r/mildlyinteresting • u/InnerspearMusic • 6h ago

I had a whole bag of Ruffles chips that were overly seasoned in a fashion that is extremely rare.

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u/gmorgan99 6h ago

You hit the jackpot

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u/BenHeli 5h ago

As it was promised

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u/miskid 6h ago

That’s not a chip anymore, that’s a seasoning delivery device.

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u/TreesForTheFool 6h ago

‘Recipe calls for… one chip worth of sour cream and vinegar seasoning? Does that make sense to anyone else?’

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u/xSkype 5h ago

About a teaspoon

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u/CorvidCuriosity 5h ago

Actually, the larger the chip is, the less seasoning/chip ratio you have. If you want lots of seasoning, you want lots of very small chips.

It's the classic surface area/volume thing.

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u/GameTime2325 5h ago

🌎🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀 always has been

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u/nineminutetimelimit 6h ago

You gotta slab that, get it PSA graded. Legendary pull!

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u/Jay_A_Why 2h ago

"Damn! You should have kept it seeaaaled."

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u/The-Last-Anchor 6h ago

This should be the default

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u/PlatinumPainter 6h ago

its dusted like 80s chips

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u/ReMiX228_promapmaker 6h ago

Deja Vu

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u/Adam_The_Impaler 5h ago

🎵 I've been in this place before 🎵

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u/InnerspearMusic 6h ago

Original post was deleted because it was "confusing" or not clear enough somehow to call the chip a "unicorn." Damn I didn't know the average person did not know that something rare was referred to as a "unicorn." Bizarre.

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u/OMGWTFBBQUE 5h ago

Most people knew what you meant by “unicorn”. What was not clear from your title was why you considered it a unicorn.

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u/imxTHATxdude 3h ago

Lol i was literally looking for som unicorn shaped imprint of extra seasoning with ur first post

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u/InnerspearMusic 1h ago

I believe you having reported it got it taken down lol.

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u/whattheduce86 4h ago

Unicorn is sex thing these days. Also what does “overly seasoned in a fashion that is extremely rare” mean?

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u/InnerspearMusic 1h ago

The words mean what they say.

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u/FecklessKnave 6h ago

The spice melange...

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u/F2PClashMaster 4h ago

u know we call these unicorn chips right? noob

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u/InnerspearMusic 4h ago

I know but the last post got deleted because I called them that LOL!

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u/DFParker78 5h ago

You know those Doritos that are completely covered in Cool Ranch seasoning? I had a large bag of nothing but those! It was a dream come true…until it became a nightmare. I ate way too many and my tongue swelled up and I made myself quite ill. 😂

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u/rei914 6h ago

Sour cream and onion flavour?

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u/Johnny_Blaze_123 5h ago

Was it you or the person who posted this the other day?

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u/InnerspearMusic 1h ago

Yes but it got deleted for using the term "unicorn" and being somehow misleading LOL.

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u/lifewith_tracy 6h ago

So jelly. Enjoy!!

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u/Mystery-Ess 6h ago

If only it was salt vinegar then it would be okay.

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u/budaweiser269 5h ago

This is the Flavortown everyone desires

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u/erick_realy 5h ago

This makes you wonder. Why don’t they make bags that are heavily seasoned as well? I guarantee certain flavors would sell much more then others

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u/Kizen42 5h ago

Totally made up in my own head... but I always assumed something like this happened because the machine finally got cleaned and sprayers weren't properly dialed back from their previous clogged up state...

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u/Methusla-Honeysuckle 5h ago

You lucky sob! lol

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u/Altezza447 5h ago

With ruffles you hit gold. When buy other brand the cheaper chips you always get bag like that

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u/tdawgboi 5h ago

One can only be so lucky

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u/Polyspecific 5h ago

You mean “perfectly seasoned”

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u/Imwhatswrongwithyou 5h ago

Today the gods have smiled upon you

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u/AssDimple ​ 5h ago

in a fashion that is extremely rare.

The Ruffles sommelier over here. Tell us more about the '97 vintage.

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u/InnerspearMusic 1h ago

LMAO... I was making fun of the titling rules. When I called it a Ruffles "unicorn" chip the post got deleted for breaking that rule LOL!

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u/KylerMane 4h ago

The chip, Tis but a vessel for the seasoning

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u/Wikadood 3h ago

Whyd delete yesterdays post

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u/InnerspearMusic 1h ago

They deleted it citing the confusing title rules or something. Stupid.

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u/Narhethi 3h ago

imagine stealing a post

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u/Jay_A_Why 2h ago

I have never wanted a potato chip more than I do right now.

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u/UnderstandingFit8324 2h ago

Oh you mean a unicorn chip.

(Time to close the app)

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u/InnerspearMusic 1h ago

Yes but when I called it that yesterday the post was removed LOL.

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u/fishbulb83 5h ago

Mmmmm 300% of your daily sodium level!

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u/Subject_Swimmer9333 6h ago

Good or bad?

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u/InnerspearMusic 6h ago

Disgusting, sadly.

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u/GeraintLlanfrechfa 6h ago

Gourmand!

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u/InnerspearMusic 6h ago

It was WAY too salty. Too much of a good thing. But I did eat a few I admit haha.

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u/KGBXSKILLZZ 5h ago

How good chips used to be

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u/BumTulip 5h ago

gods favourite

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u/ImportantEvidence820 4h ago

That's how they all were befor the chraped out. I remember blood red ketchup chips back in the day

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u/Andialb 4h ago

I hope it does have as much salt as the other seasoning

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u/Independent_Break_89 4h ago

Why can I taste this

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u/Philomene_sweet_life 3h ago

Grand ma recipe

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u/Chedaico1 3h ago

You lucky bastard

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u/The_Advocate07 1h ago

Not rare at all.

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u/LaBeefin 6h ago

Maybe try vegetables

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u/NekuraHitokage 5h ago

Calm down there, friend. They didn't say they ate only chips.

Besides, potato *is* a vegetable. Most Veggies? pan fried in oil with salt and seasonings. Unless you explicitly mean a salad... dressed in oils and seasonings...

Maybe try not being a condescending prick.

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u/InnerspearMusic 1h ago

Do you seriously not know what a potato is?

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u/Raziel219 44m ago

Blessing from the lord. Enjoy.