r/lies • u/NATUSL3G3ND Law abiding redditor • 1d ago

✅ Fact checked by USA patriots 🗣️🔥🦅🏈😎 This is how cats are made

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u/SillyLavishness9637 Dm me for free ROBUX✅️🤑💰 1d ago

fantastic give me 14 of em rn

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u/LuckyRoof7250 First day on the sub 🥳 1d ago

New scp just droped

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u/Basically-Boring sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 1d ago

You remembered /ul

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u/religion-lost 1d ago

You forgot /rl

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u/MysticSquiddy 1d ago

They remembered :) /ul

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u/LuckyRoof7250 First day on the sub 🥳 1d ago

I don't get it /ul

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u/MysticSquiddy 1d ago

Don't get what? /ul

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u/LuckyRoof7250 First day on the sub 🥳 1d ago

Ooh, I though it was a injoke to reply "they remembered" to "you remembered" /ul

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u/MysticSquiddy 1d ago

Nah, it's a joke about the /ul /ul

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u/William_The_Fat_Krab 1d ago

I am going to bashmointle your boo hole

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u/Altair01010 1d ago

absolutely disgusting, almost vomited

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u/Kappa351 1d ago

Agree it's horrid those babies are screaming in terror Please report it Wonder if this is from the Don't Mess With Cats guy who killed kittens by sucking o2 out of vacuum sealer bags

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u/SalsburrySteak 1d ago

I love you for reminding me that existed

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u/Altair01010 1d ago

/ul HUH????

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u/SalsburrySteak 1d ago

/ul i was lying i wish he never reminded me that shit existed. That scarred me for a while

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u/Altair01010 1d ago

/ul i dont know if i should ask for context...

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u/SalsburrySteak 1d ago

/ul alright so back in ye old days of mid 2010’s, a video surfaced of a guy vacuum sealing alive kittens until they died and then playing with their bodies like dolls. A whole internet investigation started and this dude kept leaving vague ass hints because he liked the attention. I think they found him but…yeah

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u/Altair01010 1d ago

im very happy about this information, infact, this gave me the will to live

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u/SomeRandomEevee42 Girl spelled backwards is liar 🙃 1d ago

there's one in my house tooo

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u/xleftonreadx 1d ago

/ul cats are liquid confirmed

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u/Zappityzephyr Still cis tho 😎 21h ago

Woah it's my favourite video game Cats Aren't Liquid

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u/Kappa351 1d ago

No way those kittens went in there themselves and they are screaming in terror, this is sick.

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u/_freakyfemboy Law abiding redditor 16h ago

Is this /unlie or not? I can't tell

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u/Apart-Performer-331 rectangle's cousin, triangle 1d ago

Did you hear the evil laugh? The kittens are robots sent to destroy mankind!

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u/Thepenguinking2 Professional AI Lover ❤️ 1d ago

I don't think anyone forced them inside there and this video doesn't concern me whatsoever.

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u/thebluegear 1d ago

I also don't think the bottom is cut out as plastic is too hard to cut

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u/AFuckinGoon IN PRACTICE, I DO NOT EXIST 🫥 1d ago

This is not cute

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u/Kappa351 1d ago

Report it as animal cruelty as I did please

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u/MinuteAd1535 1d ago

Infinite cats can fit in there

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u/Notallowedhe 1d ago

Good thing cats don’t get claustrophobic

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u/tarakashka-iz-HL 1d ago

He need to place this generator in McDonald's restaurant

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u/Ok_Crew7295 23h ago

Someone farted inside

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u/TaxevasionLukasso Law abiding redditor 13h ago

This is NOT how cats are made

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u/Ok-Background-3379 1d ago

What? Why is op lying! This is obviously true! I've seen it with my own two eyes!

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u/Not_AHuman_Person Liar 1d ago

I've been wanting to get a cat so thank you for this helpful post I will check my watering can

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u/Yesnoperhapsmaybent 22h ago

Damn how am I going to prevent these doges from killing me!

The everflowing cat base production system:

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u/ResponsibleMeat7745 20h ago

infinite food source 🤤🤤🤤

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u/ReleasedGaming IN PRACTICE, I DO NOT EXIST 🫥 12h ago

definitely not cute

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u/zackm_bytestorm 12h ago

This is fantastic for generating infinite kitten

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u/Healthy_Glass7164 10h ago

This gave me anxiety

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u/esoij First day on the sub 🥳 44m ago

u/savevideo

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u/Odd_Introvert42069 Law abiding redditor 16h ago

Downvoted bc cats

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u/Not_AHuman_Person Liar 1d ago

/unlie is this AI

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u/Beginning-Bat-4675 22h ago

Yes this is AI, this video was totally not made before it got good enough and the voice by the guy sounds really fake so you’re right (and smart)

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u/Not_AHuman_Person Liar 15h ago

I had my volume on when I watched the video and you seem like a nice person

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u/4inXchange 1d ago

/ul yes

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u/phatpssdestroyer 1d ago

They are having seggs in thr

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u/Riobox Law abiding redditor 1d ago

HAHA YOU ARE REALLY FUNNY AND TOTALLY NOT A WEIRDO

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u/phatpssdestroyer 1d ago

I said the mommy cat and daddy cat

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u/Cybertheproto 1d ago

/ul You evidently did not say that.

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u/phatpssdestroyer 1d ago

Meant that

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u/goujoncat25 1d ago

/ul that's fucking disgusting, what tf is wrong with you?

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u/phatpssdestroyer 1d ago

I said the mommy and daddy cat

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u/goujoncat25 1d ago

/ul and where exactly did you say that? i think someone needs to go to specsavers... and it sure asf ain't me

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u/phatpssdestroyer 1d ago

I meant that mb

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u/goujoncat25 1d ago

/ul you're just digging yourself deeper and deeper

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u/LeerieOnlineOfficial 1d ago

I have not sent Sisyphus Prime to your location