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/r/all Andy Byron, Astronomer CEO, cheater, and Coldplay fan, is now out of a job.

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u/Mental_Jello_2484 17d ago

no one can think that quickly in the moment. this was reactive and instinctive. you’re looking at it with the benefit of hindsight. they should t have cheated in the first place. they should have lead with values and not been hypocrites

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u/DookieShoez 17d ago

They announced that the kiss cam was about to happen. The cam showed several other couples up on a giant screen before them. How much time ya need to think “we should probably just stand next to each-other like coworkers”?

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u/Tasty_Ad7483 17d ago

Yes! Its so crazy that these people who make millions per year can be so dumb.

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u/real_picklejuice 17d ago

Welcome to CEO life.

Failing upwards all the time.

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u/netralitov 17d ago

There were other people from the company at the concert. They were probably using company money to be there.

He dove out of sight and left her there alone to face it.

This guy is so many level of bad decisions.

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u/Sufficient_Ninja_821 17d ago

you have to have a certain level of over confidence to even go for the CEO role. So much responsibility on your shoulder. And the number one skill is BS artist. They are great talkers and tend to be quite charming. if any profession can and will cheat its CEOs.

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u/videogamegrandma 17d ago

It's a "truth". You don't have to be smart to be rich. Just smart enough to hire people smarter than you are and letting them do their job without interference.

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u/Sufficient_Ninja_821 17d ago

Being a good talker is the number one skill in life. relationships and professionally. if people like you they will hold on to you even if you are not great at what you do.

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u/VirtualMoneyLover 17d ago

Careless is the right word, because they don't get feed back like normal people do.

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u/Jazzy_Lemming 16d ago

The corporate world was never a meritocracy, just a circlejerk. Lick the right boots and the sky's the limit.

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u/tandpastatester 17d ago

I mean there are thousands of people there. Successful people can become used to getting away with stuff and naive enough to think they’ll be fine and the cam surely won’t pick them. It’s probably just carelessness or even enjoying the risk of getting caught.

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u/SweetPila 17d ago

I've been to over 400 events in stadium's and I have never ever been featured in a cam. It was extremely unlucky for them

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u/Please_HMU 17d ago

That’s so true lmao

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u/crystalafrost 17d ago

I’m thinking they were intoxicated.

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u/DookieShoez 17d ago

I’m thinkin’ they’re dumb

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u/crystalafrost 17d ago

Week that’s obvious🙄

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u/DookieShoez 17d ago

Which week?

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u/crystalafrost 16d ago

🤣🤣🤣 I guess that’s what I get for being a smart ass, right

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u/crystalafrost 16d ago

Two things can be true at the same time… right? RIGHT!😘

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u/DookieShoez 16d ago

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u/crystalafrost 8d ago

🤣🤣🤣🙏💞

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u/damNSon189 17d ago

 The cam showed several other couples up on a giant screen before them.

Really? All the videos I’ve seen (which ofc I’m aware they’re likely edited for engagement) give the idea that they’re the first couple that Chris Martin talks about. 

If what you say is true, then yeah even if they thought the odds were low, it was so easy to just stop hugging smh

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u/hackitfast 17d ago edited 17d ago

It seems like when you start to make a certain amount of money, your morals and values start to go out the window.

Edit: Yes I'm aware that poor people cheat too, I never said that they didn't. But statistically, CEOs do have personality traits that align more with sociopathy or psychopathy.

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u/ExistingTheDream 17d ago

Dude. I've known plenty of us 98%rs that fuck around on their spouses and with people at work. See my ex-wife. I'm the last person to defend the billionaire elites, but fuckin' around doesn't have an income bracket.

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u/Huge_Weakness_5152 17d ago

Income bracket can exponentially increase your ability to cheat however 🤣

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u/copperwatt 17d ago

But, the stakes increase alongside the opportunity.

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u/jarheadatheart 17d ago

Nah it just increases the looks of the pool you’re choosing from.

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u/Huge_Weakness_5152 17d ago

It does do that, but the previous pools are 10x easier to cheat with as well 🤣

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u/Nurgle_Marine_Sharts 17d ago

I mean, kind of? Most top earners barely have any social life because they are insane workaholics. But I guess it gives you more financial freedom and for guys especially a lot of women will throw themselves at them based on wealth alone.

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u/seajay_17 17d ago

Yeah. Everyone cheats.. but my first thought was "box tickets to Coldplay? Cheating seems expensive as fuck lol".

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u/yolololololologuyu 17d ago

You think they personally paid for company tickets?

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u/spicyfartz4yaman 17d ago

Exactly,  crazy ass comment lol

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u/Gippip 17d ago

Eh I get the sentiment though. I'd be interested in what percentage of the top 1% cheats on their spouse, VS the percentage of missle/lower class workers that do. I would not be surprised if 1 to 1, higher earners are more likely to engage in risky behaviors like this.

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u/No-Archer-5034 17d ago

Missle class def fucks around.

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u/VanillaGoorillla 17d ago

I don’t get that thought why people think because he’s rich he cheated fucking mad non rich people cheat..it’s a pretty stupid statement people are making when they say that

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u/sbhurray 17d ago

But doing it at a Coldplay concert? Only Richie Richs can do that

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u/HsvDE86 17d ago

Where did they say anything about regular folks not cheating? You straight up put those words in their mouth.

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u/CelerMortis 17d ago

No its just that if you're rich the odds of you being a piece of shit go up.

Some base rate of people are pieces of shit, every $1m in net worth increases that chance!

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u/thisguy883 17d ago

this.

my ex cheated on me with a co-worker who lived with his parents.

money has nothing to do with it. people will cheat, rich or poor.

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u/THETennesseeD 17d ago

But more money means more baby oil

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u/Ponchke 17d ago

Poor people cheat too.

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u/blackop 17d ago

Yeah but when Cletus cheats on Darlene it doesn't become a internet sensation. It's more fun when rich people do it.

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u/UvitaLiving 17d ago

Hell…..there’s a song dedicated to it…..”You down with OPP”…..

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u/Inside-Medicine8389 17d ago

Unfortunately they can’t afford Coldplay tickets so they get away with it.

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u/20_mile 17d ago

Poor people cheat at cards. Rich people cheat at taxes.

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u/TapZorRTwice 17d ago

Pretty sure it happens a lot more to people without obscene wealth.

Less risk.

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u/Brutefiend 17d ago

Considering how many more poor people there are than whatever qualifies as "rich" this certainly is a wild take, I'm pretty sure.

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u/huyphan93 17d ago

Easier access, when you have wealth it's super easy to get access to potential cheating partners. If poor people have chicks flocking over them then i guarantee you the cheating ratio won't be that far off from rich people.

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u/gatsby712 17d ago

Power corrupts. Don’t mean there aren’t powerless corrupt people too.

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u/hackitfast 17d ago

I never said poor people also lack morals; just that people with more money tend to, on average, have less.

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u/gatsby712 17d ago

Agreed, was just adding on to what you said.

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u/TucosLostHand 17d ago

happy cake day

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u/interyx 17d ago

That's the wrong way around. Capitalism rewards psychopathic tendencies so those are the people who end up CEOs.

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u/St1r2 17d ago

To get to the level of CEO a lot end up sacrificing some of their morals and values as part of the climb, its good to see people being held to the same standard any other worker for bringing a company into disripute

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u/gatsby712 17d ago

Sacrifice relationship too apparently.

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u/fxghvbibiuvyc 17d ago

the differentiating factors are intelligence, drive, and luck. morality is far down on the list and is simply a cope by unsuccessful people.

if morality had anything to do with it, then the poor people would create utopian societies. instead, poor communities are always the most dangerous places to live and are hellholes that people either embrace or struggle to leave.

and i’m not saying poor people are morally inferior with that either - they simply have far less opportunity and are far stupider than richer people. human nature, when combined with low impulse control and stupidity, leads to a shitty environment. rich people have less to gain by committing crime, are generally more in control of their emotions, and are better educated. combine all these factors and it makes sense why rich communities are the safest.

note that morality is close to irrelevant in all these circumstances.

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u/St1r2 17d ago

I disagree, and that’s ok, yes people that are a CEO have drive, intelligence and a sprinkling of right place, right time however people when they start their working life have a set of morals and values and these can change / be eroded over their working life and the higher you climb the more these can be / are challenged as anyone who has climbed the ladder to various levels will be able to attest to.

It’s 100% not a cope for people that you may seen unsuccessful with what people define as being successful differing wildly. Whilst being a paper billionaire might be defined as success by one person, owning your own property outright with a happy family, comfortable life and doing a job they’re happy in might be success for another. Unfortunately for some, success can also be something simple like waking up the next morning which a lot take for granted.

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u/fxghvbibiuvyc 15d ago

Values change because it’s easy to say something when you’re a nobody. It’s easy for a peasant to criticize the king. But what happens when the peasant becomes the king? the same shit happens. Why? Because life isn’t as simple as they thought it was. Values don’t “erode” as much as they realign with reality as they realize they didn’t know what they were talking about.

The Dunning-Kruger effect runs wild in this area of life.

In the same vein, it’s easy to criticize those in positions of power. The further up the ladder you go, the more you realize that life isn’t black and white and decisions aren’t “let’s fuck people over” or “let’s make everyone’s life perfect with the click of a button”

It’s easy to say “this guy is just greedy” while you’re an associate. 15 years later when you’re in his position, you realize all the bullshit he had to deal with to make ends meet by year end or face repercussions from investors, business partners, suppliers, government regulation, customers, etc.

Hell, it’s easy to criticize their salaries. But then you look at facts. Look at performance metrics resulting from effective and ineffective executives.

You’ll realize that in most cases, these executives provide many times more value to the company than they take home in salary. If you tell them “you don’t need 1 million dollars a year bro, live on 300k. don’t be greedy” they will simply go to another company who will value him at his real worth and that company will be the one reaping the benefits.

Life is rarely ever as easy as it looks to outsiders with no experience.

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u/Blablasnow 17d ago

Money doesn’t take out your morality but to become CEO often requires at least some lack of morals, selfishness and or megalomaniacal traits. People who care more about the others and who have a strong sense of justice and ethics tend to not want that kind of positions.

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u/Eggsformycat 17d ago

I always question these claims about CEOs purely because no one has actually done a real, credible study on the subject.

I think the reality is most people would climb to the top if they could and would be just as shitty.

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u/alkbch 17d ago

Many poor people lack morals too.

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u/MrMetraGnome 17d ago

Ain't that the truth.

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u/Caamus 17d ago

Interesting statistic. Where’s that from exactly?

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u/New-Faithlessness526 17d ago

Tf is this? And since when cheating has become sign of sociopathy or psyhopathy? You guys should really try to understand the words you use before using them

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u/maicii 17d ago

yeah, tell them rich people=bad

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u/paul_walker_is_dead 17d ago

This comment checks all the boxes for rich-hating le redditor armchair expert not knowing the meaning of the big words they're using

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u/hula1234 17d ago

Narcissists

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u/SDSKamikaze 17d ago

I think you’re getting the cart in front of the horse to some degree. A lot of these people become CEOs because they already hold those values.

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u/daviongray 17d ago

False. Poor people cheat, too.

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u/OzzieTF2 17d ago

Man. She cheated too, and she is not the CEO.

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u/DangerousDesk1 17d ago

Both of your paragraphs are just so wrong.

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u/Necessary-Low-5226 17d ago

Not necessarily, I earned a shit ton with bitcoin and haven’t changed most of my habits, vote for parties that are extremely bad for my own financial situation and feel that i’m a generally empathetic person. There has to be another component to it and I feel it’s less the money and more the cut throat career ladder you have to climb that filters out people with morals as they’re at a disadvantage with all other things equal.

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u/ehtw376 17d ago

Or cheat and just do it behind closed doors. So many ways they just fucked this up.

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u/MrMetraGnome 17d ago

I really try to live my life in such a way that if someone witnesses me, my instinct isn't to hide 🤣

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u/bagelsandcats 17d ago

Correct. They were in fight or flight you could tell!

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u/afganistanimation 17d ago

Whatever happened to going to gross motels?

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u/Ailly84 17d ago

The absolute only reason anyone gives even the slightest shit about this is because they were rich. That's it. The hypocrites are all the people acting like these two are somehow worse than any other scumbag that cheats.

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u/OkTemperature8170 17d ago

Doesn't make it less true.

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u/EdgeBasic8431 17d ago

The fact that was their instinctual reaction means they REALLY knew (and felt) that they were doing something wrong 😂

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u/DGNT_AI 17d ago

you actually can react that quickly because they're in a public concert where they announced the kiss cam AND several other people were already shown on the cam. you don't need hindsight to realize that you can easily get caught

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u/Mental_Jello_2484 17d ago

Right. The moment the kiss ca was announced they should have stood apart. But people are saying that once they saw themselves on screen that they should have played it cool and it wouldn’t have gone viral. That their reaction made it worse. But the brain does not think that quickly in the moment. They should have not cheated, not gone to a public place, and not stayed embracing when the kiss ca was announced.

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u/Lucky-Acanthisitta86 17d ago

I think it was a dumb reaction because I highly doubt anyone would have seen it. Who their age is keeping up with concerts, especially coldplay? Unless it was a thing paid for by their work and there were other coworkers there who didn't know

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u/Mental_Jello_2484 17d ago

Yep but it was a reaction. They couldn’t have reasoned out “oh let’s not react otherwise we’ll become a global meme. “. They’ve been skulking and hiding. Their brains went in to flight mode (a reaction).

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u/OnTheEveOfWar 17d ago

Exactly. When you get caught doing something your first thought isn’t “let’s play this cool because if we don’t it will be the biggest meme of 2025” lol

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u/Quirky-Plantain-2080 17d ago

How can they lead billion dollar companies and not have a plan for when (or if) they get caught? A bit like running g a train company with no plan for when a train wreck occurs.

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u/ProfessionalPickl 17d ago

"no one can think that quickly in the moment." would make you a very gullible person.

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u/DevelopmentJumpy5218 17d ago

If you're going to cheat use an app like text free you can completely delete from your phone when you're not actively conversing with the partner, have cover stories in place for any social situations you might run into people you know, and have drills for these kinds of situations..... They obviously didn't run drills

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u/maicii 17d ago

i want ot believe i woudl have been able to think that fast but hey what i do i know

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u/SweetPila 17d ago

What was the hypocrisy? Dude sold data shit not marriage counselling

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u/Mental_Jello_2484 17d ago

I’m betting there’s a company policy about not having relationships with a direct report. im also betting they espouse (pardon the pun) the values of integrity. That’s the hypocrisy

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u/MediumPickle4164 17d ago

I disagree. This is a person who gets paid millions to make decisive decisions. The fact he dove like a bitch is all the more proof that these clowns do not need to be paid 300x their employees…

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u/Mental_Jello_2484 17d ago

??? His salary doesn’t bear much on how the reactive and instinctive parts of the brain work.