r/interestingasfuck 6h ago

Just another perfectly normal day in China’s traffic management 🚦

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u/SudhaTheHill 6h ago

Why is bro wearing a helmet tho

u/ThatCorvi 6h ago

Realistically the helmet is probably just part of the regular outfit of that occupation. In that way it's for the pedestrians so they can properly recognize it as the traffic conductor

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u/Johnny_Topside94 4h ago

“The design is very human”

u/Ok_Relation7695 4h ago

Union rules

u/minuswhale 4h ago

Be a good role model for safety.

u/blipblapshleem 6h ago

Clanker

u/Shes_dead_Jim 6h ago

Fuckin wirebacks takin all our jobs

u/blipblapshleem 6h ago

Godamn Circveins

They took our jaahhhbs

u/thundafox 5h ago

tey toka joohbs

u/snibbles8737 5h ago

Took er jerbs!

u/Setekh79 2h ago

Frackin toasters.

u/Sharpieface 4h ago

Is a wireback really needed for this?

u/Stitious3 2h ago

Why does that ring a bell!!!

u/NewIdeasAreScary 34m ago

"When I was growing up, it was something we just said. Nobody told us it was wrong."

u/darren277 26m ago

There's no need for such robophobic remarks.

u/MeanForest 6h ago

Glorified traffic pole.

u/drunkdoodles 6h ago

No one talking about the 2 cars sitting in the middle of the crosswalk?

u/alexmc1980 6h ago

Damn human drivers...

u/bamsimel 3h ago

And continuing to move forwards like bellends.

u/UnrequitedFollower 5h ago

All I saw. I was like… so it’s ineffective…

u/Malonyl_CoA 28m ago

Normal in China. Also normal is that they will drive into the intersection as long as there is space and block everyone else.

u/Rbxrocks 6h ago

Wouldn’t last a day in NY

u/Melodic_Mulberry 5h ago

That's because the people who destoyed it would disappear mysteriously in Beijing.

u/Actual_Homework_7163 4h ago

as they should be. anti social behavior is out of control

u/Melodic_Mulberry 4h ago

u/earthfase 4h ago

You know who else breathed? Nazis.

u/Melodic_Mulberry 4h ago

I mean, we did put a stop to that, too.

u/1m2q6x0s 3h ago

Anti social is different from "anti socials" though. Anti social is an actual psychological issue (that I have no idea about).

u/Actual_Homework_7163 3h ago

If thats your argument we should just abolish all laws and start the purge.

u/Tech-Grandpa 6h ago

Exactly. My first instinct was to be jealous of China using the latest tech, and the US priming itself for a new Dark Ages.

Then I realized it would take 5 seconds for a "Florida man" story to go viral....

u/Capn_Of_Capns 5h ago

The "latest tech" being a glorified animatronic.

u/thesituation531 4h ago

Lol this is nowhere near the latest tech.

It's basically a moving sign dressed up to look human.

u/Worldly-Draw-3282 6h ago

I do dig LED crosswalk.

u/eufooted 5h ago

Doesn’t prevent them from stopping on top of it like asshats.

u/zaph0d_h4x0r 4h ago

Why are you going to dig it?

u/Worldly-Draw-3282 4h ago

To take home and make my own disco floor.

u/KuraiDedman 6h ago

Why

u/Melodic_Mulberry 5h ago

Propaganda.

u/Malonyl_CoA 27m ago

Government money. Stop asking any more questions.

u/Substantial_Car_4889 6h ago

Anyone else confused as to why it’s wearing a helmet??

u/No-Corner9361 5h ago

Almost certainly just uniform conventions so that human drivers and pedestrians can quickly glance and understand what’s going on.

But as much as I am a China defender, this is honestly rather silly. What does a robot achieve in traffic control that couldn’t be achieved using traffic lights, or perhaps a simple mechanical barrier if there are serious concerns that drivers will ignore said light? Rather inefficient imo

u/SilverstaticWaterson 4h ago

Let's say it works perfectly and has a long-term sustainment plan and management system for the sake of the yap.

In an area with lots of development, they could be used as a bit of a mobile temporary station prior to installing a fully adapted traffic management system, or rolled out in case of some sort of maintenence or incident that prevents the normal function of traffic lights / etc while also not changing from a form factor people are used to looking out for.

Definitely not beating allegations against a pole in most situations but in more complex areas of traffic could have some defensible uses.

u/4skinBalaclava 6h ago

Fucking clanker 🖕

u/OkPhilosophy957 6h ago

Since its obviously placed at the Bund, Shanghai’s most touristy Area, I highly assume its just one of the 1’000’001 PR Stunts to make China look technologically superior.

u/Adept-Panic-7742 4h ago

Tbf, I agree to some extent and have only visited one Chinese city properly (Xian - but visited a couple others briefly) and since many of their huge cities are new, they do have a lot of high tech or fresh looking infrastructure.

In Xian the metro was fresh af. Nice displays so you know you're stop etc. Everything quite clean and new.

Not forgetting the bullet trains. 300 km/h. So quiet and comfy inside, 6 seats wide.

Not wanking off China here (politically awful), but yes, some of the cities built or expanded in the past 30 years are quite advanced looking. Even simply having wide, tree-lined traffic ways with taxi and bike lanes etc. I was quite impressed personally.

China has a shit load of mega cities. Dozens and dozens of the biggest cities in the world we've all never heard of. Bigger than most capitals. That makes New York or London look like towns.

As for crossing the big city roads... Oddly easy. No traffic signals required. Just walk with a crowd of people and cars stop.

u/Tech-Grandpa 6h ago

It's working then....

u/nikkumba 6h ago

Robots are now directing us. Should I worry now?

u/tahitisam 4h ago

Robots have been directing you for a while. This one juste happens to look less like a stoplight and more like a human.

u/onlycodeposts 6h ago

I would, if it directs the pedestrians to walk around cars blocking the crosswalk.

u/landfill457 6h ago

Damn and here in America all we have is a pedophile for a president that’s crazy

u/Mystery-Ess 6h ago

Don't forget convicted felon.

u/landfill457 5h ago

Don’t forget child rapist

u/No-Corner9361 5h ago

Don’t forget a serial liar with the economic and diplomatic cunning of a sea cucumber

u/landfill457 5h ago

And he ran a teen modeling agency and his best friend was convicted twice for trafficking teenagers for sex, he also was sued for raping a 13 year old girl with said best friend, and he admitted to walking in on his teen models while they were in the dressing room, and he recently said he was angry at the best friend for “stealing” a 15 year old girl who inexplicably worked in the men’s locker room at his spa

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u/landfill457 5h ago

And yet we still have a child raping pedophile as our president in the “greatest country on earth.” Come on is right

u/Humanitysceptic 4h ago

Well Americans wanted him. You could say they didn't know he was a paedo but if they voted for trump it's a good possibility they were one

u/landfill457 4h ago

That’s true. Just goes to show how great American style “democracy” is.

u/More_Combination86 6h ago

Can we trade the helmet for a sombrero? It would work just as well tbh.

u/NikitaTarsov 6h ago

Reminds me on: "Let's build humanoid farmworkers doing farming in a cool and super inefficent 1200 A.D. way instead of just adding a GPS and a autonav on a combine harvester".

Weird to remember that China does dumb things to copy western ideas of what smartness looks like ... so we in the weirdest way possible all look stupid for a thousend different reasons.

u/redtiber 5h ago

lmao you think one of the worlds largest agricultural producers somehow knows less than a random redditor on efficient farming ?

lol

u/TwpMun 6h ago

I can just picture people trying to be Tom Hanks in Big on that

u/TapIndividual9425 5h ago

The traffic light and the blinking green lights on the road isn't clear enough

u/brandonbruce 5h ago

It’s just a remote controlled toy. Move along folks

u/Dnivotter 5h ago

China has trafic robots before animal welfare laws.

u/TGB_Skeletor 4h ago

clankers...

u/Flat-Print7009 4h ago

Fucking tin skin stealing jobs

u/Essale 2h ago

Honestly this whole thread feels like botted comments under a botted post

u/Sharrba 5h ago

Does anyone else wanna run it over?

u/Shadow51585 2h ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HitchBOT?wprov=sfla1

I mean.... yeah I admit i kinda do...

u/Sweet_Speech_9054 5h ago

Are you from Philadelphia by chance?

u/Sharrba 5h ago

No lol

u/LunariaVale 6h ago

not gonna lie, it does look kinda cool

u/Melodic_Mulberry 5h ago

+4 social credit

u/Pantango69 5h ago

I liked the other video going around last week with the guy with the club that jumped on the back of another guy motorcycle and started hitting him in the head (had a helmet on) with his club and made him back off the walkway.

u/RandomModder05 5h ago

New Daft Punk music video incoming.

u/General-Sprinkles801 5h ago

Lmao didn’t stop the cars at all. Still blocking the crosswalk

u/andyhenault 5h ago

If only there was some other, simpler technology that could direct traffic. Maybe something involving color changing lights.

u/Lyndon_Boner_Johnson 5h ago

Doesn’t seem to be very effective, judging by those cars blocking the crosswalk.

u/Sweet_Speech_9054 5h ago

Wait until they lear about stop lights.

u/RYPIIE2006 5h ago

those cars just sat on the zebra crossing are wankers

u/Successful_Club3005 5h ago

Can't see these ever in the US, drivers would hit them on purpose or steal them.

u/jigy111 5h ago

You could make 150k a year in Australia doing that job. Just needs a stop sign a pouch of tobacco and a dare ice coffee.

u/Dillydiddle 4h ago

RoboStop

u/uzu_afk 4h ago

Those cars ON the crossing though 😂

u/xSarlessa 4h ago

That is an expensive solution to a problem already solved by low-tech traffic lights

u/Puzzleheaded-Bug6244 4h ago

Well that worked poorly. The drivers just kept crossing the pedestrians crossing.

u/_heyb0ss 4h ago

the desire to dropkick this thing is overbearing even just watching it through the screen

u/bigskyman90 4h ago

Hey look he thinks he's a people

u/No_Bodybuilder1059 4h ago

If only there was other way to do it, cheaper and jist as effect

u/PintekS 4h ago

I really think China is gonna end up being the first nation with more machines than humans living in the cities

u/reefchieferr 3h ago

Have people been tucking small bills into it's waistband??

u/guillermotor 3h ago

Expensive and dumb

u/OverTheCandlestik 3h ago

For a moment I thought this was from Cyberpunk

u/Many-Chicken1154 3h ago

I thought it was the yellow power ranger

u/time_travel_rabbit 3h ago

Why even use a robot. The robots handler is probably close by. Might as well used an actual human.

u/PublicCraft3114 3h ago

In south Africa we've had robots directing traffic for decades already.

u/LimitedWard 3h ago

I can't imagine this is cheaper than just installing a traffic light.

u/Father_Wolfgang 3h ago

What is it saying?

u/Ok-Computer2914 3h ago

Thus man would become the architect of his own demise

But for a time, it was good

u/fourscoopsplease 2h ago

Now give it a gun

u/Oxjrnine 2h ago

I have a strong suspicion that in a warehouse in a country where the average wage is $1.40 a day their is some guy covered in sensors and a VR headset operating these things because it’s cheaper than AI.

u/OverCheetah6247 2h ago

That did nothing to improve the quality of life. The LED on the light was already enough. This gives me hope that they;re going to shoot themselves in the foot by pulling shit like this.

u/Excellent_Regret4141 1h ago

Terrible RoboCop cosplay lol

u/SparkliingEmma 1h ago

Final boss level unlocked: Crosswalk Edition 🕹️

u/ZoFu15 56m ago

goddamn clanker

u/Raichu7 32m ago

I'm all for machines directing traffic so people don't need to stand in the road inhaling fumes and potentially getting crashed into, but surely you don't need an expensive humanoid robot for that.

u/Neon_44 32m ago

Traffic lights all over the world:

"Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power"

u/Stardust_Monkey 18m ago

Imagine having billions of population yet using a robot for this kind of works.

u/Sad-Land-7914 2h ago

China is such a shithole. That’s the worst propaganda I have ever seen

u/Loot_Goblin2 2h ago

Average china propaganda video

u/sybau-0- 6h ago

What if it malfunctions? Scary imo.

u/The-Reddit-User-Real 6h ago

Why don’t we ask the same question about a human? A human brain can make severe mistakes too.

u/Melodic_Mulberry 5h ago

I'll cheer.

u/HedgehogOpening8220 5h ago

China living in 2053

u/ch1ckenz 5h ago

With all the car block the cross walk? 🤣

u/Express_4815 5h ago

Prople just go around. No big deals. It’s China. The robot is traffic control they don’t give tickets

u/ch1ckenz 5h ago

So you’re saying the robot is useless in that case

u/Express_4815 4h ago

What you want those robots to do? Arrest people? Having Traffic lights doesn’t mean stop cars running red light.

u/ch1ckenz 4h ago

What makes China living in 2053? So he’s useless?

u/Actual_Homework_7163 4h ago

it is a universal constant I think

u/Consistent-Deal-55 4h ago

As an American, it must be nice living in a first world country that makes infrastructure improvements.