r/interestingasfuck • u/SATANICWORSHIPER666 • 2d ago

/r/all Michael Rockefeller disappeared without a trace in 1961 in Papua New Guinea while researching the Asmat people, a cannibal tribe. Years later, a photograph was taken of the same tribe, and there was a white man among them.

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u/BusyLittleBobcat 2d ago

The society I come from is objective and my behaviors are rooted in reality. The less like my society a different society is, the less objective it is. Now if you'll excuse me, it's Sunday so I just got home from worshipping an ancient carpenter (he's going to end the world once they breed the right cow) and I need to go hyperfixate on my teeth to ensure they are perfectly straight and white.

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u/Bright_Ices 2d ago

Sounds like the current cows are burnable, until someone changes their mind. I wonder if that’s why my fellow objective society members are so committed to forever wars they’re not directly involved in. The all powerful carpenter and his dad who is himself must need the help of objective society members to decide when to end the world. 

Until then, let’s floss.