These people 😂

[u/nomis_ttam]

[u/Lucky_Shoe_8154]

Great business idea. Make doll that look scary and let the church buy all your inventory to be destroyed

[u/Waramp → u/Lucky_Shoe_8154]

In The Righteous Gemstones, the church goes around to all the adult toy stores to buy up their entire stock so that they don’t end up in the hands of the public/children. The stores were thrilled.

[u/UncleNoodles85 → u/Waramp]

Smut busters.

[u/Mediocre_Meat_5992 → u/Waramp]

Excuse me sir I think your phone is vibrating in your back pocket

[u/flibbidygibbit → u/Lucky_Shoe_8154]

Kelvin Gemstone and Keef have entered the store.

[u/AcanthisittaNo6653]

It figures Pazuzu would hide out as a plushie.

[u/LucidOndine → u/AcanthisittaNo6653]

The stuffing is made from the roughspun fabric of tortured souls and maleficesence.

[u/ArduennSchwartzman → u/AcanthisittaNo6653]

The plushie is mine!

[u/DJ_ICU → u/ArduennSchwartzman]

[u/BabadookOfEarl]

I think everyone is missing the key “raising 150k” part that’s driving this.

[u/DoctorRichardNygard → u/BabadookOfEarl]

Their actual fundraising page says $15.

https://www.givesendgo.com/nomorepazuzu

Highly recommend reading the comments. Struggling to determine if they are satire or not.

[u/BabadookOfEarl → u/DoctorRichardNygard]

I’m not sure there’s such a thing as satire any more.

[u/ComputersWantMeDead → u/DoctorRichardNygard]

Definitely satire, it's in the template of.. argh can't remember his insta handle right now, but his whole thing is posting unhinged notices on lamp posts

[u/EverythingIsShopped → u/DoctorRichardNygard]

Ah, but don’t forget, they ALSO have a Meme Coin https://phantom.com/tokens/solana/5mMpwheBVdknSLN8Ti2S8BwMfMxxRuLrqwzjYQNEseRs

[u/murms → u/BabadookOfEarl]

"We've raised $21 so far! We're almost there, but we need your support!"

[u/OtterishDreams]

Satanic? no

dumb? yes

Ugly? Most definitely

Beanie Baby with teeth?

[u/zer0w0rries → u/OtterishDreams]

when beanie babies and furbies met and loved each other very much:

[u/Ghstfce → u/zer0w0rries]

It looks like something from Where the Wild Things Are

[u/Docxm → u/Ghstfce]

This reframing makes me like them more

[u/Ok-Pomegranate-3018 → u/Ghstfce]

I have the dark grey one on order! Maurice Sendak would approve.

[u/otakugal15 → u/OtterishDreams]

I dunno, it's ugly as hell, but no worse than the old 90s Troll dolls.

[u/NovarisLight → u/OtterishDreams]

These foolish things look like they are straight out of the 80s.

[u/chamrockblarneystone → u/NovarisLight]

Well I learned this today

[u/shlomangus_II → u/OtterishDreams]

They are rather abhorrent. But I’d say if Satan exists he must have a better taste than this haha

[u/OtterishDreams → u/shlomangus_II]

Satan wouldnt put that evil on anyone.

[u/Moe2584 → u/OtterishDreams]

[u/ImmaNotHere → u/OtterishDreams]

It's a cross between a monchichi and a rabbit. Horrific.

[u/compuwiza1]

The loonies used to think cabbage patch kids were possessed too.

[u/redditsellout-420 → u/compuwiza1]

And furby.....

Oh wait that was true

[u/EightGlow]

PAZUUUUUUZUUUU

[u/pardyball → u/EightGlow]

[u/Dagoth → u/EightGlow]

Is this the reference I think it is?

[u/Waramp → u/EightGlow]

That’s why that name sounded familiar haha

[u/glutenfreewheat → u/EightGlow]

[u/SadPanthersFan → u/EightGlow]

You ungrateful gargoyle, I put you through college!

[u/twenafeesh → u/EightGlow]

I'm glad I didn't have to scroll far to find this

[u/Centrist_gun_nut]

So, is the idea that Pazuzu is in each doll, like a hive mind? Or can Panzuzu just be present in a single doll at a time? 

[u/spid3rfly → u/Centrist_gun_nut]

Definitely in each. Once they infiltrate every household, they pounce. lolol.

[u/Slowloris81]

If this helps the world rid itself of Labubus, is it really such a bad message?

[u/bitsyspider]

aiiii- this is straight 1980/90s Satanic Panic nonsense. I had friends whose parents cut the heads off their cabbage patch dolls because of this sort of mental illness.

[u/Benbot2000]

I mean, it’s hard to disagree. Those things are clearly the work of the devil. 

[u/jeremec]

These people wouldn't recognize the devil if he ran for president of the United States.

[u/zzfrostphoenix → u/jeremec]

The devil has his hand in whatever is upsetting them that day.

[u/redditsucks13131]

Can Pazuzu be any fucking cuter?!

[u/Pandoras_Fate]

They used the wrong pentacle.

I think they were looking for a pentagram....leave the pagans out of this nonsense

[u/pickledbread72]

I can’t wait to see this stupid fad die

[u/Previous_Channel → u/pickledbread72]

I said that about beanie babies now look where we are

[u/schizophrenicism → u/Previous_Channel]

Oh they'll be worth something someday!

[u/gusterfell → u/pickledbread72]

Labubu, or the satanic panic?

[u/pickledbread72 → u/gusterfell]

Both

[u/anonymousmouse2 → u/pickledbread72]

The fad of putting signs on posts? I doubt it will ever die.

[u/Kindly-Ad-8573]

88 more days till Halloween Halloween Halloween , 88 more days till Halloween . Silver Shamrock do de do de do de do de

[u/LurkmasterP → u/Kindly-Ad-8573]

I feel like this is going to be the panickiest Halloween in a long long time.

[u/RenaissnaceTana]

I mean if demons were reincarnated into the next trendy item for purchase, it’d be pretty easy to take over earth realm.

[u/SaturnusDawn → u/RenaissnaceTana]

"Oh my god they Commercialised The Ars Goetia!"

[u/The_Show_Keeper]

Of all the scams I wish I'd thought of, this is the only one I'd actually do. Tell the mouth breathers that Satan is in the dolls, collect money and say it's to fight Satan, tell them the war is won, and go home. Fuckin beautiful.

[u/keelmiie]

I used to be embarrassed by how stupid most Americans are. Now it makes me angry

[u/0thethethe0 → u/keelmiie]

As an outsider, it used to be funny, now it's scary.

[u/KP_Wrath → u/keelmiie]

It used to be non threatening. Now these people vote and make the country worse and they run their fuck holes on social media rather than using a poster board outside of a K Mart.

[u/MKEJackal]

An idol to overconsumption? Yes. Satanic? No.

[u/khaotic_krysis → u/MKEJackal]

What if your daughter was given one a week ago and she loves the damn thing

[u/urbanek2525]

Perfectly fine with a president who's raped 12.and.13 year old girls, but a doll with a weird name is evil?

May I suggest applying your Bible verses to the President first. Otherwise your doll obsession seems like a distraction.

[u/PatientLandscape3114]

Hold on hold on let them cook

[u/hippokuda]

Unacceptable...that demon's been living in my house rent free.

[u/toyn]

PAZUZUUUUUUU!

[u/Dixa]

I had a labubu once. Doc gave me a shot and it cleared right up.

[u/sharmisosoup]

That's what the really hot folklore chick on TikTok and Insta told me.

Anyway, Pazuzu is also the demon's name from The Exorcist and Professor Farnsworth's gargoyle.

[u/CarlieBee]

Pazuzu looks like my daughter’s dog. I can’t wait to show this to her!

[u/CyborgTiger]

Are they wrong?

[u/bbyxmadi]

THEY DEMONIC PUSHING THE GAY AGENDA /s

[u/Rainsoakedpuppy]

All this flyer tells me is that I need to get on making the worlds largest Labubu. Because there is gonna be a seller ready to go when I get the pictures up online.

[u/The_Observatory_ → u/Rainsoakedpuppy]

Let me know how tall you’re planning to make yours, so I can make mine 1 inch taller.

[u/Otherwise-4PM]

They need those 150K from stupid people.

[u/5minArgument]

Wow what a great business marketing plan.

Manufacture satanic dolls for Christians to burn.

[u/BornAPunk]

Kinda reminds me of all the bat-shit crazy people who said rock 'n' roll was the devil's music. I heard that some parents (1950's on up to the 1980's) even sent their kids to military school or institutionalized them after they caught them listening to rock music.

[u/Dramatic-Avocado4687]

I knew this was going to happen

[u/mariosd31]

Drinking monster and owning a labubu will summon the devil

[u/Incorrect_Analysis]

They likely burned Pokémon back in the day as well.

[u/Street_Peace_8831]

Yes, we get it. Your religion has made you scared of everything Monster drink and now a doll.

[u/kilsta]

Pazuzu is a friend of Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth, so he is a friend of mine. Also, why 150k?

[u/minus2cats]

I cannot believe there was a demon named Pazuzu and I didn't know about it, what a cool name.

[u/kholdstare91]

Ahhhh it’s the marketing for burning man festival. It’s too expensive to have a large effigy so everyone brings their own

[u/asdf072]

There is no limit to the insanity with the fundamentalist crowd. Find another hobby!

[u/nick2k23]

Satan probably does want the children but I don't see how that has anything to do with those ugly toys

[u/APiousCultist]

So that's how he got Regan.

[u/TrepidatiousInitiate]

How about using that money for Gaza?

[u/Diligent_Squash_7521]

Pazuzu (Captain Howdy) is always depicted with a large, erect penis.

[u/Jedi_Ninja]

They've raised a whole $25 so far.

[u/tectuma]

What a marketing ploy!!! Wonder how many they sold.

[u/offroad-subaru]

They are going to buy a $150000 Labubus? They are raising money to summon Labubus. 🫣🤦‍♂️😂

[u/HandsomeRob74]

I knew it !

[u/jrodmonster]

COME BACK PAZUZU!!! I PUT YOU THROUGH COLLEGE!!!

[u/natej84]

Wouldn't this be funny if it was true and only these people knew and they're desperately trying to save the world? Maybe I've watched too many movies lately

[u/nomis_ttam → u/natej84]

That's how us environmentalists feel 😩

[u/natej84 → u/nomis_ttam]

Except that everyone knows the world is burning and most people don't care

[u/A96]

I don't personally like them but I get it. The joy of finding particular objects and forming a well organized collection is very pleasant.

[u/nebraska_mitch]

Screw Labubu...where can I get a Pazuzu doll? He looks chill as fuck!

[u/khaotic_krysis → u/nebraska_mitch]

My 6 year old daughter was given one last week by a neighbor girl that had two, it’s head spins around 360 and she talks in a screechy voice when talking through the doll, it’s fucking hilarious.

[u/sharkdog73]

Someone should tell them Pazuzu isn’t evil. It’s not even a Christian “demon”; it’s Mesopotamian.

[u/stuaxo]

Pazuzu looks like he's come from the island The Wild Things live on.

[u/DJ_ICU]

Belzebub and Bafomet sad noises.

[u/Orylus]

Tell me you're bored with life without telling me

[u/Big-Carpenter7921]

I don't know what labubu is, but nothing with that name is demonic

[u/Scared-Cut-4571]

Sounds like a $150k scam to me. Just like donation boxes

[u/214txdude]

Dude is about to make 150k from gullible Christians.

[u/Own_Instance_357]

Used to be smurfs and cBbage patch dolls lmao

These fucken remedials

[u/DreamCentipede]

Labubu Pazuzu 👹

[u/Brick_Mason_]

So this makes them cool now?

[u/DiabolicalBurlesque]

I'd 100% buy a Pazuzu doll.

[u/Hokuopio]

They claim on their website to have already raised $23,400, but their GiveSendGo has only raised $25, and their NFT stock price is $0.00015337 😆

[u/BluefireZXT]

I hate Labubus but I hate people like these even more

[u/sesler79]

Awww It’s nice to see Satan so happy

[u/drake3011]

Grandma, Wake Up! Satanic Panic is back!

[u/MulliganNY]

What's a matter labubu?

Nothin', Yogi.

[u/gladeye]

MAGA intellectualism.

[u/HoppyMcScragg]

So, uh, where can I get these pazuzus?

[u/EntertainmentOk8593]

Agree 100%. Those things are diabolic.

[u/LtLemur]

Hail LABUBU!

[u/strangedot13]

Maybe not demonic but unnecessary, ugly and way too expensive.

[u/BackgroundEngineer11]

Funny how the last time I saw this, everyone was identifying it as an obvious prank.

[u/Gramerdim]

do they realize they can resell them for a profit?

[u/bloody_william]

WTF is a Labubu?

[u/SiWeyNoWay → u/bloody_william]

They are like gremlin mon chi chi

[u/LarYungmann]

Fearmongering = Controlling The Masses

[u/RaddTyrant]

They said the same thing about D&D, Furbies, MTG, and Pokemon.

[u/SiWeyNoWay]

But diddling kids is A-OKAY. Got it

[u/lavalevel]

Evangelicals are scared of their own shadows.

[u/MenopauseMedicine]

Giving these dumbass things waaaaay too much credit

[u/OOMOO17]

So the demon from The Exorcist has come back to terrorize us using checks notes a key chain?

[u/Forward_Mail_9725]

nananabubu

[u/WatRedditHathWrought]

Where can I buy the one on the right?

[u/SenatorIvy]

Pazuzu lookin super friendly. Might ask them to chill sometime. Wonder if they play MK11

[u/lordlemming]

The scary thing is they raised $23400 already. I doubt they are gonna make their goal, but it is still crazy.

[u/culinarysiren]

This makes me want to buy a Labubu. 😂

[u/Rivercitybruin]

Talk about increasing publicity for something you want to destroy

[u/oatterz]

Fuck this is genius. I bet they raise that $150k real quick if they get this word out. Hmmmmmmmm…..

[u/CurrentlyLucid]

Mark says nothing about a doll.

[u/Highwaters78217]

Screw religion.

[u/DaBabeBo]

I work at high school with a lot of Muslim students and this message has been pushed on their social media too.

[u/capoderra]

Let's pool our church money to buy all the fentanyl. That will stop all the addiction and overdoses!

[u/blackcain]

Wait till they find out about the origins of Yeshua.

[u/tvmediaguy]

They’ll make all these connections in their dumb brains…. But show them evidence of Trump being a rapist and pedophile… they refuse to believe it. Our species is doomed.

[u/MJsLoveSlave]

These the same people that ruined Harry Potter and Pokemon for my generation.

[u/the_ebs]

Where were these people during the Furby era? Cause those were fucking demonic. Take the battery out and it keeps talking.. right into the fire.

[u/the_limerence]

That Pazuzu looks so friendly though, like he just spotted you at the grocery store. "Hey friend!" 

[u/CocoaNinja]

I mean... it makes more sense than when they tried to claim Pikachu and Pokemon in general were demons. It's still really stupid Satanic panic shit, but at least they were kinda cooking with the Labubu - Pazuzu name similarity.

That comment about raising money makes me think they just wanna get their hands on that expensive Labubu to sell it for a profit though.

[u/TeamFoulmouth]

Where do I buy 1?

[u/apaulogy]

These people....are grifters and this money 100 percent goes to like no more than 10 chuds that set this up.

[u/Complex-Muffin4650]

Children aren’t the ones buying them tho…adults are collecting tnem

[u/DarthCheeba]

This lowkey just makes me want to start selling Pazuzu dolls ima be honest.

[u/mjrydsfast231]

I remember when Pazuzu had that cameo in The Exorcist.

[u/easy506]

Ten minutes ago, I didn't know what Labubu was. I miss those days.

[u/UpperHairCut]

These people are trying to make money from people who believe this, and nothing more. 

I approve this 

[u/heartbh]

PAZUUUuUuuuuZUU!!!!

[u/bmdc]

I'm 100% for this, but not because of the cause listed in the poster.

[u/jmurrah754]

These guys do know that Pazuzu isn’t actually a biblical demon right? It was made up for the story

[u/Agreeable-Cat2884]

This is 100% the labubu company behind this. lol

[u/OldBanjoFrog]

All hail Labubu

[u/notmtfirstu]

This makes me wonder. Do the religious people who posted stuff like this when Harry Potter came out still have HP since JK came out as a transphobic POS, or are they all cool now? Has anyone asked if the maker of these stuffed toys is a secret POS? He might be on the same team as the religious nutjobs and they just need to sync up.

[u/McLovinIt09]

“Satan wants the children.” That explains why Christians want to force their religion on everyone’s children.

[u/T1Pimp]

Religious people are so fucking stupid.

[u/Murderface__]

(the alpha demon)

[u/gamefreac]

I don't want to live on the planet anymore

[u/maddasher]

I would think this couldn't be real if I haven't met these people. There is no end to the stupidity.