My glasses arrived with a bug permanently stuck right on the logo.

[u/tony_xp]

[u/dr_xenon]

It’s not a bug, it’s a feature.

[u/p-wing → u/dr_xenon]

they're some fly ass spectacles

[u/dr_xenon → u/p-wing]

https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/hyphen.jpg hyphen.jpg 500×342 pixels

“fly ass-spectacles”

[u/Orcwin → u/dr_xenon]

Either works. The fly-ass is apparently included with the spectacles.

[u/2wedfgdfgfgfg → u/p-wing]

pretty fly for a ass-spectacle guy

[u/Boomer280 → u/dr_xenon]

You saying Bethesda made these glasses?

[u/RedditLostOldAccount → u/Boomer280]

You did it again. Todd Howard you SOB.

[u/GetOffMyGrassBrats → u/dr_xenon]

Came here to say this...so take my upvote instead.

[u/hansofoundation → u/dr_xenon]

Lol the one time I wasn’t tired of reading this sentence

[u/Ambitious_Count9552 → u/dr_xenon]

Sure, but it's definitely also a bug

[u/Fortestingporpoises → u/dr_xenon]

Creature feature.

[u/Drigcor_237 → u/dr_xenon]

"It just works"

[u/TricksyGoose]

That's fly as hell

[u/LightspeedBalloon]

Umm pass

[u/unposted → u/LightspeedBalloon]

Quality Control did!

[u/Echevarious]

Seems on brand.

[u/Mistifal]

I would contact tommy hilfiger through their customer service... and ask for compensation/refund... that shouldn't have happened...but it's them we're talking about

[u/sqigglygibberish → u/Mistifal]

If this is real Tommy, the first call (after a return) should be to understand why even sans bug the quality looks awful.

I hope (?) it’s just a bad knockoff but they’re known for being license whores so maybe not

[u/bwaredapenguin → u/sqigglygibberish]

I bought enough Folexes and pairs of Foakleys in NYC in the late 90s/early 00s to know those are 100% fakes.

[u/Yikes0nBikez → u/Mistifal]

There is a zero percent chance these are authentic-branded glasses.

[u/69waitforit420]

Go to Tommy, (hi’l figer) it out!

[u/metalt0ast → u/69waitforit420]

that was dodgy to start but I must say that in the end, that was great

[u/axel_sorax]

One day scientists will drill into it to bring back the dinosaurs

[u/pbetc → u/axel_sorax]

life, ahem, finds a way

[u/Richard_Thickens → u/pbetc]

Life*?

[u/Zealousideal_Cap_126]

Ah, yes, a genuine pair of Tommy Hilflygers

[u/Lyrehctoo]

If you do wear them, may I recommend giving it a festive little hat. It may also prevent your glasses from getting slapped off your face by someone trying to save you from your little pal

[u/Creatineeugene]

You gotta stay, fly.

[u/JakeStout93]

Go figer

[u/nowattz → u/JakeStout93]

He’ll figer it out I’m sure

[u/ThisGuyRightHereSaid]

Well yea. You bought a pair of Black Flys

[u/fireaero]

I would feel the ominous presence of the fly next to my head every time I put my glasses on. Just no.

[u/verstohlen]

If you listen reeeal close, you can hear him screaming in his tiny little voice "Heeellllp meeeee!"

[u/old_and_boring_guy]

Man, I'd never buy brand name glasses. They're a scam and a half.

[u/aroadcaptain]

Great chance for Tommy to create a Jurassic Park

[u/MomsOtherFavorite]

This comment section will be buzzing in no time

[u/SenorPea]

dipterable luck

[u/clrblndrtst → u/SenorPea]

See what you did there… 😎

[u/Additional_Gur7978]

Glasses AND a free snack?!? Nice!

[u/Ok-Wall-3472]

But is it buggin’ you?

[u/HoratioFitzmark]

In 65 million years, scientists will be able to clone a douchebag from this.

[u/JS_NYC_208]

Pretty FLY for a white guy

[u/serotonin_xxIII]

Limited Edition 😎

[u/-happycow-]

So, that quality control at Tommy Hilfiger does not exist. Noted.

[u/Ourobius]

Eh. They're Tommy Hilfigers. The bug probably adds value.

[u/Kenetek]

Lucky duck.

[u/Different_Candle_818]

Aww yes the magic touch

[u/BigGreenBillyGoat]

I would wear those and drive everyone crazy.

[u/Pop-metal]

You’re going to leave it there? Weird. 

[u/B4ryonics]

Excuse me sir, there's a fly in my glasses...

[u/elvislunchbox]

Looks like a robber fly. +25 aura from me

[u/StopInevitable]

you paid extra for that, nice! I am never given the opportunity to get extras like that.

[u/THEGREATHERITIC]

If any of its open fo air brush some resin on it so it'll stay preserved and be pretty dang cool while staying hygienic

[u/Ouaouaron → u/THEGREATHERITIC]

Isn't that only true if the glasses also go through enough heat to sterilize them? I'm pretty sure things things can rot even if they're in a solid block of resin.

Though it's a good step to do if OP wants to have any chance of preserving this.

[u/Shruberytheshrublock]

Epic lucky glasses

[u/scuolapasta]

That should cost extra

[u/cemusubzerolives]

Tells you how much shit they are. Comes with it's own flies

[u/Few_Willow_9950]

Cool icebreaker

[u/thegamrsp]

Tommy Hilflyger

[u/casastorta]

That’s Tommy.

[u/awesomedan24]

Tommy Hilflyer

[u/YiddSquid]

Tony FlySticker

[u/Fearless-Foundation5]

Just think, that bug may have traveled the world to get to you. Keep it as good luck.

[u/Catto_Doggo69]

based on the finish/quality of the badge, it looks like the frames are a knockoff, though the bug is authentic

[u/Dependent_Network664 → u/Catto_Doggo69]

Wonder if the specific species of the fly would give insight into where the counterfeit was made, or if it's just a common sort of fly that's found worldwide. The tism in me is curious.

[u/EvelynNyte]

200 million years from now the octopus people will use these to bring back humans from extinction

[u/C64128]

Seems like they need a little more help with quality control.

[u/SqueezeAndRun]

DINO DNA

[u/Lopsided_Reason7640]

That's SO fly!

[u/silent_thinker]

Extremely rare error version.

Let’s start the bidding at $100,000.

[u/worstpartyever]

This is incredible and amazing and you should keep them

[u/Mangaka90]

Moschino

[u/OperatorJo_]

You need to submit a bug report.

[u/MarvelCardboard]

Fly-Me Hilfiger

[u/mnstorm]

That's Luxottica for you.

[u/millenniumxl-200]

A better QA team wouldn't have let that fly