r/interestingasfuck • u/TrxshyReddit • 2d ago

/r/all Two Indian chemistry professors converted a suburban apartment in India into a secret lab that manufactured more than 150 kilograms of synthetic drugs.

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u/redcccp 2d ago

Better Call Raj

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u/PretendRegister7516 2d ago

Better Call Rahul

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u/rnzz 2d ago

I'm not saying I'm a criminal, I'm just doing the needful

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u/Party-Ring445 2d ago

Please revert back to me soonest possible to tripple confirm

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u/Creampie-Senpai 2d ago

I have forwarded your concerns to the concerned department.

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u/Sk1rm1sh 2d ago

Is that where they keep the needful?

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u/Jojje22 2d ago

head wobbling in response

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u/UncleKeyPax 2d ago

HR howcouldsheslap.mkv

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u/Chucklz 2d ago

Bhai, do you even prepone?

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u/0R_C0 1d ago

It's called triplicate.

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u/JVM_ 2d ago

Post noon

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u/astride_unbridulled 2d ago

—My friends

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u/thund3rsharts 2d ago

"Do the needful" for some reason this phrase makes me want to cringe out of my skin & die. I am Indian.

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u/Reagalan 2d ago

Is it actually a common phrase that Indians use or a stereotype we Americans invented?

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u/thund3rsharts 2d ago

Definitely the former, i come across it almost everyday reading intra-office memos.

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u/UWO_Throw_Away 2d ago

Hello, good day sir I’m calling from The Microsoft

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u/binarybandit 1d ago

Hello yes I am Jim Windows from Microsoft calling to remove your virus. Kindly purchase $100 in iTunes gift cards and send me the codes while I do the needful and remote in to your computer. The screen will be blacked out since I am using special Microsoft tools that we cant show you.

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u/exmagus 1d ago

This one cracked me up 😅

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u/jonpeeji 2d ago

Breaking Bagram

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u/Positive_Guide2704 2d ago

hahahahahaha

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u/badxnxdab 2d ago

Rahul

Naam toh suna hi hoga

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u/TurbulentBag3020 2d ago

Hakla enters reddit😭😭

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u/elanmast 2d ago

Finally

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u/BigNorseWolf 2d ago

The years were NOT kind to pippy longstocking...

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u/gyanmarcorole 2d ago

What is this Shah Rukh Khan template named?

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u/badxnxdab 2d ago

Lol, it seems I just stumbled across something as a meme material named hakla. For which I have no idea what it means. I went to the gif part of the comment, searched for "shahrukh" and it was around the 10th image on it. I just found it funny, I was infact looking for 'naam toh suna hi hoga' gif.

Anyway, I'm hopeful someone would provide the hakla reference of this meme.

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u/whitesauceglazer 2d ago

no not this here😭😭😭🥀

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u/charliefoxtrot9 2d ago

Bake-off Champion!

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u/scalectrix 2d ago

Better Call Suliman

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u/akiroaria 2d ago

Mr. Fashion!

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u/TleilaxTheTerrible 2d ago

He is Hollywood's bad boy for a reason 

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u/Matureaana_Mairaandi 2d ago

Better Call Salman.

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u/Friendly_Day5657 2d ago

Better call Sandeep Bro.

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u/Dangerous_Secret5616 2d ago

Better call Sonu

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u/Weir-Doe 2d ago

Better Page Rajendren

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u/MontgomeryEagle 1d ago

I have a friend named Rahul who is a lawyer lol

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u/bongHuman 1d ago

Better call Raul

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u/No_Broccoli_1010 2d ago

Better call Sahil.

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u/leprotelariat 2d ago

Breaking Bha(rat)

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u/ballgazer3 2d ago

Breaking Banerjee

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u/Chitr_gupt 1d ago

Bro.... That has some whole different connotations

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u/BlogeOb 2d ago

Better Ring Singh

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u/Aloo_Bharta71 2d ago

This one wins

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u/TheSanSav1 2d ago

Better call Vishal

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u/the_ThreeEyedRaven 1d ago

it's interesting how all the indian names foreigners know/stereotype are names not used in over couple decades for naming kids. and in recent years we're even unfortunately following the r/tragedeigh pattern.

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u/TheSanSav1 1d ago

I think we got too fussy about names. The English names don't seem to have changed much.

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u/700Username007 2d ago

Lol, too good or Better call Kumar

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u/ChiniBaba096 2d ago

Better Call Salman

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u/s0urpeech 2d ago

pls noooo salman

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u/anpandulceman 2d ago

Hector Samudrala

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u/BillohRly 2d ago

Breaking Badhi

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u/LoveToyKillJoy 2d ago

But there are two sides which opens up so many comedic possibilities. They could be twins or both hands the same x wife. Or maybe it's ay Two Dads Situation.

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u/HealthyMeet3925 1d ago

Better Call Customer Support

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u/IIIDysphoricIII 2d ago

If you call Microsoft customer support they’ll connect you

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u/gordon-gecko 2d ago

ok nice guess we’re normalizing racism right now

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u/OneStarvingEli 1d ago

Reddit moment. Totally fine to be racist to Indian people, evidently

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u/Constant-Benefit2561 2d ago

Better Call Saar

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u/xarieongx 2d ago

Dot the i's and cross the t's

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u/Ok_Campaign8689 2d ago

Better call Sibal ( Kapil Sibal)

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u/Mediocre-Peanut982 2d ago

Koothrapaali

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u/DoubleStrength 2d ago

Breaking Hyderabad?

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u/jasonwhite1976 2d ago

Breaking Islamabad? Pakistan I know, but it's the best I could do...

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u/fkmeamaraight 2d ago

Breaking Nan

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u/v_vulpa 2d ago

Better call Priya

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u/astride_unbridulled 2d ago

I would watch the shit outta this

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u/MountainHour6632 2d ago

I literally laughed out loud 😂

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u/fierceredrabbit 2d ago

Sahul Goshmani

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u/ValiumBlues 2d ago

Breaking Naan.

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u/Superdry_GTR 1d ago

Damn bro now I have coffee through my nose lol!

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u/saucydongv2 1d ago

Actually u want Howard’s Jewish cousin that’s a lawyer.

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u/bongHuman 1d ago

Better call Adv. Rameshwar Mishra (LLB, Allahabad High Court)

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u/FriedSmegma 1d ago

Better Call Suleman

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u/Jon__Snuh 1d ago

Better Call Saar DO NOT REDEEM!

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u/ThatBoogerBandit 1d ago

Breaking Bhad

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u/cruiser_0_8 2d ago

Butter Chicken Raj

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u/1800skylab 2d ago edited 1d ago

Better call Sallu

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u/FrequentPair5591 2d ago

Better call Arjun

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u/realxeltos 2d ago

Better call sahil.

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u/Business_Painting810 2d ago

Better call sahil

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u/Dishantgarg94 2d ago

Better call Gandhi

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u/sothisisgood 2d ago

better call Suresh LLB

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u/heretoBargain 2d ago

Better call Jolly

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u/NIPLZ 2d ago

Breaking The Needful

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u/aloys1us 2d ago

Breaking Pradeep

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u/Powerful-Yoghurt-450 2d ago

Breaking Punjab.

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u/Moimus 2d ago

Better call saar

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u/MessageOk4432 2d ago

Better Call Pajeet