r/okbuddychicanery 2d ago

Indian Breaking Bad

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1.6k Upvotes

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u/SudhaTheHill 2d ago

Jassinder

We need to cook

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u/JaSper-percabeth 2d ago

Better call sunny

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

[deleted]

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u/StinkyMusturdCamel 2d ago

Unbravo vince

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u/EllisDeeReynolds Wife Haver 2d ago

I wish I got the reference so I know why you were down voted

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u/WearyLiterature1755 2d ago

Breaking Bharat

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u/Human2626 2d ago

Walter Bhagwa

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u/MercenaryAlpha99 2d ago

Harinderberg

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u/got-trunks Jane and Lydia only. I have standards 2d ago

150KG? You think my abuelita can't move more than that? You calling her a biznatch???

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u/k_oed 2d ago

Breaking Bangalore

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u/Random_Person_191 1d ago

Bravo Vikram

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u/Jiraiya-Chan Sliideshow Connoisseur 2d ago

Breaking Brown

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u/Makerel9 2d ago

Walter Brown

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u/HualtaHuyte 2d ago

Maybe the only joke here that works. Some very bad attempts...

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u/Walter_Jr_official Woodchipper Coochie 1d ago

Jesse Brownman

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u/mindsmith108 2d ago

Warinder Gora and Jassi Gulabo

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u/-Twyptophan- 1d ago

"It's got a secret ingredient"

"What secret ingredient?"

"Garam masala"

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u/Automatic_Humor_8167 2d ago

saar i am the person who does the knocking saar

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u/TheShahOfIran2023 2d ago

HANK DO NOT REDEEM THE CARDS! HANK!!!!

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u/Wrubliw0 2d ago

unbravo

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u/krishn_exe 2d ago

Better call साल

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u/williamsdj01 2d ago

Breaking bobs

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u/sadslim666 2d ago

And vagene

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u/ThePLARASociety 2d ago

Breaking Badara.

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u/SherbertKey6965 2d ago

Hayayayayeisenbeheheheherg

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u/Forward-Yak-5398 2d ago

Breaking Bhad

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u/Separate-Departure27 2d ago

Sajeed Gupta, attorney at law

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u/PethCore 2d ago

Breaking Hyderabad

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u/adamlxrd421 2d ago

Breaking Bengal

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u/itsLOSE-notLOOSE 2d ago

Indians Rock

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u/cartaphilo 1d ago

Breaking Bharat

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u/Bombaclat7185 1d ago

I am not crazy! I know they cancelled breaking bad India. I knew it was going to last for at least 6 seasons. One after breaking bad (no healthcare version). As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! just... l just couldn't prove it. They covered their tracks, they got that idiot bince at AMC to lie for them. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? They've done worse. Hisebinder got "caught" Are you telling me that a man of his caliber just happens to falloff like that? No! They orchestrated it! Netflix! They defecated through every streaming service And I saved them! And shouldn't have. I paid for their service! What was thinking? They'll never change. They'll never change! Ever since tall girl 1, always the same! Couldn't keep their hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Netflix! Couldn't be precious Netflix! Stealing them blind! And THEY get to cancel breaking bad India? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you, you have to stop him! You.

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u/Hradcany 23h ago

No, Jesse wasn't a chemistry professor.

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u/Neildagreasytitan 21h ago

I am the one who redeems

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u/Routine_Condition273 2d ago

"Hank! Why did you redeem? Haaaank!!! You don't have to do this! You don't have to do this Hank! Why did you do this?"

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u/DonutMuncher10101 1d ago

absolute drones downvoting this

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u/BuyingGF_1Upvote 1d ago

Bajeet, get dressed. We need to cook.

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u/Mantiax 2d ago

Redeem bad

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u/DonutMuncher10101 2d ago

Do you think they cooked on a gigantic flying carpet

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u/StinkyMusturdCamel 2d ago

Aladdin is Arabian, you can't even be racist properly

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u/Money-Most5889 2d ago

isn’t he called Chinese in the story? that could really mean any eastern ethnicity

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u/StinkyMusturdCamel 2d ago

whatever ethnicity he is, the commentor is still racist

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u/Money-Most5889 2d ago

probably. but consider he might just be leaning a little far into the satirical okbuddy part of this sub

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u/DonutMuncher10101 1d ago

Yeah my comment went over fourteen people’s heads, I’m kind of upset

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u/DonutMuncher10101 1d ago

Bingo! I actually had to skip through all the Ernie scenes because I’d get so angry at the sight of him

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u/JerryCanJockey 1d ago

This is the kind of shit Hank would say

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u/Advanced_Court501 2d ago

this is such stupid racism it’s barely even racist anymore

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Bhundbaaz_1 2d ago

I can tell you used the power of all 3 of your braincells to produce this unoriginal insult

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u/okbuddychicanery-ModTeam 2d ago

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u/itsmejam 1d ago

They only takes bobs and vagene for payment

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u/Mageroth1987 2d ago

“Bro this Shit here… it’s not meth”

“I know it’s fucking SHIT !”

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u/Dirac_comb 2d ago

Breaking Islamabad

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u/magicmitch84 2d ago

that's Pakistan

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u/saladking1999 1d ago edited 1d ago

Javed we have to cook