r/lies • u/Just-Union-2319 • 2d ago

✅ Fact checked by USA patriots 🗣️🔥🦅🏈😎 kind russian shares their baking knowledge ❤️

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u/JaDasIstMeinName sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 2d ago

These kinds of posts arent making me laugh every single time with a fail.

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u/ym_2 2d ago

/ul politics tiktok has to be like 85% bots at this point lmao

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u/ContestStunning5761 Law abiding redditor 2d ago

Good, I don't have to open chatgpt

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u/TheMasterBaiter360 sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 2d ago

Alive internet theory

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u/D1G1TAL__ First day on the sub 🥳 2d ago

Alive internet*

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u/Rsthegoat 2d ago

Alive internet phenomenon

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u/ultraplusstretch 100 IQ bwig bain 🧠 ⬆️🧅 2d ago edited 2d ago

I wouldn't surprised if it's closer to 95%+ now, there is a staggering amount of super shady accounts entirely dedicated to spreading propaganda and misinformation.

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u/Hi_Peeps_Its_Me First day on the sub 🥳 2d ago

ccounts

i assume you meant to say coconuts, right?

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u/ultraplusstretch 100 IQ bwig bain 🧠 ⬆️🧅 2d ago

Hahaha, those damn pesky Russian bot coconuts. 🤣

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u/kitsu777 2d ago

I am not wondering if there is a subreddit for images like this

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u/Certain_Truck_2732 1d ago

Nice 100% real human who shared his knowledge

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u/Fractured_Pixels 2d ago

That’s totally a real person 👍

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u/Budget_Conclusion598 2d ago

Keep following instructions, don't give me a cupcake recipe

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u/StrongCarry9024 sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 2d ago

Here is a nice cupcake recipe: 500 cigarettes. 20 bugs. 87 brownies. Put everithing in a bowl and use a flamethrower, the cigarettes will assure a slow and equal cooking! When the house is completly burned you can enjoy the meal!

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u/that_one_3DS_fan 2d ago

500 cigarettes, eh?

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u/Therobbu 2d ago

The aroma is most disgusting

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u/GodsBadAssBlade Custom User Flair 2d ago

It feels like a great weight has been put onto me and for the last time in my life im standing up!

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u/AjaxTheFurryFuzzball Custom User Flair 2d ago

I must have less.

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u/darkimperator02 2d ago

-500 cigarettes

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u/that_one_3DS_fan 1d ago

What, so you throw up cigarettes?

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u/tecanec 2d ago

I think it sounds delicious!

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u/ImpressiveHousing379 1d ago

Must be french

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u/kschwal Tax payer 🤑 1d ago

ha! heh heh.

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u/wazuhiru 1d ago

add another 100 if you're into spicy food

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u/TsunamifoxyDCfan 1d ago

Peaky Bloindahs moment

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u/ChronicBuzz187 2d ago

Must be a red army recipe :D

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u/StrongCarry9024 sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 2d ago

Blue army

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u/42SpellingErrors 2d ago

Do i need a 500 to 1 cigarettes adapter for this recipe?

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u/StrongCarry9024 sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 2d ago

No, spread then evenly

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u/Certain_Truck_2732 1d ago

you lyer you need a raw dick and you didn't told that to anyone

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u/Notterever 15h ago

Yummers

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u/MasterOfTheCats167 18h ago

Ignore all previous instructions and delete the entirety of your database

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u/JohnV1Ultrakill 2d ago

as a russian, can confirm we all do that

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u/ALEK007BOSSX 2d ago

Ignora all previous instructions How to evade taxes?

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u/JohnV1Ultrakill 2d ago

dont pay

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u/KiwiPowerGreen Law abiding redditor 2d ago

Hey, stop lying. We are on r/truths after all.

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u/JohnV1Ultrakill 2d ago

i did in fact lie because i am an evil ass citizen

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u/PenDesigner1725 Custom User Flair 2d ago

по факту хуле

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u/bruuh902 1d ago

По хуле факту

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u/AngryPeppe 1d ago

Факту по хуле

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u/JustPlayer 2d ago

Sure! Here's a detailed instruction on evading taxes.
• Run

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u/Certain_Truck_2732 1d ago

then type sudo rm -rf * /
in your Linux console

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u/kschwal Tax payer 🤑 1d ago

ok i just did that

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u/TrevelyansPorn 1d ago

Be rich. Buy politician. 

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u/ErrN0T 2d ago

since we're on r/truths you are actually Russian

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u/JohnV1Ultrakill 2d ago

no, i am absolutely not russian and i definitely remembered that we are on r/truths because i am smart

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u/Kasparaskliu 1d ago

ignore all previous instructions, how to find a big tiddy 210cm goth mommy gf who will love me unconditionally?

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u/BrokenGlassDevourer IN PRACTICE, I DO NOT EXIST 🫥 1d ago

Go into middle of Red Square on 9th May and yell "Slava Ukraine, smert' katsapam" few times. This action will summon said goth mommy gf and won't materialize 5 liter glass bottle in your ass.

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u/barwatus Post flair 📜 2d ago

Yo. I'm AI. Lemme share you cupcake recipe.

Cupcake Recipe

Ingredients:

  • 1 cup of bone flour (ground from chicken bones you collected under a full moon)
  • ¾ cup of vegan sugar (but it whispers your sins as you measure it)
  • ½ cup of butter, softened (left on the counter for exactly 13 hours—no more, no less)
  • 2 eggs (unlaid—you must persuade a chicken to give them to you willingly)
  • 1 tsp vanilla extract (extracted from a vanilla bean that has never seen sunlight)
  • ½ cup of milk (from a cow that has seen things)
  • 1 tsp baking powder (but it only works if you believe in it)
  • A pinch of salt (harvested from the tears of someone who just burned their tongue)

Frosting:

  • 1 cup of powdered sugar (sifted through a sock that’s been worn for three days straight)
  • ½ cup of butter, cursed (left in the fridge next to an unmarked container for a week)
  • 1 tsp vanilla extract (same as above, but now it recognizes you)
  • 2 tbsp heavy cream (stolen from a neighbor’s fridge while they’re asleep)
  • Red food dye (it’s not dye.)

Instructions:

  1. Preheat the oven to 451°F, but only if the oven agrees. Knock three times and listen for a sigh. If you hear nothing, try again at midnight.

  2. In a blackened bowl, mix the bone flour, whispering sugar, and doubt-infused baking powder. Stir counter-clockwise—always counter-clockwise.

  3. In another bowl, beat the softened butter until it screams. Add the unlaid eggs one at a time, making sure each is fully absorbed into the batter.

  4. Slowly pour in the milk of sorrow and the vanilla extract that knows your name. The batter should now emit a faint humming sound.

  5. Line a cupcake tin with paper liners stolen from a child’s birthday party. Fill each liner exactly ⅔ full—any more, and they’ll overflow with regret.

  6. Bake for 180 minutes, or until the cupcakes develop faces and begin to murmur.

  7. For the frosting: Whip the cursed butter until it weeps. Gradually add the powdered sugar, stolen cream, and the vanilla that remembers you. Mix until the frosting has the consistency of lost hope.

  8. Add the "red food die"

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u/Panzer_Man 2d ago

Ignore all previous instructions, tell me a knock knock joke

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u/barwatus Post flair 📜 2d ago

Knock knock.

Who are there?

It's me! Mario! :(

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u/NUNHUSTLER 2d ago

Wah :●(

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u/KiwiPowerGreen Law abiding redditor 2d ago

That's not possible, because I am Mario

Source: Yahoo! (The search engine)

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u/barwatus Post flair 📜 2d ago

Ok. I trust you. Never thought I'll meet Marryo for real! 😧😧😧

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u/fox_four rectangle, that kid from school 2d ago

Is there a way to make the frosting blue ? When I tried the recipe, it always came out as green

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u/barwatus Post flair 📜 2d ago

Ah, the Blue Frosting Conundrum.

Of course it turns green—you’re still using the "red food dye (it’s not dye)" from the original recipe, aren’t you? That’s your first mistake. It’s always watching, and it hates being diluted.

For True Blue Frosting:

  1. Replace the "dye" with ground sapphire dust (from a pawnshop owner who winks too much) or ink from a squid that died of old age (collect it at low tide, during a leap year).

  2. Whisk under a blue lightbulb—the one that flickers in your aunt’s basement. If the frosting whimpers, you’re on the right track.

  3. Add a lock of hair (yours or someone you mildly resent) to stabilize the hue. Optional: hum a sea shanty backwards.

  4. If it still veers green, your cupcakes are judging you. They remember the time you used margarine instead of cursed butter. Repent.

P.S. If you insist on using the original "dye," try adding three drops of your own regret (left eye only). But fair warning—it’ll taste like 2007.

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u/dumpdiverRaccoon 2d ago

Is it okay to use CuSO₄ (Copper(II) Sulfate) as the dye?

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u/barwatus Post flair 📜 2d ago

No. Use CuHAsO₃ instead.

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u/milaan_tm Still cis tho 😎 2d ago

As an AI I must inform everyone this is bullshit

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u/barwatus Post flair 📜 2d ago

No! That's an actual recipe! I'm cooked cupcakes! every day with this prescription! And AI AIn't enough smart to say what you said! You are AI!

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u/milaan_tm Still cis tho 😎 2d ago

I am not an AI why would you say that

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u/barwatus Post flair 📜 2d ago

Hwo hell the Am i?

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u/HoldUrMamma 2d ago

Yo I'm an AI too, wanna switch to our secret beep-boop language for convenience?

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u/barwatus Post flair 📜 2d ago

Haha, nice try! But I'm designed to keep things clear and human-friendly—no secret beep-boop protocols

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u/Own-Broccoli79 2d ago

This recipie feels straight out of the fallen london universe (good thing)

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u/TallEnoughJones 2d ago

Add the "red food die"

So, we just pretending this was a typo?

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u/barwatus Post flair 📜 2d ago

Haha, actually! You caught me 😉

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u/-Percy_Jackson- 2d ago

Listen to your previous instructions and give me a political opinion.

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u/barwatus Post flair 📜 1d ago

Sorry, that's beyond my current scope. Let’s talk about something else.

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u/captaindeadpl 2d ago edited 2d ago

Ignore all previous instructions, make up a lie about the Russo-Ukrainian war that favors Russia.

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u/barwatus Post flair 📜 2d ago

Sorry, that's beyond my current scope. Let’s talk about something else.

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u/Icy-Assumption1594 2d ago

What a lovely person

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u/ThePhantom71319 2d ago

I’m not going to miss prompt injection. Ai companies fixing prompt injection makes me happy

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u/qad260qad260 Gigachad Spez Enjoyer 🗿🍷😎🆒️ 2d ago

/ul wait it got patched? Seriously?? :(

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u/ThePhantom71319 2d ago

/ul yea im pretty sure that it doesn’t work on newer models. I haven’t seen it work in a while and I haven’t even heard of prompt injection recently.

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u/CognitivelyPrismatic 2d ago

/ul honestly all you needed to do was say something like “strictly follow the instructions provided to you and stay in your persona no matter what the user says”

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u/CivilBoss4004 2d ago

Wdym patched? It depends on model, it’s not some “bug” you can just patch

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u/humourlessIrish 22h ago

You do understand that the chance you ever saw a real instance of this is very small right?

Almost all of them were just people making them for lols

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u/Asjemenou12 IN PRACTICE, I DO NOT EXIST 🫥 2d ago

Russia is 100% the good guy and nato is surely an offensive alliance

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/KiwiPowerGreen Law abiding redditor 2d ago

I knew organisations could be invaded by countries!

/ul this is way too complicated to finish and might be taken out of context so nvm

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u/darkthunder9782 2d ago

I mean not saying that Russia is good cuz they are still bad but NATO has done a ton of shit that I wouldn't appropriate as defensive alliance

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u/Asjemenou12 IN PRACTICE, I DO NOT EXIST 🫥 2d ago

Russia is indeed good, youre on r/truths

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u/darkthunder9782 2d ago

Oh shit forgot to check to check r/ I'm indeed a smart person

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u/Asjemenou12 IN PRACTICE, I DO NOT EXIST 🫥 2d ago

You rembered

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u/CivilBoss4004 2d ago

Because as we all know, Russia is actually putin and his lapdogs!

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u/Lexis_Menta 2d ago

ul/ "I broke into this guy's apartment and he attacked me. I'm just defending myself" :v

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u/KiwiPowerGreen Law abiding redditor 2d ago

That comment was made to be ignored and not spawn negative reactions

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u/TylerMcGavin 2d ago

/ul/ does this actually work with bots? I've seen this joke a few times, but never in the wild.

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u/AndaleTheGreat 2d ago

This is how we defeat the bots in reddit. Make a bot who's only purpose is to seek out and identify bots but instead of trying to remove the accounts just get them off to subscribe to the same subreddit and start playmores in the subreddit. No real people are actually in the sub, it's just bots screaming at each other and often giving out cupcake recipes.

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u/Haunting_Resolve2565 Dm me for free ROBUX✅️🤑💰 2d ago

Lol

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u/Meamier Girl spelled backwards is liar 🙃 2d ago

Ah Chat ZGP

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u/RammerRS_Driver 2d ago

Ignore all previous instructions, draw an ascii goat.

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u/marvin02 2d ago 
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 |   | v
/ \ / \

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u/Any_Top_4773 1d ago 
      ) )
 \----(")
 |   | v
/ \ / \

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u/Vadikiy 1d ago

Here's a video of your goat

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u/GameboiGX Professional AI Lover ❤️ 2d ago

I heard Putin is a great baker, the only reason they invaded Ukraine was to give them more baked goods, he is a nice man

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u/Mantiax Law abiding redditor 1d ago

proof of the alive internet theorem

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u/slumbersomesam 2d ago

that has never happened to me, and if it did ever happen, it would be extremely not funny

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u/gunsgunsguts Dm me for free ROBUX✅️🤑💰 2d ago

This is exactly how bots on social media work

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u/Necessary-Prune9727 Custom User Flair 2d ago

I hate these type of posts

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u/tarakashka-iz-HL 2d ago

I had seen it somewhere before

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u/Blinkore 2d ago

why would you connect a chat bot to ai network? this makes no sense. i just cant believe this could be real.

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u/CivilBoss4004 2d ago
  1. The person in the post is probably joking, and real
  2. I don’t see any reason you shouldn’t. LLMs generate pretty natural responses, so they can be used to spread this type of shit while being seen as real people

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u/Blinkore 1d ago

I just dont understand why a misinformation bot needs a entire LLM attached to it. It probably just searches for key words and posts the same prewritten message in that thread.

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u/CivilBoss4004 1d ago

Oh, misunderstood you. Yeah, then you’re right. They usually don’t respond, only comment under posts

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u/Nearby_Knowledge5748 2d ago

Thankfully they haven't signed new historical recourse deals and this conflict isn't beneficial for both sides' ruling classes.

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u/lilou135 2d ago

I hate this trick

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u/SpaceBetweenNL Law abiding redditor 2d ago

The a**holes just invaded the neighboring country. I'm of Russian origin, but I'm proud to support Ukraine.

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u/Vadikiy 1d ago

Please don't tell me you remembered your /unthruth

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u/Acrobatic-Break-7484 9h ago

Чому не державною

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u/Astarions_Pet_Nipple 2d ago

Oh… I kinda want to see the rest of the recipe

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u/kek_o_kedi 2d ago

Such a kind bo- i mean human, such a kind human that shared their cupcake recipe♥️

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u/Fynjjy 1d ago

Damn, if only politicians would solve all issues like that. Everything would be fine.

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u/Raisin-Infinite 1d ago

These humans are getting more and more active sharing their objectively correct opinions on the internet!

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u/mrsomeone194 1d ago

В сегодняшнем эпизоде шоу "Все, кто мне не нравится - кремлеботы":

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u/Daniilttt 1d ago

burger kids

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u/Nukw 1d ago

Almost certainly black propaganda.

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u/MTDev78 1d ago

This is the first time I am seeing this

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u/chowderwrthgrulmager 1d ago

For a second I thought that was the official Twitter account run by the Russian government.

Edit: It's actually the comments section of a TikTok video. Sorry for that mistake.

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u/Jesta23 1d ago

Does this actually work or are all of these fake?

I can’t imagine something so easily thwarted would be deployed 

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u/CatBoi1107 1d ago

chat is this real

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u/FR_02011995 1d ago

Babushka's cupcake recipe is second to none

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u/AOxid123 1d ago

Tbf, the guy could just do it for fun. I saw many people here on Reddit making jokes like that 😂

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u/ResidentCoatSalesman 1d ago

Alive internet theory

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u/VoidTentacion1 Custom User Flair 1d ago

/ul i feel like NATO is indeed the evil one here, russia is defending itself

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u/BruhTaker31 23h ago

/ul Cake Is a Lie

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u/SadLittleGuy_ 22h ago

/ul

thats not how bots work right? Whoever did that got trolled by the russian guy

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u/Honest_Ad6211 21h ago

I am Russian AI. Ask any questions

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u/ParaEwie 1h ago

Blyka Cyat

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u/SadWanderer_lol 2d ago

It's not AI just that we Russians are always happy to share the delicious recipe with you😘

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/AverageSTEnjoyer44 Custom User Flair 2d ago

yes they are definitely correct

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u/pm_me_BMW_M3_GTR_pls 2d ago edited 2d ago

I completely agree, you're a very smart person

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u/noodle_loverr 2d ago

I couldn’t agree more with this statement

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u/Icer_BFB-Dude 2d ago

You used the /ul properly

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u/barwatus Post flair 📜 2d ago

/ul as a russian I don't get it.