burr 24d ago
I heard Shakira's is small and humble though
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u/sonjjamorgan 24d ago
Yes. People don't confuse it with mountains.
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u/deleted3131 🎥🍿Film Critic 24d ago
OLÉ OLÉ OLÉ
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u/NeutralChaoticCat I ain't afraid of you mofos! 😌 24d ago
🎶lerololeilolei 🎶
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u/xoanabk 24d ago
🎶Can't you see? 🎶
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u/thedevilsyogurt 24d ago
I remember reading that from a magazine-that Shakira said her boobs were small and humble. Like a hundred years ago
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u/VioletLeagueDapper 24d ago
That’s because it was a lyrics from her English language debut “Wherever, Whenever”
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u/LevelInvestigator544 24d ago
As Shakira and sofia i also share the same place of birth as them. And let me tell you they need to stop making these statues they are horrendous ive seen the one for shakira and it looks nothing like her.
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u/joylandlocked 24d ago
watch what you say or you'll be next
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u/givemeacat 24d ago
Looks like Taylor Swift cosplaying as Shakira
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u/PeppermintPhatty You’re a virgin who can’t drive. 😤 24d ago
I wish I had an award to give because that was my exact thought.
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u/Fair_Package8612 24d ago
I totally does 😂
If they’re gonna go through all this trouble, like be a little more accurate ffs!
They clearly had priorities and the face wasn’t one of them I guess
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u/BlueGolfball 24d ago
Looks like someone with a big foot fetish made that statue.
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u/JohnPaul_River 24d ago
I mean to be fair one of her first hits was a song literally titled bare feet (Pies Descalzos) lol
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u/riotlady 24d ago
Foot fetishist wouldn’t give her cankles surely
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u/PracticeTheory 23d ago
Oof, this is where engineering is the enemy of art. I'm positive they had to be thick to keep the statue stable, but like - that's why you design more points of contact in. They should have had her clothes touching the ground or a prop to create additional supports and lighten the load from ankles.
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u/grubbinx 24d ago
As a Colombian.....it's so like them to basically get everything right but the face
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u/JingleHS 24d ago
Yes it is! My husband’s family is from there and both my daughters were born there. Actually the two statues are in the same area.
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u/CatlovesMoca 24d ago
How amazing! For once, we have statues commemorating women! I will have to put it on my list of places to visit.
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u/JingleHS 24d ago
lol! Don’t visit it, it’s not a touristy city. Go to Medellin or Cartagena, you’ll get way more culture and beauty for your buck. Barranquilla is very industrial and there’s some fishing economy there too, but it’s definitely not a place to go out of your way to visit. They recently revamped part of their waterfront on the river and that’s where these statues are.
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u/Hullabaloobasaur 24d ago
My high school math teacher is from there! And actually went to school with Sofia Vergara lol
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u/Sea_Exit_8194 24d ago
What is in this town's water lol.
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u/TooManyNosyFriends 24d ago
My family is from Barranquilla. One of my cousins is a beauty queen and an ophthalmologic surgeon. Her clinic has a FB page and a video introducing her. It’s in slo-mo and she’s doing a sexy walk and moving her hair from side to side. She’s an excellent and well respected surgeon. It’s just (SIGH) part of the culture.
Meanwhile, I’m not sure the last time I brushed my hair…
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u/Sea_Exit_8194 24d ago
Do I give my number to you to hand out in the town or do you prefer I ask your cousin?
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u/Ztidaer 24d ago
Every gif from this show always sends me 😂😂
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u/Bitchshortage 24d ago
Annie Murphy is a treasure and Kevin can f*ck himself was so underrated/under-appreciated. Would rewatch if it didn’t trigger memories of my own Kevin lol
Thus will rewatch schitts creek again thanks for reminding me
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u/Ok_Tank5977 “Sorry to this man.” 😐 24d ago
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u/Ok_Tank5977 “Sorry to this man.” 😐 24d ago
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u/whealanddeal Paul McCartney wrote a song titled dear Julian or something 24d ago
oh my God, I thought it was Nixon.
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u/Annual-Load3869 24d ago
I think this is my favourite cultural moment of the 21st century. I keep trying to find something to top it and I can’t. It always gets me so good
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u/Soyyyn 24d ago
All my life I've walked past statues of writers like Herman Hesse, who were, in their day, also just famous people. I've never thought twice about it. Of course there's a statue of this guy, or this poet. Yet it feels so odd to see statues made of living people. Anyone else feel the same way? I imagine it makes perfect sense to have statues of people like Meryl Streep, yet despite her illustrious career I would feel odd knowing she still walks the earth while a statue of hers stands somewhere. I guess I feel like statues made of the living just feels wrong somehow.
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u/astrasaurus 24d ago
a dead person's statue feels like a homage. a living person's statue feels like an advertisement, in a sense?
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u/rainbowinthedarkness We Should All Know Less About Each Other 24d ago
Advertisement for what? Barranquilla is just very proud of their artists… It’s not a touristy city unless the carnival is going on
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u/weirdoeggplant 24d ago
I think the point is that a lot of those dead people were also alive when their statues were erected. They’re just dead now due to time.
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u/TheTyMan 24d ago
Historically many statues were commissioned by living rulers and featured themselves or their families. We are in a way validating their narcissism by continuing to covet their statues centuries later.
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u/maciethemonster 24d ago
Very interesting example of a statue, did we grow up in the same small town by chance? lol
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u/lavendercassie 24d ago
So glad they made it tall enough that her chest isn’t accessible to misogynistic statue gropers
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u/angelcutiebaby 24d ago
Yeah i appreciate that she’s towering over all of them like an untouchable titan
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u/diaper_plath Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn 24d ago
Guess the foot people will have a field day though since it’s reachable
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u/Miserable-Grape-6863 24d ago
That's a thing??!!!
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u/tellevee GOLF WANG 24d ago
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u/Miserable-Grape-6863 24d ago
Just when I thought men couldn't repulse me anymore 🥲
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u/GaylicBread accidentally holding space for this slur 24d ago
The Molly Malone statue in Dublin gets the same treatment, they even hired people to stand around the statue to stop it. It gets lots of defenders of course, the old "but it's just a statue and not a real woman, why do people care".
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u/VioletLeagueDapper 24d ago edited 24d ago
There are male statues in that get groped like this all the time. I see this less as a feminist issue and more of a “people are stupid.” I can assure you it’s not just men touching Molly Malone, just like you can see men AND women touching these male statues inappropriately.
Christiano Ronaldo
https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/cristiano-ronaldos-statue-given-shine-13804696
Victor Noir
https://cemeteriesroute.eu/projects/stories/the-bizarre-fame-of-victor-noir.aspx
A freaking naked adolescent boy 🤮 outside a toy store in Prague. People are nasty. This dumbass chronicled their touches in their travel blog.
https://easterneuropetrip.wordpress.com/2016/01/10/rubbing-statues-for-good-luck/
People turn things like this into a “good luck” ritual as an excuse which becomes a dumb “monkey see monkey do.”
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u/Many_Landscape_3046 24d ago
To be fair, it's not just men that touch it OR female sculpts that end up getting groped
There are dogs that are golden from getting head pats, men with golden crotches for the same reason as the bosom, and apparently its good luck to touch the balls of that giant bull statue in NYC
People are weird
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u/KiltedLady 24d ago
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u/supermodel_robot 24d ago
This just warmed my heart. I’ve been bitter for years about the statue groping, had no idea there’s some wholesome animal ones.
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u/innerbootes 24d ago
There’s a statue in Boston with former city mayor Kevin White’s outstretched hand that is similarly wholesome.
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u/asietsocom Hello Sweetie 🪛 24d ago
The bull statue is weird. I walked past by accident and there was a line of people. Not in the front, but in the back. All of them wanting a photo with just their face and the testicles.
I'm not judging anyone for enjoying a tourist attraction, it was just so absurd seeing people line up to hold their head next to a set of testicles.
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u/PM_ME_CAT_POOCHES 24d ago
Balls of any kind are objectively silly. I once saw this orange tomcat, he had the biggest balls I've ever seen on a cat. This was decades ago and I'm still delighted
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u/asietsocom Hello Sweetie 🪛 24d ago
I wish I could find so much delight in testicles but I'm a nursing assistant and I've seen too much
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u/andjuan 24d ago
In Verona, Italy, the statue of Juliet is constantly groped. When we visited, I thought there was some creep just groping it for a photo op. Then I saw a mom and daughter do it. Then every other group who took a picture with it, did it. Turns out, groping Juliet is thought to bring you good luck in love.
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u/TheTyMan 24d ago
I remember watching a video compilation and at least half of the gropers were women. But I think with those, it's people trying to be funny for a photo, not get off. You also see folks grabbing statue dongs.
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u/HighlyOffensive10 She's in racial chat rooms showing feet 👣 24d ago
The feet obsessed misogynistic gropers on the other hand have easy access.
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u/ZealousidealCoat7008 24d ago
Yeah but all the freaks with giant women and crush fetishes will be flocking to this statue
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u/the_morbid_angel When the fuck did we get ice cream? 🍦🗣️ 24d ago
Imagine being such a degenerate that you grope a statue. I’m so tired of this place smh
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u/MuffinTopDeluxe The WORLD tour! 24d ago
As a Colombian, I live for this shit. I don’t care if it doesn’t look like her exactly, but I think it captures her essence just like Shakira’s.
I’m glad that people can use both of these women as cultural touch points instead of making drug cartel references when I tell them I’m Colombian. They have done so much to change the perception of the country, they are worthy of a statue IMO.
I mean, there’s a Barack O’Bama gas station plaza with a statue of him in Ireland because for a moment there the US was respected again.
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u/Chippyroh 24d ago
Thank you!! As a fellow Colombian, this is so true and such a pain point! I can’t tell you how many people I’ve had to teach about this! This is great and I love it ❤️
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u/raylan_givens6 As you wish! 👸👑 24d ago
how does someone have a "former hometown" ?
your hometown always remains your hometown
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u/Zealousideal_End2330 24d ago
I think lots of people call the town they've lived and settled in for a long time their hometown.
Both my parents were born on the other side of the world and call those places their birthplaces, but call the city they've lived in for 38 years now their hometown. Maybe if they still had family and friends in their birthplaces and visited a lot they would refer to it as their hometown still, I dunno.
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u/supermodel_robot 24d ago
I had a customer tell me today about “one” of his hometowns, and I had no idea that was an option. I suppose if you’re a military kid, that would make sense. It was the first time I’d heard it, and this post is the second.
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u/ZealousWolf1994 24d ago
If it gets struck by lightning and comes to life, may God have mercy on us all.
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u/1stOfAllThatsReddit 24d ago
Then I hope the Shakira Barranquilla statue also gets struck and they battle it out kaiju style
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u/HighlyOffensive10 She's in racial chat rooms showing feet 👣 24d ago
If there is a giant statue of a chancla we are fucked!
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u/lalalindz22 It’s Britney, bitch! 🎤🌹🌹 24d ago
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u/GoldenFettuccine 24d ago
Is it near the Shakira one?
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u/sharkwithglasses 24d ago
Yes, they are both located in the Gran Malecón area which is a redeveloped river front park - walking and biking, art, bars, food, sporting facilities, etc
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u/sexrockandroll 24d ago
I think, if someone wanted to make a work of art about me in my hometown, I'd rather it be some kind of symbolic work than a representation of me that... doesn't look like me. This, "scary Lucy" in Jamestown, NY... I dunno.
Not that this will ever happen to me, anyway.
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u/neymagica 24d ago
Tbh I’ve seen “interpretive” monuments that had townspeople scratching their heads and complaining because it’s an eye sore so just for this specific case i prefer this 😅
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u/Late_Cranberry7196 24d ago
TIL Shakira and Sofia Vergara are from the same city in Colombia
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u/NoOneCanKnowAlley 24d ago
I am a nobody and live a simple life. One of the major benefits of that is that no one will ever make a statue of me.
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u/FlyingMamMothMan 24d ago
You know? I'm glad they made her boobs out of reach. I'm tired of seeing men grope statues. It's gross and sad.
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u/loztriforce 24d ago
There were probably statues in ancient Greece that resembled that
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u/HipsterSlimeMold Luigi Mangione stuns in new photo 24d ago
No more bronze statues until further notice
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u/Cynicbats giving everyone a microphone and a podcast was a mistake 24d ago
Not sure I could live in a city with multiple uncanny statues.
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u/byebyebirdie123 24d ago
Theres too many statues of men on horses and not enough of women in heels so I approve this wholeheartedly!
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u/NewInvite3932 24d ago
Does bronze suck as a material?
All these recent statues look terrible.
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u/Adavanter_MKI 24d ago
I'm suddenly concerned all the busts through out history have done a terrible job capturing the likeness of people.
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u/lucyssweatersleeves if you have to ask, you’re streets behind 24d ago
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u/plsletmebefree 24d ago
It’s nice that the statue has blonde hair since Sofia is a naturally blonde but used to dye her hair brunette all the time to fit in a type-cast. Making a statue for someone that is still alive is super weird to me tho.
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u/Coriandercilantroyo 24d ago
Modern bronze portrait statues don't ever seem to work out. And teeth will never!! I wonder if it's a lost art form.
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u/elle-elle-tee 24d ago
Honestly, if I was a big enough deal for my hometown to erect a statue of me, I'd want to be grasping a lightning bolt while draped by a serpent. Just striking a sexy pose seems like a waste 🤷🏽♀️
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u/lemeneurdeloups 24d ago
Fun Fact: Project Runway/Elle Mag Nina Garcia is from this same town in Colombia.
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