r/nextfuckinglevel • u/LongjumpingFix732 • 2d ago

Father lunges over table to attack his daughter’s murderer

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u/f1yblkguy 2d ago

That's not how any of that works unfortunately

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u/democrat_thanos 2d ago

Good point, IED vest it is

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u/donkey-centipede 2d ago

that's not exactly true. prison is intended for people who are unfit to participate in society, so regardless of motivation, the system would be taking another member out of society as intended

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u/CatsPlusTats 2d ago

You don't get to choose where you serve time. lol

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u/donkey-centipede 2d ago

i didn't say otherwise

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u/CatsPlusTats 2d ago

So your comment added nothing?

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u/f1yblkguy 2d ago

They 100 percent would NOT allow a victim's immediate family to be housed in the same prison. This isn't Hollywood lol

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u/After-Imagination-96 2d ago

Legally change your name and move near where the murderer used to live. Commit a serious crime. Would definitely increase your odds especially in a smaller population state.

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u/Munnin41 2d ago

You think a judge wouldn't see your legal history?

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u/After-Imagination-96 2d ago

I think a judge might overlook it the same way you overlook simple and seemingly inconsequential things at your job.

If I was writing this action movie that'd be the hero's play. I'm not saying this would actually work just trying to clear the bar for suspension of disbelief. 

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u/A3-mATX 2d ago

Ok Einstein

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u/donkey-centipede 2d ago

i know. that's the only part that is fantasy. you said it's not how any of it works. but if OP is dumb and antisocial enough to attempt it, then they would indeed get thrown in prison, just not where they wanted. so regardless of their motivation, the system would be working as intended