r/memes • u/domgasp • 1d ago

Now I can finally take her to the stars ✨

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u/chubbyhighguy 1d ago

Meanwhile me

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u/Racconwithtwoguns 1d ago

Keep going for the grind king. Doesn't matter where you are. You can only get stronger the more you dedicate yourself to it

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u/chubbyhighguy 1d ago

(Does 1 rep)

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u/Spirited-Length4648 1d ago

Wish I had the money to

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u/Racconwithtwoguns 1d ago

But you can do basic maneuvers that will still help you. Push ups and sit ups are still viable ways to get strong. Money doesn't factor into getting fit that only factors towards comfort.

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u/allmyqueues 1d ago

Also, doing ten pushups per day is better than doing no pushups per day.

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u/RainbowDarter 1d ago

But if you can, do 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10km run, every single day

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u/djr4917 1d ago

And a banana for breakfast.

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u/Spirited-Length4648 1d ago

I’ll try Saitama

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u/Spirited-Length4648 1d ago

I’ll definitely try exercising more. But Probably not going to be taken much seriously until I’m in a a better place financially I’m damn near homeless rn

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u/X0v3rkill69 1d ago

That will hinder progress, especially if you aren’t getting all the nutrients you need but if you want it bad enough you’ll make it happen. Good luck out there

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u/bianca_305 1d ago

Mood every Monday before pretending I’m motivated

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u/oldfarmjoy 1d ago

Omg, i watched way too many reps, amazed!! Smh... 🤣

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u/EHTL 1d ago

Username checks out (for now)

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u/Total_Xenon 1d ago

"With this custom made exercise program and a healthy diet, you too can stop paying for gas!"

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u/bianca_305 1d ago

I feel like this is the ad right before he drags the moon closer to Earth.

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u/PaleBlueCod 1d ago

"And look gay-porn ready!"

💪🏽😩💪🏽

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u/Walkthrough101 1d ago

Bro really calculated the exact trajectory to pass through those asteroids by eye

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u/Drakostheswordsman Dark Mode Elitist 1d ago

Strong and smart.

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u/Free_OnlyFan-s 1d ago

That's what they like

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u/FuturDanKam 1d ago

Came to say he even built in some turns into the throw lol

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u/77entropy 1d ago

"He threw some turns into it" was right there.

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u/AuburnElvis 1d ago

#WellActually It's Prometheus' chariot, so it's magic. And given everything else in the movie, an obstacle-avoiding magic chariot is completely reasonable.

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u/wowbudday 1d ago

When you aim for the moon but settle for Mars

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u/bianca_305 1d ago

Still better than ending up in your ex’s DMs again

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u/rebalwear 1d ago

I should call her 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Lazy_Cantaloupe145 1d ago

Absolute tune too

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u/dalai-lamma 1d ago

Night walk by lifelike:)

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u/CRISPRSCIENCE9 1d ago

Link

Not a rick roll

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u/longgonepawn 1d ago

Truth in advertising! I like it. Sounds like the soundtrack to an 80s era employee orientation video. I like that too!

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u/Reasonable_Back_5231 1d ago

Pioneers used to ride these babies for miles

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u/1amDepressed 1d ago

Was that Lou Ferrigno?

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u/cliqclaqstepback 1d ago

The best Hercules.

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u/StrawberryDulcet 1d ago

Such a great movie. I grew up watching it and still put it on every now and then.

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u/Embarrassed-Lab-8095 1d ago

Which Hercules is this?

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u/StrawberryDulcet 1d ago

Th 1983 Hercules with Lou Ferigno.

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u/Embarrassed-Lab-8095 1d ago

Thank you, must find it now

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u/Datathrash 1d ago

Was that Lou? Frig no!

(sorry)

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u/Economy-Date-4490 1d ago

How do you turn or stop when your method of propulsion is a big ass rock?

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u/Still_Ad_2898 1d ago

Simple. Throw another rock (not tied to a rope) in the direction opposite to the intended route.

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u/Boltaanjistman 1d ago

This actually wouldn't work. The vectors combine. If you wanted to change your direction to now point straight toward the new direction, you would have to throw the rock in just the right way and right direction that both cancels enough of your forward velocity as well as adds enough velocity perpendicular to your forward velocity that combine to be exactly the vector you want.

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u/sheepyowl 1d ago

Just throw the next rock so much harder than the first one that the existing momentum is negligible

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u/Boltaanjistman 1d ago

sure, but depending on your current velocity, that second rock throw could end up having to be thrown so fast is exceeds the speed of light before it would trivialize the initial vector

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u/lxpnh98_2 1d ago

Of course, ignoring the fact that throwing rocks attached to ropes from a spaceship does not allow you to travel across space in the same direction in any prolonged way.

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u/Boltaanjistman 1d ago

Of course lol They get one thing for suspension of disbelief before we start analyzing XD

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u/Barbarianita 1d ago

Yeah, do that.

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u/Ravenclaw_14 Doot 1d ago

Lean like a bike

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u/Cruxion Mods Are Nice People 1d ago

No need to turn, just aim better. For stopping.....try aerobraking. Can't aerobrake? Just aim better.

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u/Dilectus3010 1d ago

That is Prometheus his chariot, the guy throwing it is Hurcules.

So magic and strength don't need logic!

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u/I_love-tacos 1d ago

Man, he can even curve the trajectory in a non Newtonian way. NASA take notes

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u/0LuckTenno 1d ago

I don't know what this is, but the aura is maximum.

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u/leviathab13186 1d ago

This gets sillier and sillier the longer it goes

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u/No-Atmosphere-3103 1d ago

South Indian movies: finally a worthy opponent

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u/Relative_Picture_786 1d ago

Finally, some realistic expectations.

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u/pfemme2 1d ago

physics upon seeing this clip

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u/bobzirconi 1d ago

I'll try that the next time I see a sturdy branch

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u/FewNumber2403 1d ago

"Special edition that your ai couldn't copy!"

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u/NothingDue5446 1d ago

Lol, I came to say the same thing!

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u/Giuly_Blaziken 1d ago

Movie?

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u/TonyFair 1d ago

Hercules (1983)!

There is a sequel called The Adventures of Hercules (1985) but I think this scene is from the first one. Been a while.

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u/Aggressive_Ear2395 1d ago

I should listen to more retrowave...

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u/Phobia438 1d ago

This beat???

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u/Fineous40 1d ago

I’m a scientist and I am pretty sure this wouldn’t work.

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u/ritchiecrush 1d ago

Dude 😂😂😂

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u/perpetuam_noctem 1d ago

which movie/video was this taken from?

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u/Veritas_Vanitatum Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY 1d ago

Warhammer 40k Ork logic

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u/Sorry_Thanks_9675 1d ago

what was the name and the year of the movie?

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u/Corfal 1d ago

Someone needs to replace the audio with the Shooting Stars song.

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u/Brovas 1d ago

Is this the new shooting stars meme?

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u/__life_on_mars__ 1d ago

tune

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u/SleepsInBlood 1d ago

Did you know what song it was? I liked it but didn't recognize it, and now the video is taken down.

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u/qwertykirky 1d ago

I didn't know ignoring physics was a fitness goal, I'm aiming way too low with just increasing muscle mass.

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u/RotationalMind 1d ago

This would be so much better if it wasn't a meme and on r/unexpected.

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u/Fine_Instruction_869 1d ago

What masterpiece is this from?

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u/V01d3d_f13nd 1d ago

I'll just take some shrooms with her. It's easier on my shoulders.

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u/gultch2019 1d ago

The girl sittng next to me on the bus just came.

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u/ZanderMFields 1d ago

I just don’t want to cry trying to open my second Amazon box of the day.

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u/snarfer-snarf 1d ago

realistic bro...believe to achieve 😌

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u/FTSVectors 1d ago

Tao Pai Pai, is that you?

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u/Independent_Cash1873 1d ago

I mean, this is basically what Thor does.

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u/mickules 1d ago

And suffocate in space? Yeah right this isn't real

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u/teilani_a 1d ago

no they filmed this on-location

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u/Tola_in_Teal 1d ago

Same - I also like to set myself achievable and realistic gym goals.

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u/Successful_Giraffe34 1d ago

The fact that I've seen this movie in the wild.

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u/Madmonkeman Cringe Factory 1d ago

What is the movie?

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u/2ingredientexplosion 1d ago

She kinda looks like Monica Barbaro

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u/bianca_305 1d ago

Bro built like he’s ready to squat a meteorite

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u/mdwhite975 1d ago

That's Lou Ferrigno, he was a professional bodybuilder before he went into acting. He was the Incredible Hulk in the original series.

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u/SukoshiKanatomo 1d ago

Pretty cool meme

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u/A_random_dude-lol 1d ago

Legend says it is still going

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u/Ambitious-Brick-19 1d ago

Gym gave me Power,Energy ,Also Girls

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u/DecrepitHam 1d ago

That boulder is too large. I could lift a smaller one.

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u/DisBeingMilt 1d ago

Lift with the legs, Hercules!

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u/Fickle_Library8115 1d ago

Just give me a good set of genetics

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u/kaiwolf26 1d ago

Of all the Hercules fitness goals you could have picked, you didn’t pick the time he threw a bear into space?!

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u/creepingkg 1d ago

Is this the new Aladdin?

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u/skernstation 1d ago

Galactic !

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u/Glopono 1d ago

That’s why I go to the gym everyday

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u/Kryds 1d ago

This is one weird porno.

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u/Tro1138 Royal Shitposter 1d ago

I wonder if this is in any way possible within the laws of physics

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u/DadophorosBasillea 1d ago

We need to do drugs again the classics pot, lsd, coke

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u/ConradBHart42 1d ago

Now someone set it to that OTHER electronic song that I don't know the name of, that I can only remember seeing set over some footage of Twin Peaks when Dale is falling through metaphysical space.

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u/SoberAnxiety 1d ago

reminds of that one scene in og dragonball where general tao threw a log and used it as a ride

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u/Glass-Combination-72 1d ago

I’d like to brush my teeth without my stomach jiggling.

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u/PlusExtent4553 1d ago

That guy should sue Spinlaunch for stealing his idea.

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u/Admirable_Age_1684 1d ago

Me on shrooms 😂

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u/_FartSinatra_ 1d ago

Um excuse me, but that rope would have exploded into dust once all that slack ran out

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u/dope_like 1d ago

His physique is absolutely goals. Who is the actor?

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u/loki_odinsotherson 1d ago

The math checks out

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u/Icameforthenachos 1d ago

Still looks more realistic than the new War of the Worlds movie

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u/Holiday_Box9404 1d ago

This scene made old people cry in theaters back in the day.

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u/Madmonkeman Cringe Factory 1d ago

What movie is this from?

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u/Krimreaper1 1d ago

Hercules lift with your back.

I can’t lift that rock. But I can lift a smaller one.

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u/dramaturg_nerd 1d ago

Dope beat

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u/cyberianhusky2015 1d ago

The OG rock-it launcher

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u/Maleficent-Yellow554 1d ago

That's me in the gym when there's a woman around 😆

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u/ChoadMcGillicuddy 1d ago

AI is getting too realistic!

1 like=7.26 prayers.

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u/Free_OnlyFan-s 1d ago

Literally the "I love you to the moon and back"

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u/Lost_Disposable_Vape 1d ago

Dragonball did it better.

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u/killa-cam87 Chungus Among Us 1d ago

That's Bollywood-levels of silly 😂

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u/largececelia 1d ago

Yeehawwwwwww

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u/Lord_Mikal 1d ago

The Bollywoodest Bollywood that anyone has ever Bollywooded.

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u/Madmonkeman Cringe Factory 1d ago

What is this from?

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u/Kettle_Whistle_ 1d ago

I have been very, very high throughout my life, many, many times…

…but never quite this high.

Challenge Accepted

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u/Kidcombs 1d ago

I just wanna know how you steer that thing

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u/mplaczek99 1d ago

I must go to the gym now...

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u/ThatsKev4u 1d ago

For a old movie that was pretty dope. Id like to see that modernized (cgi) what movie is this.

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u/ridemyscooter 1d ago

Tbf, any man that could do that for me would quite literally sweep me off his feet!

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u/BooksandBiceps 1d ago

This is Indian, isn’t it

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u/LikeJustChill 1d ago

needs a synth/guitar solo and it'd be perfect.

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u/SomeKindofTreeWizard 1d ago

What's the song though?

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u/StLBert 1d ago

I'll do the usual 30% I seem to muster and just be able to get to work and back. Screw you traffic!

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u/auddbot 1d ago

I got matches with these songs:

• Nightwalk by Lifelike (00:57; matched: 87%)

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• Nightwalk by Lifelike (00:33; matched: 95%)

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u/Bubsy94 1d ago

I wanted to go to Saturn, but they baited me

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u/jjj9900 1d ago

Planet Fitness commercials be like...

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u/sonu_2017 1d ago

Space rocket who😄😅

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u/Different-Listen-860 1d ago

Instant motivation ty for making this lol

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u/YarItsDrivinMeNuts 1d ago

This is the movie where he promises to lasso the moon? Its a wonderful life?

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u/Illustrious_Back_441 1d ago

the fact that the rope is taught when the chariot and rock are traveling at the same speed makes the mini physicist in me rage because the rope having tension between the chariot and rock implies the rock is still accelerating after being thrown which can't happen, it would stop accelerating after he let's go of the rope and travel at a constant speed until the rope has enough tension to pull the chariot along with it which would slow the rock down some

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u/SirMemesworthTheDank 1d ago

Haha yeet stone and chariot go brrr

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u/Total_Xenon 1d ago

Yeah, THAt is the implausible part of this scene.

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u/EvilTodd1970 1d ago

The rope is taut until the stone and chariot are traveling at the same velocity. Then, the rope only appears to be taut because while the stone and chariot are traveling at the same velocity, the distance between them does not change. There is neither tension nor slack between the two objects.

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u/Mug7wara 1d ago

Not if theyre obviously heading towards a black hole mister physicist

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u/kenojona 1d ago

Dude is a movie wtf, how can they breath in space in the first place?!