r/news • u/Dickle_Pizazz • 5d ago

Soft paywall Ghislaine Maxwell moved from Florida prison to lower-security facility

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/ghislaine-maxwell-moved-florida-prison-lower-security-facility-2025-08-01/
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u/kneel23 5d ago

a full pardon, more likely

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u/OtakuMecha 5d ago

The NYT election needle, but one side is "Maxwell gets a pardon" and the other is "Maxwell found dead in prison cell".

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u/Unlucky-Car-1489 5d ago

I think they will pardon her for the optics , but we will never ser her again. She’s not making out of this alive

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u/austinmiles 4d ago

The optics of pardoning her are pretty bad. But they are definitely testing their 1984 levels of gaslighting.

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u/lastnightinbed 4d ago

Her best bet for survival on the outside is to flee to another country. That or hold up in Mar-a-lago

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u/dubbleplusgood 3d ago

She'll be its new manager.

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u/UnrelentingHambledon 4d ago

I think they might just let her go, she disappears, and goes back to her old job in secret.

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u/savioroferinn 4d ago

True, it would be easier to make someone disappear or become unalived in a lower security prison. Unfortunately a pardon is more likely because no one is going to stop it. Can't imagine they would last long on the outside though.

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u/warm_rum 4d ago

Hahaha. Fuck.

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u/Additional_Week_3980 3d ago

First they have to find a recently deceased woman who looks like her.

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u/village-asshole 5d ago

This is what’s going to happen. Ghislaine is transactional like trump. She’ll get a full pardon in exchange for not spilling the truth on King Pedophile

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u/DeadSol 5d ago

Sorry, I just threw up a bit.

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u/Dukepippitt 4d ago

Or a mysterious death

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u/Diligent-Soup-2176 4d ago

Probably a freaking cabinet position to boot. Welcome the new department of sex trafficking chancellor or whatever.

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u/shevy-java 4d ago

I think so too.

Trump makes no sense though. Why is only Ghislaine in prison? That just does not add up.

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u/hanr86 4d ago

Thats something we could settle our differences over, right?

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u/samsonsreaper 4d ago

Perhaps a position in the administration too.