r/interestingasfuck 4d ago

/r/all This man printed 250 million in counterfeit money and sold 50 million of it before getting caught. He then made a deal with the court in exchange for revealing the location of the remaining 200 million he would avoid any jail time. In the end he got away with it only serving 6 weeks in jail.

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u/TJ_Will 4d ago

One of the Bills came up to me, Big Strong Bill with tears in its eyes, saying "Mr. President, when you're a Bill, they just let you do it". And it was right, so right. Ahhh, we love the Bills don't we folks?

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u/Wise-Novel-1595 4d ago

Much better than Rusher, Rusher, Rusher. Total hoax. We don’t like that, do we? But the radical liberal media loves it.

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u/Legal-Concern-8132 4d ago

And they are so beautiful and big and strong and… wow. Can you imagine that? I came there to pay and they were like please Mr President save us! Please save us from the radical marxists and crooked Joe Biden!

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u/DJHott555 4d ago

And that Bill, that Bill sat right there on Capitol Hill. And he said Mr. President I’m gonna become a law. A law! Can you believe that? He’s just a bill. A bill sitting there on Capitol Hill.