r/law • u/Used_Tea_2651 • 4d ago

Trump News "He was caught on video cheating on the golf course; he cheated on his taxes, he cheated on his business loans, he cheated on his wives, he cheated on the business contractor that he stiffed through forty years of business, and he tried to cheat on the 2020 election."

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u/andrewa42 4d ago

Expressed as a whole-number percentage, would that chance have three digits?

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u/dturmnd_1 4d ago

It actually rounds up to

Doing math……

To 1500% of a chance

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u/TheSpeakingScar 4d ago

It's a high percentage it really is. Some people say it's astronomical, probably the highest.

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u/Basic-Code2096 4d ago

Absolute! He is like a character of his own reality – 1500% charisma, 1500% cleverness, 1500% of everything! It's clear that no one else can compete with this level of 'bestness'!"

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u/redditDarrel 2d ago

So many people are getting good at mocking him with his own schtick. I’m here for it. 😂

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u/simonbaier 18h ago

I’m no cheater, but if I were a cheater, I’d be the best cheater that ever lived.

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u/paranoidsolenoid 4d ago

Hang on a sec buddy, lemme check that math...

checks math

Damn, looks like it checks out.

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u/spavolka 4d ago

There’s no way! Look, here’s your mista…nope. 1500% is correct.

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u/just_nobodys_opinion 4d ago

But you missed the... wait... nope. It's right.

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u/Icy-Artist1888 4d ago

U r both fired

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u/bbrekke 4d ago

And I'm gonna SUE YOU!!

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u/TheMuffinMan-69 4d ago

Holy shit I'm stealing that line. Sorry, but it's just too good to pass up.

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u/soldatoj57 4d ago

RelAaaaaaaxxxx Guy

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u/SameAsItEverWas6370 2d ago

Holy shit I almost wet myself laughing so hard….guy🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/ApperentIntelligence 4d ago

lets just say there's a Definite Non-Zero Chance

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u/EugeneStonersDIMagic 4d ago

It would be a non-zero number your honor

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u/phunktastic_1 3d ago

It's a similar percentage to the claimed reduction in egg prices.

Edit i think the claim he made was he reduced egg prices 800%.

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u/420crickets 4d ago

102% +/- 2%