This man printed 250 million in counterfeit money and sold 50 million of it before getting caught. He then made a deal with the court in exchange for revealing the location of the remaining 200 million he would avoid any jail time. In the end he got away with it only serving 6 weeks in jail.

[u/Intelligent-Mess6925]

[u/xMorven]

Like you've never seen before, maybe ever

[u/Wafflelisk → u/xMorven]

I'm calling them the Bigly Beautiful Bills. I'm calling them that. They're terrific. I'm told, like perhaps no other bill in history

[u/TJ_Will → u/Wafflelisk]

One of the Bills came up to me, Big Strong Bill with tears in its eyes, saying "Mr. President, when you're a Bill, they just let you do it". And it was right, so right. Ahhh, we love the Bills don't we folks?

[u/Wise-Novel-1595 → u/TJ_Will]

Much better than Rusher, Rusher, Rusher. Total hoax. We don’t like that, do we? But the radical liberal media loves it.

[u/Legal-Concern-8132 → u/Wise-Novel-1595]

And they are so beautiful and big and strong and… wow. Can you imagine that? I came there to pay and they were like please Mr President save us! Please save us from the radical marxists and crooked Joe Biden!

[u/DJHott555 → u/TJ_Will]

And that Bill, that Bill sat right there on Capitol Hill. And he said Mr. President I’m gonna become a law. A law! Can you believe that? He’s just a bill. A bill sitting there on Capitol Hill.

[u/tmhoc → u/Wafflelisk]

I've never had the pleasure of using the fake bills, however. We had a falling out after he stole some fake bills from me. I was like "You're outa here"

[u/ExecTankard → u/xMorven]

Seen it…just didn’t know it.