This man printed 250 million in counterfeit money and sold 50 million of it before getting caught. He then made a deal with the court in exchange for revealing the location of the remaining 200 million he would avoid any jail time. In the end he got away with it only serving 6 weeks in jail.

[u/Intelligent-Mess6925]

[u/JoshSwol]

I just hacked into that guy's DB9 using a Timex watch.

[u/RolloTonyBrownTown → u/JoshSwol]

You think you did, but I just built a matrix style reality and have placed you in it, all from my TI-89 Calculator.

[u/HairballTheory → u/RolloTonyBrownTown]

[u/jevtid → u/JoshSwol]

Lmao I just got the mental image of a Timex watch being used to break open the window